Jerky snatcher

[Stefjan Auer]

Bruh
Parents away this weekend with annoying sisters

Geeky little bro probably living in the library

Are.you thinking what I'm thinking????

Wesley Carter

[Wesley Carter]

Sorry, dude, gonna have to take a rain check.
I promised Liza I'd spend the whole weekend with her since I was too busy with dad's crap and school crap to go out with her this week.

[Stefjan Auer]

NOOOOO
omg lame

DOUBLE LAME
JOJO'S STUDYING with EMIL

Wtffff you guys suckkkk
Wtf am I gonna do then? Go lick cows?

[Wesley Carter]

Yep. Make sure to get those dirty nostrils.

[Stefjan Auer]

🖕

Bring your grill to the party!

[Wesley Carter]

What party?

[Stefjan Auer]

The party I WOULD BE HAVING with my SO CALLED BEST FRIENDS in my EMPTY HOUSE if both of you weren't lameasses

[Wesley Carter]

That was a trap. >>

[Stefjan Auer]

You're a trap

Shuddap and come to my partyyyyy

[Wesley Carter]

I already told you my plans. I doubt Liza wants to come to your party.

[Stefjan Auer]

How come? She one of those girls who don't drink or smoke or party unless they're chaperoned?

*siiiiiiiigh*

All alone it is. Forever alone. :((( Poor poor Stef, all alone.

[Wesley Carter]

Oh whatever. You know you have a line of people who would go to your party. And maybe you'll find somebody special.

[Stefjan Auer]

Har de har har someone special
Love is just a myth man

It's good at first but then you get tired of the same face, day after day, night after night. Blech

Speaking of which
You done it with your special grillfriend yet????

[Wesley Carter]

Stop calling them "grills." That's so dumb, dude.

[Stefjan Auer]

I'm sorry, I can't take any of them seriously enough to call them girls!!

Anyway I'm taking that as a no
You're just too cute and shyyy~