Jerky snatcher

[Wesley Carter]

Not sure which Wes you think you're talking to but I've never been shy.

Remember my naked dance in kindergarten? Ahahaha!

[Stefjan Auer]

Remember
Your naked dance last year at xmas?! LOL

[Wesley Carter]

OK I was technically NOT naked for that one because I was wearing those RIDICULOUS santa boots!

[Stefjan Auer]

Okay buddy, if that's your story

I'm just saying, if your balls are out, it's a naked dance
The santa boots just made it kinky

[Wesley Carter]

Is that stupid video still out there? Where I started dancing and shouting "DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE!!!!" and then tried to... swing my own dick around?

[Stefjan Auer]

Are you kidding bro? I have that committed to MEMORY! I'll remember that moment on my death bed yo! LOOOL I think a grainy video is still floating out there somewhere.

BUT
I can't believe
That video didn't get shared as many times as some dumb kid drunk kissing his dumb kid boyfriend. What was that guy's name?
Kinley! And the other kid from the cafe downtown.

Man you got gypped HARD

[Wesley Carter]

Ikr? A dick is way more interesting than two dudes kissing!!!

[Stefjan Auer]

Heheheh speaking from personal experience

Yes, yes it is. >;3

[Wesley Carter]

Speaking of dick, where's the next one? Is that what the party's for?

[Stefjan Auer]

Q_Q No, what kinda pathetic sex-crazed demon do you think I--
yeah

yeah I need
yeah

It's been like TWO WEEKS dude!!! D; Am I losing it??

[Wesley Carter]

What about Ronan from the university? Or do you think he's dating that weird Asian kid he hangs out with?

[Stefjan Auer]

I thought he was straight!

Isn't he? I mean I'd tap that in a hot microsecond...

>> Yo hook me up bro. I'll fucking
Clean your stables for a week if you make this happen

[Wesley Carter]

Maybe he is. I thought you'd have a little alert system for that. ;)

OMG dad is looking for a stablehand, we got these three new horses last week and it's been havoc. But the AC didn't know who else to take them to in town and dad likes his horses.

You could get PAID for mucking out stalls. *I* never get paid for that shit. Literally.

But you have community service don't you?

[Stefjan Auer]

There is no such thing as GAYDAR. You look at a guy's ass. He either smiles or he punches you in the dick. That's the only alert system we gays got. hahaha!

But yo, at least gimme his number so I can invite him to my super exclusive~ party~

Oh god, 3 new horses?? Is your dad crazy?!

How much does it pay though? I need a summer job. This CS thing is only for like 2 months, they went easy on me cause I didn't run.

[Wesley Carter]

So where do I fit in then?

I KNOW. I saw them and I was like come on, fuck. wtf
It's like he's TRYING to destroy my life. ALL WEEK WITH THIS.

I think he said 12 an hour.

And fiiiine, here's his number but don't mention my name.