We Are Bulletproof

Moi??
That's YOU

I'm getting down there as fast as I can
Sheesh so impatient!

Perfect. :] I'm sure you won't have any problems
Heheh

Yes
...
Yes that's right
If you touch your toes you win

No you just gotta touch your toes, like I said

Excuse you
My extra grope is on the line

Don't matter how you win, so long as you win baby

Little from column A, little from column B

Some stuff I was curious about
Sometimes you just end up in a weird place

But most of the time, it's to feel good! Sex is fun! Trying all kinds of different things, you know? It's a good time

Gotta be ultra mega bendy to get into some of these places
And positions

D u h

That may be, young Wesley
But I
have had a lot of sex in a lot of weird places

Uh
Threat to you
Promise to me? ;3

If you're not as bendy as me I get another grope
Location TBD

Sure are protesting a lot for someone who's supposedly bendy

Bet you're nowhere near as bendy as me

So then it should be no problem for you!
Unless you can't

Weak

Okay but will you at least bend down and touch your toes?

I remain unconvinced

You'll have to prove it