Kitty on the loose

[Ezra Chen]

Hello, I just wanted to let you know that your cat just gave me your number.

[Asher Rose]

Oh yeah?
That's amazing


Especially since I don't own a cat

[Ezra Chen]

Strange.
Why would somebody add your number to this cat's collar?

[Asher Rose]

Guess that guy I gave my number to last night didn't want it

hahaha

Or this cat thought you were lonely

[Ezra Chen]

He is a cutie...
But I already have so many cats...
Are you sure he's not yours?

[Asher Rose]

Nah there's only room in this apartment for one animal ;)

[Ezra Chen]

...Pardon?

[Asher Rose]

Sorry buddy. If I gotta explain it, you're not getting it.

[Ezra Chen]

I suppose not...

/has no idea what to do with a cat with the wrong number on its collar

[Asher Rose]

'S all right, takes all kinds, you know?

But uh
Can you take my number off that cat's collar?
But keep it, I want to dust it for fingerprints. See who's spreading my private number around town.

[Ezra Chen]

Well, it's on the little tag on the collar.
Who would go to the trouble of making it?

If it helps, it says, "If you find me, call or text (503) 555-4983."

Is that your number or did I mess it up?

[Asher Rose]

That's my number all right. Had it for almost 5 years now...
What's the cat look like?

[Ezra Chen]

He's an orange fella, doesn't look very old.

Here's a picture: <--view_attachment-->

[Asher Rose]

Weird request, but humor me on this one.

Call my number and hand the phone to that cat.

[Ezra Chen]

...

Okay.