Always the bridesmaid

[Ryland Ren]

We're not, not here in Oregon. :((( My family should have moved to California. >.>

[Min Yoojin]

Haha! No silly I meant you!
You, Ryland Ren! ;P

[Ryland Ren]

OH! Haha! Man, I can't believe I didn't catch that...

HELP ME YOOJIN. SOOON.

[Min Yoojin]

Hahaha! You are Out Of It, sister!

I wish I could make the day go faster!! UGH I'm dying for some ice cream! I'd even settle for a cone from Happy Burger!

But nooooo, somebody had to shoot up a brothel downtown and all the dumb legal paperwork have to come through this one law office to be notarized!!

[Ryland Ren]

Wait, what? There was a shooting? HERE?

[Min Yoojin]

It's all over the news, honey!

Well I guess you've been distracted...
They're saying a bunch of hunters shot up that brothel downtown, you know, the one with all the incubi/succubi. :( In broad daylight too!

[Ryland Ren]

...they've got some brass balls... wow.

[Min Yoojin]

Yeah... I have a friend who works there, she says she almost got shot! But she also saw the hunters' faces so she's gonna file a police report and maybe those nasty hunters will get arrested!!

[Ryland Ren]

Whew. Not anyone we know, right?

[Min Yoojin]

I don't think so...

She says they had weird accents. Oh and one of them was SUPER blond. Can't be hard to find a guy like that around here!

Hey, you be careful all right? If you... you know, go out and stuff...

[Ryland Ren]

Yeah right. Me go out...
Right now I have enough between babysitting the CS kid and college.
Maybe I should just focus on school for now.

[Min Yoojin]

Even to the grocery store!!
Anyway... taking it easy might not be a bad idea. You've still got your friends! And you know, being single can be kinda fun. You don't have to think about what the other person thinks or feels, you can do whatever you want!

[Ryland Ren]

Fun wasn't the word I was thinking of. But it'll be something.
I don't know why I'm letting this get to me so much, Yoojin. Seriously.
It's not like we were getting married.

[Min Yoojin]

Oh honey...
you got it bad for that stupid wolf

I guess it's just because you guys have never actually broken up broken up. You know, he always comes back and you let him and you guys have that on-again, off-again thing going.

Maybe this time it feels real because it's... real?

[Ryland Ren]

It's never felt so real.
And I'M the one who did the breaking up.
So why am I the one hurting? It's so stupid. Love is stupid.