That goood shit

[Val Conroy]

Excuse me

That's discrimination

[Ian Yi]

It's not discrimination. It's true. Vampires are just stronger than humans.
Unless they're idiots who try to go "veg."

[Val Conroy]

LMAO
VEGETARIAN
VAMPIRES??

[Ian Yi]

Some get turned without consent and they can't let go of their human morals.

[Val Conroy]

The same people without senses of humor I take it
Ugh

Don't you hate people like that?
If life turns you into a vampire, I mean
Why the hell wouldn't you just enjoy it? Why torture yourself when you could

Have a harem? :P

[Ian Yi]

They tend to overlap, yes.

Exactly. There are just so many tortured vampires out there. I'd rather embrace it.
Your mindset is refreshing, Val, I must tell you.

[Val Conroy]

I'm not too HUMAN now, am I? Hahaha!
I guess we're not that different after all!

I mean except for the age thing. But other than that, you know, we mesh pretty well. ;)

[Ian Yi]

I like humans. I think you must have me all wrong.
You really like harping on my age though.
After a few centuries, it really doesn't matter much.

[Val Conroy]

Yeah you probably lose track after
Wait did you say centuries??

Hooly

[Ian Yi]

Yes. How's that for a senior citizen?

[Val Conroy]

Actually
Like if you were 60 to 80 it'd be fucking gross

But a couple hundred
Surprisingly not that horrifying

[Ian Yi]

Being much older makes me less horrifying?

[Val Conroy]

You're like extremely old
That makes you interesting!

[Ian Yi]

Like I said, the people from my time were pretty humorless.
This is an ideal time to be alive.

[Val Conroy]

They put you to death for being gay or something?