Summer work opportunity

[Stefjan Auer]

How come??

[Joel Carter]

Wanting to hang out with a man your dad's age. Is my kid trying to hang out with your dad?

[Stefjan Auer]

Nah, nobody's tryna hang out with my dad. Except maybe my little bro.

I think you're a cool guy, that's all.

[Joel Carter]

Well I guarantee you'll be sick of my mug once you start working on the ranch.

[Stefjan Auer]

Is this gonna be one of those old-time western type deals where you stand over me with a whip, making me plow fields and shovel horse shit?

[Joel Carter]

No. It's gonna be a lot of hard work that doesn't involve whips.
You're gonna love shoveling shit.

[Stefjan Auer]

I probably will! It'll be hot, and steamy and fresh, and I'll smell like horse shit for weeks afterwards. Nobody's gonna want to sleep with me.

Why
did I want
to do this
again?

[Joel Carter]

Having regrets now, kid?

[Stefjan Auer]

No! I need the cash to fund my cocaine habit sir!

[Joel Carter]

That better be a joke.

[Stefjan Auer]

Hahaha! Nah I'm not dumb Mr. Carter. Cocaine is for people who have given up on both life and looking attractive.

[Joel Carter]

My dad was a big tobacco chewer. It's pretty fucking disgusting, too. Great way to put a hole in your jaw. Stay away from it.

[Stefjan Auer]

Yessir, no chewing tabacco! Gum okay? Fresh and minty breath won't hurt anybody!

[Joel Carter]

I'd be anal if I said no to gum.

[Stefjan Auer]

What about
weed?