Here we go, around and around

[Aldon Huang]

"If we don't have it now, we might never have it again if we forget each other because of that stupid witch! SO. Just. Tell me why not! It is Gregg?? Because he was a hunter?"

[Ryland Ren]

"You're with him! That's what's wrong. What kind of person do you think I am? Do you think I'm just going to share you because you want it both ways? It doesn't work like that, all right?"

[Aldon Huang]

"...it has to be all or nothing?"

[Ryland Ren]

"For me. Yes."

[Aldon Huang]

"But what if it's not like that for me? Don't I get a say in this too?"

[Ryland Ren]

"No. You can't force somebody to be okay with how you want things. Maybe this whole... multiple relationship thing works for you but it doesn't work for me."

[Aldon Huang]

"But that's not fair. You can't say that it's impossible when you haven't explored all of the options, Ry! Can't you just... try it? One time, for me?"

[Ryland Ren]

"I don't want to!"

[Aldon Huang]

"Not even for me, Ry? Not even because you love me? Your troublesome puppy? Please, Ry? Pleaase?"

*audible deep breath*

"Pleeeasepleasepleasepleasepleaaasepleaasepleasepleasepleaaasepleaasepleasepleasepleaaasepleaaseplease
pleasepleaaasepleaasepleasepleasepleaaasepleaasepleasepleasepleaaasepleaasepleasepleasepleaaasepleaas
pleasepleasepleeaasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleasepleeeeeeeaase??!"

[Ryland Ren]

"Oh my god, Aldon! Stop!"

[Aldon Huang]

"No! I'm gonna say it until I DIE! Do you want me to DIE?"

"Pleeeeeeeeeaaaase?"

[Ryland Ren]

"No! I don't want to share you! You can't always get what you want, Aldon!"

[Aldon Huang]

"But Ry..."

*sad puppy whimper*

"Ry I need you! I need you! I love you! And you need me, right? You do, don't you? And it's just one time! One little tiny time, and it'd make me so happy if you just tried it. I'll do anything you want if you agree! Anything! I'll buy you ten funnel cakes! And I'll write you a million--no, two million!--post-its!"

[Ryland Ren]

"Why is it you can do all those extravagant things but not the one thing I need you to?"

[Aldon Huang]

"That's not true and that's not fair! I already do the thing you want me to do!"