Funland

[Emil Auer]

I am organizing a study group for the big math final next Friday.

Anyone interested? It'll probably be this weekend.

And I know there's a party this weekend too, but
That math final IS worth 60% of our grade!

@open

[Jojo Quinn]

Dude, you're not going to get anyone to come with math.

...

I'll come. When and where?

[Emil Auer]

'Dude'
Way to prove yourself wrong. ;P

You can come over to my house around 7pm. My dumb brother's serving time at the shelter so the place is empty. 🙄

[Jojo Quinn]

"I'm doing this so you won't end up being alone. Math can go suck it... but I do want to finally pass this test."

"Done. So it's going to be you and me and an empty house? I'm getting a six-pack for us. Don't ask me where I'll get it. Plausible deniability and that stuff."

[Emil Auer]

Yeah mom and dad took my little sister to some dance recital thing in Portland.

Also--no, don't even go there. You can't study math when you're drunk!
What's wrong with soda??

[Jojo Quinn]

"There's nothing wrong with soda. Soda is great. But it's the principle of the whole thing. You have the house to yourself - you can't just be good."

"And you never know, drunk me might be able to do math. Sober me definitely can't."

[Emil Auer]

Sober you is... getting there...

Anyway 6 cans is too many! 1 can each. And all the chips you can raid from Stef's stash.

[Jojo Quinn]

"Really?... OK, if you say so."

Jojo's totally not grinning from ear to ear looking at the screen.

"Deal. And I'll raid that stash like it's nobody's business.😋"

[Emil Auer]

You'll be a math nerd in no time! Haha... not that you want to be one probably.

Also if Stef finds out, know that I will throw you under the bus. 😂

[Jojo Quinn]

"I'd give them a bad reputation. I'll settle for passing instead."

"What if I share with you? Will we go down together?"

[Emil Auer]

You'd raise the cool factor though!

...OR... we take the loot and run.

[Jojo Quinn]

"Maybe. Then again, I don't think they'd appreciate a known cheater in their mix. There's no way we can get this equation to work. Because math. Get it? Get it? Never mind. Ignore me."

"He-he, I thought you were the good brother. You're definitely smarter one. I like your plan much better."

[Emil Auer]

I'm striking that horrific joke from the record. You're just lucky we're such good friends!

...let's just say I'm smarter than my brother.

BrotherS plural! You're so lucky you're an only child

[Jojo Quinn]

"And it's good that you are friends with me for the jokes. Wait, why are you friends with me again? No, don't think about it. Help me pass math first and then do it. 😈"

"You have no idea..."

"Anyway, we've got an empty house, drinks and brain food. What else do we need for your math 'party'?"

[Emil Auer]

Why do I get the feeling I'm being used here...? 🤔

And logic dictates we need... math books! Hahaha