We Are Bulletproof

You're welcome baby. I hope this works out for you guys!

Let me know if things go horribly wrong!
Or horribly right! ;)

Good luck!!

Yeah, he said that's the earliest he can get out.

I know, I want you guys to meet sooner too but if Bee's not ready to see you right now, we can't force him, right?

Hey now, let's think positive about this!

Okay I got him. Finally! He says okay, but probably not tonight. Something about a zoo back at his place...
Or maybe he's not ready to meet yet.

How's the day after tomorrow?
Night? He thinks nighttime might be easier to slip out...?

*confused Allie is confused*

:) You're a good friend too Jack

And I'm sure everything will be fine!

I know it's important, it's what I've been telling you all along!

He's not picking up!
Don't worry I'll keep trying. If it kills me, I will get you two back together!!

You want to look good for Bee
So he'll take you back

Right? You DO want Bee back don't you? That's why you're calling me, to have me arrange this meeting?

You're not even trying!
Come on, at least
Shave! There's a spare razor at my place.

...where does one begin?

I would never in a million years imagine you wearing something like that! What the hell happened to all your beautifully tailored suits and silk robes?
But then again I guess if you wore something too fancy, it might come across overdone...

Maybe forego the eyeliner? If you end up bawling, it'll run and you'd look ugly terrible

Yes
Yes you will, I will set everything up

You just be at the motel
Wear something nice and less... black? You always harp on his closet having no colors

YOU
HOW COULD YOU

You're gonna have a LOT of making up to do! Poor Bee must be devastated...

God Jack
Can we drop the whole Rip thing now? Please?
I just want you to be back to normal and I want you and Bee to make up
So the world can make sense again!

...

You were
Okay

By horny do you actually mean
Completely off your mind on a ton of drugs and booze?

Did you
Cheat on Bee?

I heard he attacked Bee
And you too
He's an ex, right? Jesus Rip

What were you thinking? Getting together with a guy like that!

Little Asia, that one motel

What happened to you guys? I'm so confused about this whole thing
Especially with that Keith guy

AHA I KNEW IT
I knew you guys wouldn't be apart for long

Okay I'll arrange something
Maybe you guys can meet at the motel I'm staying at

...cause I feel like if you met at the apartment Marge is going to lock you guys in until you make up lmao

Hey, don't talk like that. We're in this together, no matter what happens.

I thought this was a new number!
OH
But you
Want to talk to B now? Do you want his number? Isn't it better to meet him in person? >.>