Friends with sharks

[Greggory Lennox]

That's a nice dream but you don't know hunters like I do.
You will die if you're not careful.

It doesn't have to be you.

[Aldon Huang]

Let me do this Gregg.

I'll be extra careful!!

[Greggory Lennox]

No way.
Not unless I'm in on it too.

[Aldon Huang]

...okay fine. Ken knows you anyway, maybe he'll
Be nicer if you're there.

But
If something goes wrong, you gotta let me handle it
I'm a feral, I'm stronger than you. Deal?!

[Greggory Lennox]

Who said we were starting with him?

[Aldon Huang]

I did
Because he seemed like he could be nice!
And this is my idea.

And
NO
I don't want to date him or something, don't get weird on me now Gregg!

[Greggory Lennox]

He's quiet but takes the job seriously.
He's not going to change.

[Aldon Huang]

Okay but YOU'RE quiet and YOU take EVERYTHING seriously, Gregg my man, and look at you now! You're even making jokes! That one about the peas? HILARIOUS
And you'll be there every step of the way! If it turns bad we'll gang up on him.

Ooh let's invite him out to dinner. Then he'll be like "oh it's just dinner with my buddy Gregg the hunter and his boyfriend Aldon the innocent human" and maybe he won't bring his weapons or anything.
We'll catch him off-guard!!

And then before he knows it, he'll be our friend instead of our enemy.

[Greggory Lennox]

I doubt it will go down like that.

[Aldon Huang]

You don't know that it won't! You can't tell the future!!
Let's do it Gregg. Ask him out to dinner with us!

Tell him it's a
DOUBLE DATE

He can't bring weapons or anything on a date, what kinda monster would do that

[Greggory Lennox]

How do you even know if he's met someone? He just got into town.

[Aldon Huang]

Ummmm
A guy who looks like that? Having problems finding someone???

[Greggory Lennox]

I don't remember him having anybody. But maybe he's like me.
Like I was.

[Aldon Huang]

You mean, he hadn't found his Aldon? :3
Maybe he found someone here.

Anyway he can rustle up a date probably!

[Greggory Lennox]

Maybe.