We Are Bulletproof

Wow Jojo

You made that sound
SO COOL

*laughing*

Haha yeah! Yeah I'll meet you at our usual table at the back!

If you get there before me, order ALL THE FOOD!!

Okay okay, that's fair.
Except people split the bill on dates too you know!

Not that
this is a date. I'm just saying, you know, if it was
which it isn't
splitting the bill wouldn't be abnormal

*cough*

*secretly pleased*

You're not so bad yourself. :P

I'm okay with Dine n Dash. But I'll pay for myself, sir, because I am an independent man who don't need... er... to have his meals paid for.

...that one got away from ME that time...

Yeah I know, the popular kids' party... But Stef's parties are a little bit um. Wilder than the usual ones, I'm afraid.

And I'm not going to be home when the police bust in and raid the place for underage drinking and drug use! And neither will you! One more strike and they'll take you to juvie, and I can't lose my best friend now!

Hey, how about your place? Can we study there?

I feel like that analogy got away from you a little bit there...

Oh god, yeah any time Stef hears the word 'party' he loses his ever-loving mind. Oh crap. He's going to want to have a party this weekend isn't he? Because our parents are away.

Damnit! My quiet weekend studying math!!

UGH anyway. I will party with you one time before we graduate, how's that?

So you plan to stick to me like glue? :) I like this plan! Friends forever!
And hey

I've been to REAL PARTIES before! They're just too loud and there's too many drunks.

If I wanted to watch somebody get plastered I'd go see Stef. 🤣

Why do I get the feeling I'm being used here...? 🤔

And logic dictates we need... math books! Hahaha

I'm striking that horrific joke from the record. You're just lucky we're such good friends!

...let's just say I'm smarter than my brother.

BrotherS plural! You're so lucky you're an only child

You'd raise the cool factor though!

...OR... we take the loot and run.

You'll be a math nerd in no time! Haha... not that you want to be one probably.

Also if Stef finds out, know that I will throw you under the bus. 😂

Sober you is... getting there...

Anyway 6 cans is too many! 1 can each. And all the chips you can raid from Stef's stash.

Yeah mom and dad took my little sister to some dance recital thing in Portland.

Also--no, don't even go there. You can't study math when you're drunk!
What's wrong with soda??

'Dude'
Way to prove yourself wrong. ;P

You can come over to my house around 7pm. My dumb brother's serving time at the shelter so the place is empty. 🙄

I am organizing a study group for the big math final next Friday.

Anyone interested? It'll probably be this weekend.

And I know there's a party this weekend too, but
That math final IS worth 60% of our grade!

@open