That goood shit

[Val Conroy]

The problems—
You know what, nevermind

I feel like I know more than I want to about you guys at this point

[Ian Yi]

You've decided to hang onto your humanity?

[Val Conroy]

No
Just that there's such a thing as too much info after all

I think I liked it when you were all mysterious

[Ian Yi]

Me too. It's much more fun.

[Val Conroy]

You know, I kinda see now why you need new "boys"
Once you get to know somebody it's sorta
Over

[Ian Yi]

Pretty much.

[Val Conroy]

Remind me never to tell you my life story then. Hahahah

[Ian Yi]

Don't ask, don't tell?

[Val Conroy]

Yes! You got it!

No feelings, no curiosity, we just do it because it feels good! Easy!

[Ian Yi]

That's part of the appeal. Certain factors make it more of a pleasure.

[Val Conroy]

Okay so
All I have to do is take a sip of your blood and I'm set for life, right?

Is it gonna be like the movies though? You know, where I suffer while the change happens? Or do I just kinda... wake up fabulous?

[Ian Yi]

When you ingest my blood, you will die, so it's not pleasant. But you'll wake up fabulous.

[Val Conroy]

Oh ew. Does it hurt?

[Ian Yi]

I don't remember personally. It's been so long.

[Val Conroy]

Okay I know we weren't gonna share stuff but
I'm really NOT good with pain