Nobody asked for this

[Robert Stephens]

Why does it bother you so much? Because it's wrong?

And I'd probably like your homeland more than I like mine. This place is
It's not my home.

[Yun Tian]

I have a brother as well. And I don't like your feelings crossing mine and tainting how I think of my brother. Is that not enough?

My homeland is a much more colorful and beautiful place. This world is so hard and ugly.

[Robert Stephens]

Okay, hold on a minute. I'M not MAKING you feel things for your own brother! That's just you, you're a creeper too.

[Yun Tian]

No, I assure you, I never felt such a thing in my life before your perversions tainted me!

[Robert Stephens]

I don't know! I've never summoned anything more powerful than a will-o-wisp! I don't know how this bond works, or why you're feeling pervy towards your own brother.

What's he like? Maybe it's
someone here that reminds you of him that you feel like a creeper towards

[Yun Tian]

Or YOUR brother. How horrifying.

[Robert Stephens]

You stay away from my brother.

Although even if you did try to get close to him, there's no point. He's
Bewitched by that witch

[Yun Tian]

Ugh. You don't need to warn me off. I'm not in love with your brother. Disgusting.

[Robert Stephens]

Charlie isn't disgusting!
He's the only one who ever cared if I lived or died.

[Yun Tian]

You don't endear yourself to others, that's for sure.

[Robert Stephens]

I can't pretend to be something I'm not. It's disgusting how fake people can be around here.

You don't exactly give people warm fuzzies either!

[Yun Tian]

HERE.

I am foreign here.
In my homeland, I am loved!

[Robert Stephens]

Really

People in your homeland must love being judged and scolded by strangers then!

[Yun Tian]

I am not a stranger there. And I do not judge or scold people who don't need to be judged or scolded.

[Robert Stephens]

You are literally judging and scolding me as we speak!

I can't wait until we get this bond broken! Argh!