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Title: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 09:24 AM
Hey
Is this Ian? Friend of mine says you might have something good.

Jamie? You know him?

avatar_Ian Yi
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 09:27 AM
Indeed, this is Ian and I know Jamie.

Big mouthed lout.

What are you willing to give up for it?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 09:36 AM
Depends on how good the stuff is I guess

What're your prices?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 09:39 AM
I only give that information to people I meet. I don't even know you.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 09:42 AM
I don't know you either

Who really knows who these days?

I mean what do you want, to meet up? I'm not a cop

I just
Need something more than what's out on the streets
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 09:43 AM
I'm a shallow man. I want to know what you look like.
Jamie didn't tell you that?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 09:50 AM
...he did
I thought he was fucking with me

..i mean... Okay? Whatever here's a pic.

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Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 09:51 AM
Quite the model, aren't you?

For you, I'll say 20.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 09:53 AM
...thanks
I think

Hate to see how much you charge ugly people then.

How about a discount? I do more than just look good. ;)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 09:54 AM
Oho like what?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 09:56 AM
Depends

On what you look like. ;P
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 10:06 AM
What a little demon.

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Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 10:11 AM
...
Is that really you?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 10:14 AM
No, I took a photo of a stranger and sent it to you.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 10:26 AM
Well why would you do that? That's silly
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 10:34 AM
Are you not fluent in sarcasm?
You don't LOOK that innocent.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 10:36 AM
Hahaha
I'm just fucking with you man, relax

Drug dealers are getting hotter these days huh?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 11:01 AM
I've got my fingers in a few pies, you could say. Not just drugs.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 11:07 AM
Oh yeah? What kinds of
Pies?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 11:12 AM
Depends on how you're asking. Business or pleasure?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 11:16 AM
Do people eat pies for business? :P

Why not both?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 12:43 PM
The answer is different depending on which you choose.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 12:46 PM
You always this cryptic?

Pleasure then
I'm not much for business anyway. No money sense, you know?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 12:48 PM
I've been called a "troll" before.

(And was insulted until he realized what it meant.)

It also depends what you derive pleasure from. I have a pretty collection of boys at my disposal. No women however so...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 12:52 PM
Not looking like that you're not

And what do you mean? You want me to pay for a prostitute or help you find guys to whore out or...?
How's this gonna help me score drugs even?

*dumb*
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 01:21 PM
It's always the pretty ones...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 01:23 PM
Well then doesn't that also include you?

So
Right back at you man

*so dumb*

Look, let's cut the crap.
$20 for drugs. I don't have $20.
What can I do to get them that doesn't involve me giving up a liver or a kidney?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 02:04 PM
You can spend the night with me.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 02:37 PM
That's all?

(Shut up, Val, don't blow it. You're coming out the winner in this deal!)


Sure, I'll do that.

Wait
You're not into some freaky shit are you? I don't do S&M or bondage or whatever
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2017, 03:56 PM
Oh that's too bad. I do.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2017, 04:58 PM
...
Can't tell if trolling

Or serious...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 07:45 AM
I'm not.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 07:48 AM
...
I'll do it if you give me double

And don't hurt the face
Or the balls
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 07:52 AM
/laughs
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 07:54 AM
Y/N?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 08:07 AM
Sure.
Sucker.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 08:09 AM
Great.... I'm totally looking forward to it...

(Not)

So where do you want to meet up? And when?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 08:10 AM
Are you free tomorrow night?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 08:12 AM
Let me check my schedule.

I'm VERY busy, you know. There's hot demand for guys like me around the holidays.
(Not)

Yeah I can pencil you in for tomorrow night.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 08:15 AM
Cocky.

You know the club on third street? Meet me there.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 08:17 AM
...you wanna
Get freaky in an intimate setting like
A club?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 08:18 AM
No, that's just where we're meeting.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 08:25 AM
Why can't we meet where we're doing the thing? That's more convenient isn't it?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 08:31 AM
For you, maybe.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 08:34 AM
Yes exactly. ;3
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 08:40 AM
I didn't get as far as I did by meeting with people alone.

If you don't want to meet at the club, you're meeting me with the harem.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 08:43 AM
The
WHAT

HAREM??
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 08:46 AM
Yes.
Didn't I tell you I had a number of pretty boys at my disposal?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 08:49 AM
Yeah but
But nobody calls their

Nobody calls it a harem!!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 09:19 AM
Why not? It's so fitting.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 09:23 AM
I mean

It's kinda creepy
For a guy to keep a harem...

No offense
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 09:44 AM
I might be a creepy guy.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 09:46 AM
Well you definitely are if you're into s&m and keep a harem.

But you have the good stuff apparently so

Be creepy all you want man
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 04:47 PM
Like I needed your permission, kid.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 05:27 PM
Well not in GENERAL

But you kinda need my permission if you wanna be creepy with me! ;)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 05:29 PM
Isn't that what you're doing right now?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 05:34 PM
It is

I gave you permission 2 texts ago so
Yeah

But remember
Not the face

Or the you-know-whats
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 05:38 PM
Right, right.

I'll make a note.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 05:45 PM
So how
Did you get into the scene?

Did I say that right? You guys call it a scene or something right?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 05:48 PM
Haha. Do we? I don't.
I'd say it's more like a
lifestyle.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 05:55 PM
A lifestyle of...
Whipping people and tying them up?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 05:58 PM
That's... not quite how it works.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 06:03 PM
What do you even get out of it?
Not trolling, I'm just curious. Never met anybody into this kinda thing before.

Usually it's more like
In and out, you know?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 06:11 PM
It wasn't originally what I wanted but you eventually learn to embrace it.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 06:13 PM
...somebody forced you into S&M?

That's
Um...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 06:30 PM
Not S&M per se.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 06:32 PM
Man, this guy is weird. It's always the good-looking ones that're out there. *sigh*

Do I want to know?
Or is this one of those things that you find out about and wish you'd never opened your trap?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 06:37 PM
Possibly. Depends how deep down the rabbit hole you're prepared to go.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 06:42 PM
Well sir
Dad always said I was a curious little son of a bitch and some day that'd get me killed so

Color me interested!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 06:48 PM
Not yet, cowboy.

I still need to meet you in person.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 06:55 PM
Cowboy? Lmao

You like playing the mystery card, don't you?
Get 'em interested, reel 'em in, is that your game?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 06:59 PM
Of course. Things wouldn't be nearly as fun otherwise.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 07:00 PM
But what about us poor dumb bass hooked on your line? ;(
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 07:03 PM
What about you?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 07:04 PM
Ouch

So we don't matter all that much huh?
You'll toss us back in the ocean once you're done having your fun with us?

Or are you the type that gobbles up all the good parts and leaves just the bones?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 07:06 PM
The latter. :3
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 07:08 PM
Well as a dumb bass, I can't say I appreciate that much

Must be kinda lonely though
Just you and all these temporary
fish
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 07:10 PM
Occasionally, I feel lonely.
Most of the time I don't.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 07:12 PM
Surround yourself with lots of distractions huh?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 07:13 PM
You can say it that way but really, I'm satisfied with my life.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 07:17 PM
Oh yeah? Living the dream, are you? Drugs and a harem, I mean... you got it made. ;P
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 07:52 PM
I agree.  :nuzz:
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 07:54 PM
Haha! Well if you're happy, that's all that matters I guess
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2017, 08:26 PM
Happy is so vague. I prefer satisfaction.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2017, 11:12 PM
...
How is happy vague?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 06:57 AM
Happy can mean so many things to different people.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 07:26 AM
Well so can satisfied!
Or satisfaction, whatever

The point is

(loses his train of thought)

I forget...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 09:22 AM
Not all there, are you?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 09:23 AM
It's cold

My brain's frozen!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 09:23 AM
Are you outside?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 09:24 AM
Yeah

I was staying with a buddy but he kicked me out
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 09:27 AM
So you're homeless and penniless. I assume jobless as well?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 09:33 AM
Bingo!
The tri
Trifac

The threesome of

...
Yeah

I was on my way to Portland but got stuck here
Can't go anywhere until the fog clears so...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 09:36 AM
The fog will be gone before you know it.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 09:37 AM
Then I'll be gone before YOU know it! Haha

Meanwhile I guess I can just hit up a shelter
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 09:39 AM
And you didn't want to meet at a club.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 09:42 AM
You think I can even get INTO a club? lol

Bouncers don't exactly look kindly on homeless kids man
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 09:46 AM
You didn't look homeless in your photo.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 09:48 AM
Not every homeless person looks like a bum

But the bouncers at that club know me. Might have gotten kicked out

A couple of times
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 10:00 AM
Club choices in this town aren't exactly high.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 10:02 AM
Considering there's only like 2
yeah

But I don't usually go to clubs anyway
If I wanna have sex with a random stranger
I'm gonna find somebody who can pay me for it. ;P
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 10:15 AM
Or trade you something you want?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 10:16 AM
Usually not
I mean it's not a good idea to sleep with your drug dealer

If stuff gets complicated... you lose a drug dealer!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 10:19 AM
But I deal more than drugs.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 10:22 AM
As established, yes, you're a drug dealer/pimp

sorry
HAREM
owner

Anyway
I wouldn't exactly consider it a chore to sleep with somebody who looks like you so
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 10:24 AM
You see? Harem owner sounds so much nicer than pimp.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 10:25 AM
Maybe to you

But
It's still totally weird to anybody born after the 1500s my man
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 10:44 AM
You don't know when I was born. ;)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 10:45 AM
I'm not guessing your age
That's a trap
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 10:59 AM
Haha you'd never guess correctly.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 11:04 AM
You can't be that old though!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 11:28 AM
I guarantee I'm older than you.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 11:31 AM
Most everybody's older than me lol
I'm only 21

Legal though. Just fyi.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 11:33 AM
I do know 21 is legal here.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 11:34 AM
Just making sure
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 11:39 AM
If you're trying to find out if I'm legal, I am.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 11:40 AM
Well I wasn't cause you don't exactly look 12 but

You gotta have these things in writing man!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 11:41 AM
Awfully careful for somebody in your position.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 11:43 AM
I mean
I'm dumb, not stupid

...yes there is a difference
and shut up
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 11:53 AM
And here I thought they were the same thing.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 11:54 AM
 :struggle:

Just so you know

You're totally making fun of a homeless kid right now

Just
So you know!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 12:02 PM
It's difficult to make me feel guilty. Just a... head's up.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 12:03 PM
Oh I wasn't trying to make you feel guilty

I was trying to make myself feel better!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 12:09 PM
Aw, poor thing. You'll feel better soon. :3
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 12:10 PM
If you say so
S&M pimp harem master guy

:spin:
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 12:12 PM
I'm not sure why you're so amused by all this.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 12:15 PM
I'll let you in on a little secret

I'm not amused
I'm nervous
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 12:19 PM
I won't lie.
You should be.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 12:21 PM
NOT HELPING

Don't murder me
I'm literally penniless

My liver isn't worth shit cause I drink cheap liquor all the time

Also
I don't taste good. I'm too stringy.

(covering all the bases...?)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 12:22 PM
Hahaha...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 12:23 PM
That was such a sarcastic hahaha...

Am I fucked? Like seriously
Am I fucked?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 01:49 PM
You still have time to back out.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 01:54 PM
...

*seriously considers it*

nah
I'll be there. :)

He's just trolling. Gotta be!

Wouldn't want to disappoint. :P
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 03:04 PM
How could you, with a face like yours?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 03:06 PM
Oh stop, you charmer you

You're way better looking than me anyway

...even if you do keep a harem
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 03:08 PM
You could always be a part of it.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 03:10 PM
Moves fast, doesn't he?

You wouldn't even tell me the price of drugs earlier and now you want me to be your harem boy??

Any good perks that come with being one of the fish?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 03:32 PM
Of course. You could live forever.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 03:34 PM
Is that some kinda code word for getting really really high?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 03:47 PM
At first it is.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 05:08 PM
And then what happens?

The poor unsuspecting harem boy gets taken advantage of?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 06:29 PM
He falls for a new lifestyle.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 06:32 PM
*smiles despite himself* I don't like being taken advantage of anyway.

What if he doesn't?
What if he just wants to do his own thing, and not have to answer to anybody?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2017, 07:00 PM
Then he becomes me. :3
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2017, 07:16 PM
But then you're gonna have competition if he becomes just like you. ;)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 06:44 AM
You think that hasn't happened before?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 07:18 AM
Let me guess

You came out on top every time?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 07:26 AM
I wouldn't be where I am now.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 07:29 AM
Wow sounds
Like a lot of work
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 08:15 AM
Anything worth anything is work.

Or some quote like that.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 08:23 AM
Is it really though?
I mean
Aren't the best things in life free? Or something?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 08:24 AM
Work can be free.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 08:25 AM
How?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 08:33 AM
What do you mean how? Have you never worked at something without getting paid for it?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 08:36 AM
...not really.

I always make sure I get paid.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 08:38 AM
And yet you're still without a home...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 08:39 AM
I didn't say I get paid in money.

I also didn't say I worked

But I get paid one way or another when I do work.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 08:39 AM
The desperation of man...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 08:42 AM
*snort-laugh*

You mean laziness. ;P
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 08:46 AM
Because you don't want a "real" job?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 08:52 AM
What's the point anyway? I can find a dead-end job to work my whole life but it just

There doesn't seem to be a point in it. Wouldn't make me happy.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 08:54 AM
Oh I don't disagree.
That's why "real" was in quotes.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 08:58 AM
Oh
Right

So yeah

You might be the first guy to not judge me for it. lol I dunno. People are so hung up on having a "normal" life but what's normal anyway right?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 09:08 AM
Normal shifts with the current social climate anyway.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 09:09 AM
Too bad the current social climate is warmer toward people with jobs and a car
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 09:09 AM
But to think, it was once warmer to useless nobles with no talents or jobs whatsoever!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 09:13 AM
They were rich though

Rich people get to be idle and useless lol
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 12:10 PM
That's true. I can't argue against that.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 12:25 PM
So basically nothing changed from like 600 years ago and now.

And I can't believe I'm having this convo with my drug dealer..........
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 01:17 PM
Who else would you be having it with?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 01:19 PM
I don't

Nobody? I'm not the deep thinking type
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 01:25 PM
i can tell.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 01:41 PM
Hey!

RUDE
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 01:43 PM
:3
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 01:47 PM
 :hmph:
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 01:51 PM
Are you waiting for an apology?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 01:56 PM
Something tells me you're not the apologetic type so

No. Just expressing my offended...ness. ;P
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 02:00 PM
You don't sound that offended.

You're a hard one to scare off, you know that?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 02:31 PM
Is that what you were trying to do? Scare me off?

Or do you mean in general? :3
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 02:36 PM
I meant in general. I don't want to scare you off. ;)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 02:38 PM
Ah well you definitely didn't. ;D

Although I guess I don't scare easy normally either.
I stopped believing in bogeymen a long time ago
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 02:59 PM
That's almost amusing.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 03:01 PM
Why almost?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 03:29 PM
Oh, no reason...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 03:30 PM
Well that's 600% a lie
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 03:31 PM
You're the one who reached out to me. Which of us is shadier?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 03:33 PM
I'm just an innocent kid looking for drugs
Harem owner drug peddler man  :booty:
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 03:35 PM
You're definitely not innocent.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 03:36 PM
But I don't have a harem

(moral high road!)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 03:49 PM
And...?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 05:19 PM
I'm

*struggles*

More innocent than you!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 05:30 PM
Yes you are.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 05:32 PM
Yeah, that's right

So
You know

I win
And stuff
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 05:58 PM
Go to sleep, you little stoner.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 06:03 PM
Hehehe
No, you're not my dad, you can't tell me when to sleep!

Besides I'm headed downtown right now
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2017, 06:05 PM
Now you're fine with the club?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2017, 06:12 PM
I'm not going to the club! LOL

I'm meeting somebody
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 11:26 AM
Ah, another dealer, I assume?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 11:36 AM
Yessir

I should totally ask if he has a harem.  :booty:
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 11:40 AM
Probably not.
Not many people here do.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 11:42 AM
Oh yeah man
Harem owning is totally niche

You might even say
Hipster
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 11:43 AM
Are you calling me hipster?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 11:58 AM
If the long scarf fits...  :balloon:
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 11:59 AM
Portland is for the hipsters.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 12:02 PM
But Portland's mainstream now.

Hipsters have their harems in tiny quaint mountain towns like Hazleton.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 12:09 PM
/laughs

Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 12:12 PM
Brrr downtown's so cold! Passing by the club rn btw

Not going in cause the bouncer just gave me a deathglare
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 12:14 PM
If you were one of mine, you'd never experience cold again.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 12:17 PM
Aw man, don't give me the line about you keeping me warm.

You're better than that Ian!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 12:19 PM
Yes, that's what I meant.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 12:23 PM
Okay apparently you're not better than that. :P

I'll be okay, thanks. I'll jog. Jog and laugh.
At you.
And your terrible line.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 12:25 PM
I thought "dad jokes" were the in thing now.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 12:33 PM
That was so not a dad joke

A dad joke is like
Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? They say he made a mint.

That's a dad joke!
Yours was a bad pick-up line, like the kind I get from drunk guys
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 12:36 PM
I don't need lame pick up lines, you idiot.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 12:39 PM
Omg
Are you actually mad right now?

Hehehehehe
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 06:10 PM
I think you misunderstood me.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 06:12 PM
Did I now? How so?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 06:20 PM
You won't know until we meet. ;)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 06:21 PM
But that's not until tomorrow!

C'mon give me a hint!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 06:26 PM
Haha.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 06:27 PM
:( pleeeeease?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 06:29 PM
🧛‍♂️
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 06:31 PM
You're a...
Creep in a cape?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 06:32 PM
...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 06:34 PM
What?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 06:34 PM
Just thinking that if you weren't pretty...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 06:36 PM
...
Well you

What does that even have to do with my looks?! I can't read your mind, I don't know what a dumb vampire smilie means!
What are you, a vampire? You vanna suck my blaaad or something??
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2017, 06:44 PM
Of course.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2017, 06:46 PM
You're a vampire.

*so not buying it*
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 12:18 PM
Yes.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 12:20 PM
Really

How did you become a vampire? Are you like 800 years old?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 12:21 PM
Exchanging blood. And good guess. You're just shy by a couple of years.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 12:23 PM
Oh yeah? That's really a thing huh? Did it hurt?

Also if you're older than 600 you might be a liiiittle too old for me.
I'm ageist like that, I only go for +/- 100
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 12:24 PM
Not really, no.

Also wouldn't that make you at least 500 yourself?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 12:28 PM
Did it feel goooood? The movies always make it seem like it's super pleasurable but I mean. Some dude biting you in the neck? Ow.

And no, the range is -89 to 121.

(Super shitty math skills there)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 12:36 PM
It's different with a vampire. Their teeth are different.

-89?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 12:38 PM
Magic teeth like needles?

I just creeped myself out.

And yeah. 100-21?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 12:40 PM
There's a chemical process involved as well. Plus charm...

Your numbers are highly unreliable.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 12:41 PM
You are SO committed to this...

Also... no. 100-21 is...

(Long moment passes)

Shut up
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 12:42 PM
I read a lot of books, silly child.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 03:53 PM
Calling somebody you wanna nail a 'child' really isn't sexy

JS
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 03:57 PM
The "nailing" part was your suggestion, not mine.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 03:59 PM
You agreed!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 04:01 PM
If you'd rather call it off and find a new dealer...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 04:04 PM
You know, that was a nice attempt at reverse psychology

But I know you totally want me.  :booty:
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 04:29 PM
I am never that desperate.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 04:34 PM
Hey now, desperate is an ugly word
And you are not ugly

I just think
That you want this~
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 04:51 PM
You forget I have other little pretties too.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 04:55 PM
Yeah yeah your HAREM

I may not be one of your 'pretties' but I'm still a new face
Not one you see every day, day in and day out

PLUS
You wanted me in your harem so you must've seen something you liked
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 04:57 PM
I SEE a lot I like but...
the more I get to know people, the less I like them.
This is exactly why I didn't bother with my silly protege's little brat.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 05:00 PM
Can't stand the guy? Is he that obnoxious?

And I'm only around one time so no chance of you getting to know me all that well
I'm like
These pumpkin spice lattes

I'm seasonal~ ;)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 05:04 PM
Well, THAT certainly perks up the interest meter. ;)

And yes. I did refer to him as a brat. Pretty but. Brat.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 05:06 PM
Yeah, there you go.
I'm your little druggie spice latte, you gotta get me while the getting's good, or else you gotta wait a whole year before I come around again.

Is he like the clingy type? Is that why you don't like him?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 05:07 PM
If you make it around these parts again.

The protege is, which I thought was kind of cute... at first. His butt buddy is more that irritating type who sticks his nose where it doesn't belong.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 05:11 PM
I might
If you're sticking around here. ;)

Oh man, so the brat's the nosy type? Yikes. Clingy's worse though. :\ I can't stand clingy people.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 05:55 PM
I'll be here for a little while longer.

It's fun for a while, the clinginess but I tire of it easily.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 05:59 PM
Then we have something in common.
And neither of us will end up being annoying! Perfect!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 07:08 PM
Yes, well, I don't expect this little "thing" between us will last long.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 07:13 PM
Haha! Just one time okay?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 07:15 PM
Yes, one time.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 07:18 PM
Don't fall for me now. ;)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 07:19 PM
You're really in no danger of that.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 07:22 PM
:( Ouch. Hear that?

That's the sound of my ego getting a bruising.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 07:28 PM
Aw, well I did tell you what I'm into.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 07:30 PM
Hey! My ego's not to be used and abused for your perverse pleasure!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 07:33 PM
How fragile is it?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 07:34 PM
I mean
When I'm high... it's pretty unbreakable

Sober...
I'm a sensitive boy, you understand. :3

(He's not.)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2017, 07:35 PM
Poor baby. I'm not much of a coddler though.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2017, 07:39 PM
Just anywhere
But
The balls

Do people want you to coddle and wuv them a lot? Trying to squeeze blood out of a stone?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 09:58 AM
Some sad little souls do, yes.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 10:17 AM
Awwww

That's so lame though. They're obviously just looking for the storybook ending where you ride off into the sunset with them, on a white horse.

Me
I'd settle for a quick fuck and a gram of crack.
I'm what the French call

Low-maintenance. ;D
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 10:41 AM
Good because I'm not in the mood for the opposite.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 10:44 AM
Uhh
Well yeah

Cause you're the high maintenance one, my man. Can't have two high maintenance guys together, that'll never work
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 11:23 AM
I thought this was a one time deal.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 11:28 AM
What does that have to do with this?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 11:29 AM
You're talking about high maintenance + high maintenance not working... Why wouldn't it for a night?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 11:32 AM
I meant in general! Not you and me! If it's just for one night who cares?

I'm saying
For crazy people who want relationships, high maintenance types shouldn't get together
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 11:45 AM
What do you know about relationships?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 11:48 AM
I know enough to not get into one
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 11:58 AM
Good call. ;)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 12:00 PM
I told you, I'm dumb, not stupid. ;)

You ever been in a relationship? Like a serious one?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 12:09 PM
Yes, but it's been quite a while.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 12:15 PM
What happened?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 12:28 PM
I fell out of love.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 12:33 PM
At least you weren't dumped. :P
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 12:41 PM
I do the dumping, thank you.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 12:50 PM
That's my Ian!

Or the Ian I think you are based on this one convo I've had with you. Haha!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 12:55 PM
Yes, you know me so well...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 01:05 PM
I know all I need to know. ;)
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 01:18 PM
That I have the "good stuff"?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 01:30 PM
At first, yeah
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 01:34 PM
And now?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 01:43 PM
That you have the good stuff and that you're
Pretty cool
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 04:52 PM
Haha. So sweet of you.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 04:57 PM
You probably hear it a lot :P
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2017, 06:50 PM
What, that I'm "pretty cool"?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2017, 06:53 PM
Yeah

Maybe not in those extremely flattering terms but I bet people hit on you all the time
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2017, 10:22 AM
That's true.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2017, 10:24 AM
So spoiled with all that attention!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2017, 10:25 AM
Most of the time, it's bothersome, actually.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2017, 10:31 AM
Whaaaat? Figured you would go in for all that attention and praise
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2017, 02:06 PM
It's the same thing after so long.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2017, 02:21 PM
Beats being insulted though...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 19, 2017, 02:21 PM
I'd love to see somebody try.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 19, 2017, 02:33 PM
Haha! Cute

Hey before I go
What's the safe word?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 19, 2017, 03:03 PM
You want a safe word?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 19, 2017, 03:05 PM
...
You bet your ass I do!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 19, 2017, 03:16 PM
Fine.
Mustard.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 19, 2017, 03:17 PM
Mustard??
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 19, 2017, 03:18 PM
There's a jar of mustard near me.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 19, 2017, 03:21 PM
Why are you eating mustard if you're a vampire?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 19, 2017, 03:38 PM
I'm not.
Harem, remember?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 19, 2017, 03:41 PM
Is it at least fancy mustard?  Like that
Dijon stuff?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 19, 2017, 03:44 PM
I don't know the difference.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 19, 2017, 03:46 PM
Well then the safe word is cocaine
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 19, 2017, 03:48 PM
You won't say that at any point for any other reason?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 19, 2017, 03:51 PM
I might

You'll just have to guess

It'll be like a fun game!
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 19, 2017, 03:57 PM
You're the one who needs the safe word...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 19, 2017, 04:02 PM
I do
But it doesn't have to be boring
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 20, 2017, 09:49 AM
How is mustard boring?
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 20, 2017, 10:39 AM
I don't like mustard...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 20, 2017, 10:44 AM
Fine, whatever, cocaine.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 20, 2017, 10:48 AM
Hehehe
Perfect

See you tomorrow, gotta go score some
Happy pills
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 20, 2017, 10:49 AM
Don't take too many or you won't be able to get it up.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 20, 2017, 11:24 AM
Ian, I'm 21

That is not going to be an issue
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 20, 2017, 11:31 AM
So you say...
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 20, 2017, 11:34 AM
Well
Tomorrow i can prove it to you
In person. ;) In all my 21 year old glory.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 20, 2017, 05:32 PM
I'm looking forward to it.
Title: Re: Chasing rainbows
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 20, 2017, 05:43 PM
Me too.

I think I see my dealer so

Bye~