Hold up

[Stefjan Auer]

I CAN'T BELIEVE THEY'D DO IT WITH A KID IN THE ROOM

[Wesley Carter]

OKAY you gotta be shitting me now.

[Stefjan Auer]

NO I'M SERIOUS DUDE

THEY DIDN'T EVEN DRAW THE GD CURTAINS
OMFGGG

[Wesley Carter]

Gross! I don't want to think of two old guys fucking.

[Stefjan Auer]

Hahahahahaha gotcha

Nah they're just eating dinner together with their kid

Pretty cute family though
Old guys definitely still into each other
I see 'em making eyes at one another. Awwwwwww

[Wesley Carter]

Oh fuuuuck you man!

[Stefjan Auer]

HAHA
You can't
Cause you're not gay enough 

*Super troll*

[Wesley Carter]

har har

[Stefjan Auer]

🙆‍♂️

Maybe one day
You'll get there

[Wesley Carter]

I don't think so.
Pretty sure I'm gonna get married, have kids, and take over the ranch when my dad gets all old and feeble.

[Stefjan Auer]

Exciting life you got planned out there, young 20 yo Wesley

Lol if only life worked out that way

[Wesley Carter]

Why, how do you think life's gonna work out?
It seems pretty cut and dry to me.

[Stefjan Auer]

You are so wrong dude

It's like how in 3rd grade you said you were gonna climb that tree out back by the ranch cause we saw that documentary on monkeys

But then all you did was shimmy up like a foot

Life is that tree bro

(19 yo trying to be DEEP)

[Wesley Carter]

Have you been smoking?

[Stefjan Auer]

NO
Not today

Those are wise words dumbass