That goood shit

[Val Conroy]

What's sun sickness then? I should know if I'm considering a career as a harem owner vampire guy

[Ian Yi]

It significantly weakens vampires.
All that great stuff you get as a vampire? Doesn't work so well anymore. If it's real bad, you go blind and I'm talking irreversible damage here. I wouldn't want to live with it.
Or unlive, so to speak.

[Val Conroy]

Oh shit
Yeah what's the point of being surrounded by hot guys if you can't even SEE them?

Other than sun, is there anything else I need to know?

[Ian Yi]

Garlic is more like an allergy.
And stakes through the heart will really hurt but they won't automatically kill you if you're old and powerful enough.
Be careful around mirrors with mortals.

[Val Conroy]

Amazing
Now I know why you guys keep hidden

Because I'm pretty sure everybody would wanna be a vamp if they knew

[Ian Yi]

Exactly. We're the best.

[Val Conroy]

I'm not even gonna lie, you're literally the best

Wow
For a second, I think I like
Genuinely admired you

[Ian Yi]

What, you didn't before?

[Val Conroy]

What?
Oh
Yeah totally

Mad respect for the pimp harem guy who gives little boys drugs and then sucks their blood

Totally. ;P

[Ian Yi]

That is utterly disgusting and not at all what I do.

[Val Conroy]

Technically... that's exactly what you did

I mean I was there

[Ian Yi]

Not children.

[Val Conroy]

Compared to you, everyone is a child ;P

[Ian Yi]

I don't see it that way.

[Val Conroy]

I'm glad you're not a pedo
Just a perv