Kitty on the loose

[Ezra Chen]

Are you sure you're not the problem?

[Asher Rose]

Are you

Are you victim shaming?

[Ezra Chen]

What? No! I'm saying you might be using your power... wrongly.

[Asher Rose]

My power as a cop? To catch thieves?

What should I be doing then?

[Ezra Chen]

You're talking about throwing thieves in with murderers and rapists...

[Asher Rose]

...jokingly?

(Not joking)

[Ezra Chen]

I can't tell your tone from a text. I apologize.

[Asher Rose]

No I'm just fucking with you, I was going to do it.

What's your name again? I'm Asher. Officer Rose if you ever fuck up your life

[Ezra Chen]

...Ezra.
And excuse me?

[Asher Rose]

If you fuck up with the law, I'm not cutting you any slack.

[Ezra Chen]

You can't cut a kid some slack?

/just assuming because it's a young cat that it's a young person lol

[Asher Rose]

The law doesn't work like that. And that cat's done more shit than you know, don't be fooled.

(Big ole kitty eyes staring at Ezra)

[Ezra Chen]

/of course he pets the kitteh

I think I can deal with a punk thief.
I've handled worse.

[Asher Rose]

...you're one of those aren't you?

One of those
cat dads

[Ezra Chen]

No. What makes you think that?