About that ipad pro...

[Stefjan Auer]

Mmm okay then...
Would you could you in a tree?
Would you do it on a boat?

Could you would you on a train?
In the dark?

In the park?

😂

[Ronan Engel]

As long as there are no kids, I'm game for a park.

[Stefjan Auer]

What's so good about a park? Over my house??

[Ronan Engel]

Oh, is the house an option again? I assumed it was off the table.

[Stefjan Auer]

BRO
I just said my place!!

You're super high rn aren't you. I can't even blame you.

*siigh*

[Ronan Engel]

All right then. Your place. You don't have to wrestle me into it.

[Stefjan Auer]

...

I'm getting the feeling

I just got hardcore played

[Ronan Engel]

Why is that?

[Stefjan Auer]

Because

I just got hardcore played

You're the shark man! You! You're the one people need to watch out for when they think they're going out on a nice little swim in the ocean!

And then they see a triangle in the water and they're like "oh it's a little floaty triangle" and then get closer and it's too late. RIP, GG, ded

[Ronan Engel]

I've never really liked the ocean. It's sort of against my grain.

I'd rather be something else. Like a wolverine or a badger.

[Stefjan Auer]

You wanna be a shifter, in other words?

[Ronan Engel]

You know the term? That's not surprising actually.

I'm
Already sort of one. :3

[Stefjan Auer]

Ooo the plot thickens!

I'm one too. Lab retriever! :3 What are you?

[Ronan Engel]

It depends on my mood, really.
I could be a sly fox.
Or a quick bunny.
I could be a lazy cat.

Maybe even a wolverine.

[Stefjan Auer]

Or a
SHARK

But seriously, you can change into all that? Damn. And I thought the dog's life was pretty good already.

Also quick bunny sounds adorable :3