That goood shit

[Val Conroy]

Yeah, I could
But you said it doesn't work that well on vamps, right?

I could replace prystal with fight club, but it might not be the same...

[Ian Yi]

It definitely won't be the same.
Vampires have other ways to acquire their high.

[Val Conroy]

Blood? Blood of humans who take prystal? Other vampire drugs?

Sparkling? ;P

[Ian Yi]

Are you going to create your own designer drug called that?

[Val Conroy]

I'm not smart enough to make drugs, Ian, I just take them

Although a designer drug for vamps could be cool

Sparkling~ Has a nice ring to it!

[Ian Yi]

You can learn quite a bit once you're a vampire. You'd be surprised.

[Val Conroy]

I guess... after 200 years I might wanna start learning things

What did you do at first?

[Ian Yi]

Times were different then.

[Val Conroy]

Oh yeah
People were still using ditches for toilets back then, weren't they?

[Ian Yi]

Very disgusting. But yes.

[Val Conroy]

Disgusting is not the word for that...

You must've been relieved when they invented indoor plumbing. And the toilet.

[Ian Yi]

Yes. Those were dark times. People who want to go back are delusional.

[Val Conroy]

Wait
Hold up

There are idiots who want to go back to the dark ages?
Before toilets, showers and pizza pops?

[Ian Yi]

Aren't there? Why do they hold historical fairs glorifying the past?

[Val Conroy]

You mean those people who LARP? Or whatever it's called?

Those are just nerds, Ian. They want to recreate the past because...
They're nerds and that's their fantasy I guess.

Nobody wants to live in a world with ditch toilets, trust me.