That goood shit

[Ian Yi]

They wanted to. They didn't get to me in time for that.

[Val Conroy]

Damn. That's harsh, for liking dick.
You've been through some shit, haven't you Ian?

[Ian Yi]

Why do you think I prefer to live life luxuriously now?

[Val Conroy]

Probably cause living like a bum sucks?

[Ian Yi]

I have the means to live the way I want to now so nothing's going to stop me.
Except maybe those annoying feuding vampires. I don't know why they're so keen on telling the world about themselves.

[Val Conroy]

You prefer to do your own thing, in secret?

[Ian Yi]

I wouldn't say in secret. I just think the way those other idiots are doing things will only get more vampires killed.

[Val Conroy]

Could be a good thing though
Less competition

Let the idiots get themselves staked, what's it to you if the dumb ones are weeded out?

[Ian Yi]

As long as I'm not called out, they can be idiots all they like.

[Val Conroy]

Exactly

[Ian Yi]

Look at us, on the same page.
I knew I liked you.

[Val Conroy]

Yeah I'm a pretty likable guy
You're okay too ;)

Too bad neither of us do the dating thing 😏

[Ian Yi]

We don't need to date to have a good time.

[Val Conroy]

We don't even need a good time to have a good time!

But hey
Seriously
Would you really turn me into a vamp? If I came over right now

[Ian Yi]

Is that what you really want? I thought you wanted prystal.