That goood shit

Ian Yi · Dec 20, 2018, 11:06 AM

And a vampire. Excuse you.

Val Conroy · Dec 20, 2018, 11:30 AM

Serious question

Do you ever creak?

Ian Yi · Dec 20, 2018, 08:15 PM

Serious answer: no.

Val Conroy · Dec 20, 2018, 08:19 PM

Will I get to meet your vampire friends?

Ian Yi · Dec 20, 2018, 08:37 PM

Do you think they're anything like me?

Val Conroy · Dec 21, 2018, 07:30 AM

Ehh
Honestly, I don't think there could ever be more than one of you

Ian Yi · Dec 21, 2018, 09:24 AM

I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.

Val Conroy · Dec 21, 2018, 09:53 AM

Oh
Yeah I mean if there were 2 of you, one of you would probably bump off the other one to stay on top

Ian Yi · Dec 22, 2018, 06:38 AM

That sounds accurate. ;)

Val Conroy · Dec 22, 2018, 06:47 AM

Lucky for you, i'm not into that whole competition thing

Otherwise you might have some real problems ;))

Ian Yi · Dec 22, 2018, 07:03 AM

You're adorable. But I wouldn't consider you my equal, much less my competition.

Val Conroy · Dec 22, 2018, 07:23 AM

HAH
That's just what I want you to think!

Then one day maybe
I'll sneak up on you >:)

Ian Yi · Dec 22, 2018, 07:33 AM

You forget I have centuries on you.

Val Conroy · Dec 22, 2018, 07:38 AM

I said one day, not tomorrow!

And you don't know, I'm a pretty fast learner
I could potentially be a thorn in your side in like
50-100 years

Ian Yi · Dec 22, 2018, 08:55 AM

Already planning for the future, are you?
I might be rethinking this. I already have enough thorns in my side as it is.

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