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Title: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 07, 2018, 08:28 AM
Hey handsome ;)
You got any more of that prystal stuff?

avatar_Ian Yi
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 07, 2018, 09:30 AM
Of course. I always have a stash.
What are you willing to do for it?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 07, 2018, 09:38 AM
I can say please
Pretty please 😘

Or I can just pay what i paid last time ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 07, 2018, 11:17 AM
I'm most amenable to the last suggestion, yes.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 07, 2018, 11:41 AM
You're what?
I thought you were Chinese..........

(He's thinking of Armenian lool)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 07, 2018, 12:19 PM
...
I said nothing about that.
I was saying I was agreeable.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 07, 2018, 12:48 PM
Eyyy
Sweet

We're not gonna be interrupted again are we?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 07, 2018, 08:00 PM
I'll make sure of it.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 07, 2018, 08:51 PM
Ooo promises promises

Hey
Just out of curiosity

What is it that you get out of this?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 08, 2018, 08:07 AM
Obviously I get more boys for the harem.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 08, 2018, 08:15 AM
o-kay

I meant like
What's the end game? You get a bajillion boys for your harem
Still weird, btw, calling it a HAREM

harem

weird
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 08, 2018, 10:54 AM
What endgame?
I just enjoy my life, unlike a number of these vampires with their silly motivations.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 08, 2018, 11:14 AM
So you're saying, you're gonna just

Fuck around
Until you eat a garlic by accident or forget to put on sunscreen or something?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 08, 2018, 01:17 PM
I like being a vampire.
I also like being alive. So to speak.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 08, 2018, 01:24 PM
How do I get to be one?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 08, 2018, 01:32 PM
Drink the blood of a vampire.
I thought you weren't interested?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 08, 2018, 01:37 PM
Well
Looking this good FOREVER
Not a bad thought
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 08, 2018, 01:43 PM
Yes, that's how I see it too.
Being practically immortal is nice, too. ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 08, 2018, 01:44 PM
Eh ...yeah
But if you're ugly then it's more like a curse right? Lol
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 08, 2018, 01:47 PM
Lucky for both of us, I only turn attractive men.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 08, 2018, 01:54 PM
So I have the best chance outta anybody here, is what I'm hearing ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 09, 2018, 08:54 AM
Of course.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 09, 2018, 09:36 AM
well shit
I could have a harem of my own then!!

loooooool
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 09, 2018, 12:25 PM

Oh you think you can compete with me?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 09, 2018, 12:44 PM
Maybe :P
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 02:01 PM
That would make things interesting... I've gone uncontested for such a long time.
You might prove more entertaining than I originally thought.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 03:06 PM
And how entertaining was I originally thought to be?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 03:08 PM
You're a sassy thing, so you were already entertaining.
I don't really know if I could quantify the exact amount of entertaining I found you.
But it's definitely risen.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 03:18 PM
Sassy...
I'm usually called something else, not sassy. Lmao

Well for the record, you're pretty SASSY yourself ;P
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 03:29 PM
Oh, do they say "bitchy"? I hate that word.

Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 03:32 PM
Bitchy's a little too gay even for me man

But nah, usually it's a mix of swear words
People around here don't seem to have a sense of humor like they do back home
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 03:46 PM
You're lucky you're not from the time I was born. Talk about lacking a sense of humor...
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 03:48 PM
...I still can't believe I fucked a senior citizen, btw...
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 03:54 PM
Gross. Don't call me that.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 03:56 PM
Hahaha!
It's true though!
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 04:05 PM
I hardly count as a senior citizen. I've never been old.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 04:15 PM
Well yeah cause you cheated!
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 04:25 PM
I'd rather cheat and stay young and beautiful forever than turn into an old wrinkled prune.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 04:26 PM
;) hey relax
I'm joking!

You're the hottest old prune like
Ever
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 04:33 PM
You think you're being so funny.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 04:35 PM
No sir
I'm being sassy  :booty:
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 04:47 PM
Ooh...

Get over here so I can punish you.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 04:56 PM
You gonna take a cane to my behind? ;D
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 05:03 PM
No, that's what a senior citizen would do, you cheeky bastard.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 05:13 PM
I dunno, I might enjoy it anyway
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 05:36 PM
A cane to the behind?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 05:52 PM
 :spin:  Maybe...
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 05:58 PM
Hm... across it or inside?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 06:07 PM
You're being facetious but I've had things up there
It's not really fun or entertaining
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 06:18 PM
Ah yes, I recall you didn't like that.
Lucky for you, I can be
accommodating
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 06:25 PM
I'm
Flexible

But I mean nobody likes a sore ass, you know? You just happened to do it well enough that I didn't mind it last time. ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 06:36 PM
Are you? But not for a cane?
That's all right. We can experiment.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 06:39 PM
Sir
Kind, good sir

I'm not into that shit
The only thing I want, need or desire up there, if I absolutely have to, is a dick. One whole dick. That's good enough for me or anybody
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 06:42 PM
I am not sticking a cane up there, good sir.

I'm saying we can try a little spanking with it. Or did you change your mind?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 07:04 PM
Do I also get to wield the cane??
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 07:14 PM
You think you're going to spank me?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 07:19 PM
Know
I know I will
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 07:21 PM
I doubt it but it'll be interesting to watch you try.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 07:24 PM
I'm a pretty persuasive guy, Ian
Plus I got these young man reflexes ;P
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 07:25 PM
Young human reflexes.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 07:35 PM
Excuse me

That's discrimination
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 07:53 PM
It's not discrimination. It's true. Vampires are just stronger than humans.
Unless they're idiots who try to go "veg."
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 07:55 PM
LMAO
VEGETARIAN
VAMPIRES??
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 07:59 PM
Some get turned without consent and they can't let go of their human morals.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 08:07 PM
The same people without senses of humor I take it
Ugh

Don't you hate people like that?
If life turns you into a vampire, I mean
Why the hell wouldn't you just enjoy it? Why torture yourself when you could

Have a harem? :P
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 10, 2018, 08:25 PM
They tend to overlap, yes.

Exactly. There are just so many tortured vampires out there. I'd rather embrace it.
Your mindset is refreshing, Val, I must tell you.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 10, 2018, 08:35 PM
I'm not too HUMAN now, am I? Hahaha!
I guess we're not that different after all!

I mean except for the age thing. But other than that, you know, we mesh pretty well. ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2018, 06:23 AM
I like humans. I think you must have me all wrong.
You really like harping on my age though.
After a few centuries, it really doesn't matter much.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2018, 07:51 AM
Yeah you probably lose track after
Wait did you say centuries??

Hooly
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2018, 09:26 AM
Yes. How's that for a senior citizen?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2018, 09:41 AM
Actually
Like if you were 60 to 80 it'd be fucking gross

But a couple hundred
Surprisingly not that horrifying
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2018, 10:13 AM
Being much older makes me less horrifying?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2018, 10:23 AM
You're like extremely old
That makes you interesting!
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2018, 02:07 PM
Like I said, the people from my time were pretty humorless.
This is an ideal time to be alive.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2018, 03:05 PM
They put you to death for being gay or something?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2018, 03:13 PM
They wanted to. They didn't get to me in time for that.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2018, 03:16 PM
Damn. That's harsh, for liking dick.
You've been through some shit, haven't you Ian?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2018, 03:17 PM
Why do you think I prefer to live life luxuriously now?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2018, 03:18 PM
Probably cause living like a bum sucks?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2018, 03:21 PM
I have the means to live the way I want to now so nothing's going to stop me.
Except maybe those annoying feuding vampires. I don't know why they're so keen on telling the world about themselves.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2018, 03:26 PM
You prefer to do your own thing, in secret?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2018, 06:44 PM
I wouldn't say in secret. I just think the way those other idiots are doing things will only get more vampires killed.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 11, 2018, 06:55 PM
Could be a good thing though
Less competition

Let the idiots get themselves staked, what's it to you if the dumb ones are weeded out?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 11, 2018, 08:20 PM
As long as I'm not called out, they can be idiots all they like.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2018, 04:30 AM
Exactly
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2018, 07:20 AM
Look at us, on the same page.
I knew I liked you.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2018, 07:34 AM
Yeah I'm a pretty likable guy
You're okay too ;)

Too bad neither of us do the dating thing 😏
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 12, 2018, 09:49 AM
We don't need to date to have a good time.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 12, 2018, 10:45 AM
We don't even need a good time to have a good time!

But hey
Seriously
Would you really turn me into a vamp? If I came over right now
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 07:37 AM
Is that what you really want? I thought you wanted prystal.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 07:49 AM
Can't I have both??
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 08:07 AM
So greedy.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 08:09 AM
Isn't that the point of living?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 08:38 AM
It is.
I didn't say I disapproved.
I'm greedy, too...
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 09:31 AM
Yeah cause you're hoarding good looking guys :P

Does the drug work on vamps tho?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 12:00 PM
Not nearly as well.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 12:04 PM
Oh shit
Well that's not good is it? What does work?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 01:30 PM
It works through the blood of humans.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 02:05 PM
Huh
So would it work if you let a human take it, and then...

You did that to me last time didn't you?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 02:23 PM
Oooh you catch on so quickly!
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 02:37 PM
Is that sarcasm? 🤨
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 02:47 PM
I thought it was sass. ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 02:52 PM
Act your age! 🤣
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 02:57 PM
I am. How many others do you think are this age? I get to set the precedent!
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 04:05 PM
Wow you really thought this age thing through haven't you?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 04:08 PM
I don't think nearly as much as you have...
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 04:16 PM
I'm not much of a thinker
More of a looker

;D
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 04:28 PM
I suppose I can't argue with that.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 04:31 PM
Maybe if you give me a couple hundred years, I'll be a thinker like you
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 04:53 PM
Aw, that would be no fun.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 05:03 PM
Afraid of a little competition~? ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 05:38 PM
Of course not. I'd welcome a little friendly competition.
Why? Are you thinking of creating your own harem?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 05:44 PM
I'm not DISGUSTED by the thought of being surrounded by hot men
Also being IN a harem is really

Weird

How do I know where you've even been? You know?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 05:59 PM
Are you worried about STDs?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 06:03 PM
That's usually my line lmao

Do vampires get STDs?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 06:09 PM
Nope. :3
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 06:15 PM
Oh my god, you save so much on doctors bills!

No disease at all? No cancer, no aging, nothing?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 06:16 PM
Pretty much.
There's sun sickness but if you're careful, it's not much of a threat.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 06:18 PM
What, like sunburn? Slathering sunscreen doesn't work? That SPF 300 stuff?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 06:18 PM
Not for us. It's a little more complicated than that.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 06:21 PM
What's sun sickness then? I should know if I'm considering a career as a harem owner vampire guy
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 06:31 PM
It significantly weakens vampires.
All that great stuff you get as a vampire? Doesn't work so well anymore. If it's real bad, you go blind and I'm talking irreversible damage here. I wouldn't want to live with it.
Or unlive, so to speak.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 06:34 PM
Oh shit
Yeah what's the point of being surrounded by hot guys if you can't even SEE them?

Other than sun, is there anything else I need to know?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 06:42 PM
Garlic is more like an allergy.
And stakes through the heart will really hurt but they won't automatically kill you if you're old and powerful enough.
Be careful around mirrors with mortals.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 06:47 PM
Amazing
Now I know why you guys keep hidden

Because I'm pretty sure everybody would wanna be a vamp if they knew
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 06:52 PM
Exactly. We're the best.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 07:01 PM
I'm not even gonna lie, you're literally the best

Wow
For a second, I think I like
Genuinely admired you
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 13, 2018, 07:19 PM
What, you didn't before?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 13, 2018, 07:28 PM
What?
Oh
Yeah totally

Mad respect for the pimp harem guy who gives little boys drugs and then sucks their blood

Totally. ;P
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2018, 07:12 AM
That is utterly disgusting and not at all what I do.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2018, 07:24 AM
Technically... that's exactly what you did

I mean I was there
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2018, 08:44 AM
Not children.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2018, 10:27 AM
Compared to you, everyone is a child ;P
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2018, 11:22 AM
I don't see it that way.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2018, 11:25 AM
I'm glad you're not a pedo
Just a perv
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2018, 11:32 AM
One man's perv...
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2018, 11:51 AM
Is another man's good time? ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2018, 03:30 PM
Yes something like that. ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2018, 05:01 PM
One last question

You got any enemies around here?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2018, 05:55 PM
Nobody lives as long as I have without gaining an enemy or two.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2018, 06:02 PM
Thaaaat sounds like you have a lot
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 14, 2018, 06:12 PM
Not many around here.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 14, 2018, 06:13 PM
Hm
Okay then

I'll let you turn me into one of you
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2018, 08:56 AM
That's cute.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2018, 09:20 AM
What? Your enemies are gonna become MY enemies once this goes down!

Not trying to get killed here
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2018, 09:53 AM
Yet you're allowing it?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2018, 09:57 AM
Sure, why not?
Seems to be working out for you ;D
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2018, 04:42 PM
I hope you know you can't change your mind once I do it.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2018, 04:57 PM
Lmao
Yeah
I kinda figured this was a one way ticket Ian

So who turned you?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 15, 2018, 08:10 PM
Somebody that doesn't matter anymore.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 15, 2018, 08:34 PM
Got it, none of my business
I never liked ancient history anyway

Well, I guess this is it. Goodbye humanity, it was good while it lasted
Sorta
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2018, 07:41 AM
Get over here so I can change you.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2018, 08:04 AM
Somebody's eager ;^)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2018, 05:59 PM
I am. I want to see how you pan out.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2018, 06:41 PM
Huh

What happens if I don't pan out?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2018, 07:28 PM
I suppose we become enemies.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2018, 07:48 PM
Uhh... why?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2018, 07:49 PM
Why wouldn't you pan out? :3
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2018, 07:59 PM
No no no, first tell me why we have to be enemies if I don't pan out
Instead of just like... ignoring me forever or something
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 16, 2018, 09:35 PM
Good point.
As for enemies, ignoring them is already how I deal with them. 
They're the ones obsessed with me.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 16, 2018, 09:46 PM
Are you
Trying to brag right now?

(Weird flex... but okay)

Well don't worry
It's not likely that i'll ever obsess over you

Or anybody
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2018, 12:08 PM
Some people say that and then do the opposite.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2018, 12:12 PM
Those people don't know themselves very well then
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2018, 04:50 PM
Most don't. Humans are especially susceptible.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2018, 04:58 PM
I should probably be insulted by that, as a human
But hey, this mortal coil is only temporary ;)

How many people have you turned though?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2018, 05:44 PM
Oh honey way too many to count.
How many do you plan to turn?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2018, 06:09 PM
Probably like 1 or 2
It'll be an exclusive club

Also
I'd never want my ex boyfriends to live forever!
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2018, 06:21 PM
Then kill them when you're done.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2018, 06:31 PM
Ew no
Too much trouble

Just let 'em die of old age
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 17, 2018, 06:42 PM
That IS a lot crueler.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 17, 2018, 06:53 PM
How is that cruel??
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2018, 05:43 AM
Need I say it?
Old age.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2018, 07:35 AM
...as opposed to taking their life against their will....???
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2018, 09:57 AM
Once they reach a certain age, most humans are begging to die.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2018, 10:07 AM
That's true
After 25 it's all downhill

I'm kinda surprised I lived this long tbh
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2018, 11:38 AM
Have you even hit 25 yet?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2018, 11:51 AM
Nope!
21, prime of life
Or so they say
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2018, 11:56 AM
It's a good time to immortalize.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2018, 12:02 PM
(I loled irl 😂)

Just don't kill me if I get on your nerves later ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2018, 12:15 PM
Why would I do that? I'm better at just icing you out.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2018, 12:18 PM
No no
We'll be connected

Like
Father and son 🤣
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2018, 12:22 PM
Oh, you're my son now? That makes things stranger.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2018, 12:24 PM
...
HAHAHA

Should I call you daddy now?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2018, 12:32 PM
That's never been a kink of mine.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2018, 12:33 PM
Yeah that crosses a line for me too

Daddy
...
Nah weird
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2018, 12:35 PM
Exactly.
So let's toss that one.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2018, 12:43 PM
...DO you have kids?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2018, 12:52 PM
Who, me? HAHAH. No.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2018, 01:00 PM
Hm
Too bad

They'd be closer to my age 😂
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2018, 01:17 PM
Now this is getting way too warped, you weirdo.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2018, 01:42 PM
Oh right
A 900 yo vampire is telling me I'M weird

Right
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 18, 2018, 06:46 PM
Hello I'm not even 800 yet, thanks.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 18, 2018, 07:03 PM
Okay that argument isn't helping your case
But good to know that you're like 700+ yrs old
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 19, 2018, 07:53 AM
What does it really change for you?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 19, 2018, 09:51 AM
Well if we have sex again, I'm gonna have to be careful

Cause you old
😂
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 20, 2018, 11:06 AM
And a vampire. Excuse you.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 20, 2018, 11:30 AM
Serious question

Do you ever creak?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 20, 2018, 08:15 PM
Serious answer: no.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 20, 2018, 08:19 PM
Will I get to meet your vampire friends?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 20, 2018, 08:37 PM
Do you think they're anything like me?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 21, 2018, 07:30 AM
Ehh
Honestly, I don't think there could ever be more than one of you
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 21, 2018, 09:24 AM
I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 21, 2018, 09:53 AM
Oh
Yeah I mean if there were 2 of you, one of you would probably bump off the other one to stay on top
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 06:38 AM
That sounds accurate. ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 06:47 AM
Lucky for you, i'm not into that whole competition thing

Otherwise you might have some real problems ;))
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 07:03 AM
You're adorable. But I wouldn't consider you my equal, much less my competition.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 07:23 AM
HAH
That's just what I want you to think!

Then one day maybe
I'll sneak up on you >:)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 07:33 AM
You forget I have centuries on you.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 07:38 AM
I said one day, not tomorrow!

And you don't know, I'm a pretty fast learner
I could potentially be a thorn in your side in like
50-100 years
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 08:55 AM
Already planning for the future, are you?
I might be rethinking this. I already have enough thorns in my side as it is.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 09:06 AM
Okay I don't HAVE to be a thorn

I could be a rose~
In...

your vase...?


...sorry that one slipped away from me
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 09:40 AM
Now you're getting into kinky territory.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 09:48 AM
I'm not!
That was an analogy for

Not being a pain in the ass!

You're a perv
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 10:15 AM
I really dislike that term.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 10:28 AM
Yeah well, that's probably because it's true
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 10:52 AM
I prefer to think the rest of the world is full of prudes.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 11:13 AM
Hey, don't have to get defensive
I get it

After 700+ years, sex gets boring
You gotta find things to spice it up
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 12:16 PM
I couldn't put it better myself.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 12:19 PM
What DOES get you excited though?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 12:27 PM
Pretty boys.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 12:29 PM
That doesn't get old even after 700 yrs??

What else? Can't just be boys
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 12:35 PM
You'll have to figure the rest out on your own.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 12:41 PM
You'll have to let me get close enough to you to find out the rest ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 02:29 PM
An interesting conundrum you pose.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 02:34 PM
Is that a no? 😏
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 02:44 PM
No.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 02:57 PM
I couldn't do much harm to you anyway
I'm just
A puny human ;P

And you have 700 yrs of experience
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 03:05 PM
Hahaha you're too cute, little human. Too cute.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 03:16 PM
Yeah, that's right
Cute little human, totally harmless

>:)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 03:38 PM
And now you're trying to manipulate me.
You will make a formidable vampire.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 03:39 PM
LOL

Nah I'm just playing
I have no interest in doing that kinda thing

I'll leave that to the master ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 03:41 PM
You'll find toying with humans a way to pass the time.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 03:43 PM
Or I could pick up a hobby
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 03:45 PM
Like what? Knitting?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 03:49 PM
What? No, that's what girls do

I meant like
Snowboarding
Soccer star
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 03:54 PM
Just be careful of that sun sickness.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 03:55 PM
Oh shit. Right, I forgot
So much for that. :/

Maybe I will take up knitting then
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 04:00 PM
Most hockey is inside. So there's that.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 04:11 PM
No no I've made up my mind
I'm going to knit you

Handcuff covers
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 04:44 PM
Hahaha! You're an amusing one. I do hope you'll stick around a while.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 04:51 PM
Definitely
You're my sugar daddy now so I gotta stay close ;D
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 05:17 PM
Are you moving into the mansion now?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 05:30 PM
No?
It's not the Playboy mansion, I don't have to live there with you

Besides, if we spend every single moment together, we'd start hating each other's guts
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 05:33 PM
You realize it's a mansion, right?
You wouldn't see me everyday.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 05:36 PM
Yeah but it's the thought of living together

Why?
You want me there?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 05:36 PM
I like my boys to live with me but I think as a vampire, you won't be one of them anymore.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 05:39 PM
That's really weird, just so you know
Even if I wasn't a vampire I wouldn't live in your mansion

Man's gotta have space, you know
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 05:41 PM
You keep using that word.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 05:44 PM
I use a lot of words
Sometimes I don't know what they mean

Space?
Man?
Weird?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 22, 2018, 08:53 PM
So many ways to say weird.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 22, 2018, 09:05 PM
So many ways to BE weird...
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 23, 2018, 07:31 AM
.... I prefer eccentric. If you must.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 23, 2018, 07:44 AM
You may have a big vocabulary but when it comes down to it...

Weird is weird
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 23, 2018, 08:45 AM
I think there are stranger people out there.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 23, 2018, 08:50 AM
Like who? The guy at the gas station?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 23, 2018, 06:38 PM
Which one?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 23, 2018, 06:45 PM
The one with the
Googly eyes

You know, Herb
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 23, 2018, 06:56 PM
I THINK one of those eyes is glass.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 23, 2018, 07:00 PM
Is he
One of you guys?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 23, 2018, 07:01 PM
A vampire? No, gross.
He's something else.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 23, 2018, 07:05 PM
...do I wanna know what he is?
Is it contagious??
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 23, 2018, 07:08 PM
Probably not.
Not everything supernatural is as fabulous as we vampires.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 23, 2018, 07:15 PM
...okay you did just call yourself FABULOUS right?

That's so gay
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 23, 2018, 07:18 PM
I'm the gayest man I know.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 23, 2018, 07:28 PM
You're also the gayest man I know...

Gayest vampire
Jesus Christ, we're Twilight
This is literally a love story worse than Twilight omfg
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 23, 2018, 07:30 PM
How is it worse? I am certainly nothing like Edward Cullen, thank you very much.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 23, 2018, 07:36 PM
Yeah because Edward Cullen didn't have a HAREM

Where are the werewolves? Fucking werewolves, they're out here too aren't they?!
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 23, 2018, 07:39 PM
Yes but we don't have a silly feud with them.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 23, 2018, 07:47 PM
Fuuuuuck

Wait can I become a werewolf though? Cause that'd be pretty awesome
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 24, 2018, 07:21 AM
You can't be both so you better make up your mind.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 24, 2018, 07:32 AM
Why can't I be both?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 24, 2018, 07:45 AM
You're a human. Once you're turned by one, you can't be turned by the other.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 24, 2018, 07:53 AM
What if
I get turned by both at the same time??
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 24, 2018, 09:05 AM
I'm sure other greedy humans have tried but since I have never seen or heard of such a hybrid in all my centuries, I am going to assume it's impossible.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 24, 2018, 09:08 AM
Would it matter to you if I went wolf instead of fabulous vamp?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 24, 2018, 09:09 AM
I told you there is no ridiculous rivalry.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 24, 2018, 09:33 AM
I'm not talking about rivalry geez
Like do you have a preference
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 24, 2018, 10:37 AM
I prefer humans.
I thought I enjoyed turning them but some of them have come back to haunt me.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 24, 2018, 10:42 AM
Oh yeah the obsessed ones
You sure know how to pick em Ian

What are they obsessed with though?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 24, 2018, 01:35 PM
Well there's Alex who can't live without me. And just when he finds a toy of his own he goes and screws that up too.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 24, 2018, 02:10 PM
Wow. Can't live without you is pretty serious.
Guessing you don't love him as much as he thinks he loves you huh?

Can't imagine feeling that way about anybody, though, much less stalking them over 100s of years
Creepy
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 24, 2018, 03:21 PM
It's pretty pathetic. I liked him once.
Love though. Hah.
Poor thing.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 24, 2018, 03:25 PM
Delusional

The only person you should love is yourself
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 24, 2018, 03:26 PM
See. It will be easy for you to transition. You aren't clinging to human emotions.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 24, 2018, 03:30 PM
Human emotions are a hassle anyway. :P
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 24, 2018, 03:48 PM
I don't miss them.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 24, 2018, 03:51 PM
You have something better now

Me ;P
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 24, 2018, 03:57 PM
You're fun for now.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 24, 2018, 04:02 PM
That was a joke btw
I know where I stand, I'm not delusional like that Alex guy
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 24, 2018, 04:07 PM
I should hope not.
He's crazy enough as it is.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 24, 2018, 04:13 PM
I kinda wanna meet him now
See the crazy for myself lmao
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 25, 2018, 12:01 AM
Just don't let him get too attached or you'll have problems too.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 25, 2018, 02:58 AM
Does he obsess over everybody??!
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 25, 2018, 01:38 PM
As far as I know?
Yes.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 25, 2018, 02:43 PM
Yep
Sure know how to pick em

You ever pick anybody normal?
Besides me, of course ;P
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 25, 2018, 03:20 PM
There are normal ones. The ones who don't cling to humanity.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 25, 2018, 03:24 PM
Just me then

Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 25, 2018, 08:07 PM
There have been a handful of them but it's rare.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 25, 2018, 08:10 PM
Do werewolves have these kinda problems?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 09:07 AM
What problems?
Also werewolves don't live for centuries.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 09:21 AM
The problems—
You know what, nevermind

I feel like I know more than I want to about you guys at this point
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 03:24 PM
You've decided to hang onto your humanity?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 03:53 PM
No
Just that there's such a thing as too much info after all

I think I liked it when you were all mysterious
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 03:57 PM
Me too. It's much more fun.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 04:07 PM
You know, I kinda see now why you need new "boys"
Once you get to know somebody it's sorta
Over
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 04:12 PM
Pretty much.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 04:19 PM
Remind me never to tell you my life story then. Hahahah
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 04:21 PM
Don't ask, don't tell?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 04:38 PM
Yes! You got it!

No feelings, no curiosity, we just do it because it feels good! Easy!
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 04:42 PM
That's part of the appeal. Certain factors make it more of a pleasure.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 04:52 PM
Okay so
All I have to do is take a sip of your blood and I'm set for life, right?

Is it gonna be like the movies though? You know, where I suffer while the change happens? Or do I just kinda... wake up fabulous?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 04:57 PM
When you ingest my blood, you will die, so it's not pleasant. But you'll wake up fabulous.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 05:01 PM
Oh ew. Does it hurt?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 05:09 PM
I don't remember personally. It's been so long.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 05:14 PM
Okay I know we weren't gonna share stuff but
I'm really NOT good with pain
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 05:27 PM
It's not nearly as bad as turning into a werewolf.
Actually, it's a bit like falling asleep, from what I've seen from my boys.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 05:36 PM
You watch while they change into vampires?

Kinky
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 05:38 PM
I like to watch. Maybe it IS a kink. ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 05:41 PM
Hahaha
Man you're fabulous, Ian
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 05:54 PM
Of course. Did you think otherwise?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 06:00 PM
...i'm not saying

Mysterioooous ;P
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 06:11 PM
Ah keeping up the allure. Clever.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 06:23 PM
Heheh
I learn fast
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 26, 2018, 06:31 PM
I've noticed. And I like it.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 26, 2018, 06:42 PM
;) You liiiiike me

Okay I'm pretty close to your place now. Just tell your boys to let me in. Last time that one looked like he wanted to toss me out. Lol
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 27, 2018, 04:02 PM
They know and they understand. Don't bother with how they look at you. Those are the annoying human emotions at work.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 27, 2018, 04:17 PM
Hahaha no babe, I'm not bothered by it.

Just thought it was funny that somebody hated on me BEFORE I opened my mouth to offend them.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 27, 2018, 04:43 PM
I have a feeling they'll be even more hateful once you're turned.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 27, 2018, 04:44 PM
You should lock them all in a cage and have them fight it out
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 27, 2018, 04:47 PM
That's not my kind of entertainment but you can do that with your own harem once you have one. ;)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 27, 2018, 04:53 PM
Ohoho you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna do that with my harem

Fight to the death for Val's love!! Or you know. Ass. Penis. Whatever.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 27, 2018, 05:26 PM
You're really embracing this.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 27, 2018, 05:37 PM
Roll with the tides
Or whatever they say

It's not fun if they just sit there glaring at each other all day
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 27, 2018, 05:38 PM
Are you implying that's what mine do?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 27, 2018, 05:40 PM
No, they also obsess over you apparently

The point is, why only have a harem when you can ALSO have a fight club?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 27, 2018, 05:46 PM
Like I said, the brutality is a little crass for me.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 27, 2018, 05:48 PM
Lemme guess
Royalty, right? That's what you were born as?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 27, 2018, 05:52 PM
Not at all. You would be surprised.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 27, 2018, 05:56 PM
Really? You were poor? Like me?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 28, 2018, 07:29 PM
Not poor, per se.
I thought you wanted the mystery.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 28, 2018, 07:38 PM
...yeah, but
I'm also curious

I know, total paradox
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 29, 2018, 10:36 AM
We were servants. My family. So I saw the rich and I suppose after I was changed, I adopted that confidence.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 29, 2018, 10:54 AM
Huh
Didn't figure you for somebody who served others

I'm not sure how I feel about that
So I'm gonna pretend you never told me that
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 29, 2018, 11:17 AM
I tried to warn you.
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Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 29, 2018, 11:19 AM
It does make it harder
You know, when you seem human
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 29, 2018, 11:22 AM
It's best to maintain distance in that regard.
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Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 29, 2018, 11:25 AM
Oh yeah, definitely
I don't wanna like you, I just want to fuck

You know what I mean?
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 29, 2018, 12:51 PM
Fuck buddies. I believe that's the term they use.
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Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 29, 2018, 01:20 PM
That's what us young people call it, yeah. ;P

Although usually that doesn't work out cause somebody always gets attached. Then you gotta pull a fast disappearing act.
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 06:28 AM
Falling in love. I almost envy humans for that. It was a nice feeling.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 07:33 AM
I don't think there is such a thing

And if there is, I don't trust it
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 08:24 AM
Haha. You sound even more jaded than me.
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Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 08:28 AM
Anything that changes you, or makes your life miserable, or makes other people act crazy around you

Don't trust it

And it never lasts. You think it will, but it doesn't, so you're just better off without it
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 09:46 AM
It can't last. That I agree with. Nothing lasts forever. Not even me.
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Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 10:03 AM
You had a good run though

700 years, right? Make it 1000!
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 10:08 AM
I wonder how long humanity has left? Once they're gone, so are we.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 10:17 AM
Should keep them like cattle then
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 10:23 AM
I prefer keeping them the way I do. If you keep them like cattle, eventually they're going to want to run. I know cattle don't but they're not nearly as smart as humans and humans have a way of desiring more than they have in a way cattle never do.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 10:28 AM
...that sounds like you've already tried it...
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 10:35 AM
I've tried many methods over the years.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 10:40 AM
Shit, I was just kidding...
But DAMN

So you guys actually need us
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 11:09 AM
Yes, we would be without a food source. That's why I'm not helping those idiots who think we need to get rid of all humans. Tsk.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 11:13 AM
Haha... that's kind of noble, in a weird way...
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 11:20 AM
An odd way to perceive it, but I suppose.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 11:30 AM
Well you're on our side
But not really

You're not a bad guy at least
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 11:38 AM
I'd only step in if I thought they had any chance of success.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 11:45 AM
Okay... sounding more like a not-bad guy...

There is a heart in there! A selfish one but still.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 11:51 AM
What about you? What kind of vampire would you be?
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Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 12:02 PM
A very unreliable one
Hahahaha

Idk I'd probably live this way even after I become a vamp
Just you know, I'd be extra sparkly
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 12:04 PM
That sparkle thing... is not real.
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Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 12:10 PM
Oh no it definitely is real

I've seen you sparkle irl
So
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 12:19 PM
Lies.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 12:23 PM
No, it's true

You know when you walked in the room the first time?
I swear to god it was like

Sparkles
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 12:26 PM
I am not some anime character.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 12:29 PM
I didn't say you were Sailor Moon!

Just that's what I saw!
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 12:32 PM
You were mesmerized.
Also that is a visual I never want to see again.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 12:37 PM
What? You sparkling or you as Sailor Moon? ;P
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 12:40 PM
Both, really.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 12:42 PM
Okay then I'll be Sailor Moon
And you can be that other guy
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 12:43 PM
Or we could ditch that entire scenario.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 12:53 PM
Too silly for you?
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 12:58 PM
Yes, doesn't that go without saying?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 01:01 PM
Wellllllll
Some people don't care if they look silly, is all.

I guess you don't do well being laughed at
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 01:03 PM
No.
I also don't do that roleplaying thing.

(lololol)
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 01:08 PM
(Loooooool)

I see. You're one of those people.
Interesting
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 01:20 PM
And what is that supposed to mean?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 01:24 PM
Nothing
Don't even worry about it~
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 01:33 PM
Then I won't.

Do you still want prystal or do you want the change?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 01:39 PM
Ugh I'm not good with decisions when both of them lead to a good time...
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 01:47 PM
You could always take the prystal while you're still human and then get changed.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 01:56 PM
Yeah, I could
But you said it doesn't work that well on vamps, right?

I could replace prystal with fight club, but it might not be the same...
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 01:58 PM
It definitely won't be the same.
Vampires have other ways to acquire their high.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 02:12 PM
Blood? Blood of humans who take prystal? Other vampire drugs?

Sparkling? ;P
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 02:16 PM
Are you going to create your own designer drug called that?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 02:30 PM
I'm not smart enough to make drugs, Ian, I just take them

Although a designer drug for vamps could be cool

Sparkling~ Has a nice ring to it!
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 04:07 PM
You can learn quite a bit once you're a vampire. You'd be surprised.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 04:11 PM
I guess... after 200 years I might wanna start learning things

What did you do at first?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 04:21 PM
Times were different then.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 04:23 PM
Oh yeah
People were still using ditches for toilets back then, weren't they?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 04:25 PM
Very disgusting. But yes.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 04:34 PM
Disgusting is not the word for that...

You must've been relieved when they invented indoor plumbing. And the toilet.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 05:10 PM
Yes. Those were dark times. People who want to go back are delusional.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 05:13 PM
Wait
Hold up

There are idiots who want to go back to the dark ages?
Before toilets, showers and pizza pops?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 30, 2018, 05:16 PM
Aren't there? Why do they hold historical fairs glorifying the past?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 30, 2018, 05:24 PM
You mean those people who LARP? Or whatever it's called?

Those are just nerds, Ian. They want to recreate the past because...
They're nerds and that's their fantasy I guess.

Nobody wants to live in a world with ditch toilets, trust me.
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 07:52 AM
Perhaps. I don't know who those people are or why they do what they do.

They just want to wear the costumes and call one another lord and lady, is that it?
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Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 08:10 AM
It's a nerd thing. It's not something a guy like you would understand
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 08:17 AM
Are you a nerd?
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Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 08:27 AM
Pffft no, I was never a nerd
I'm an addict, that's cooler than a nerd thank you
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 08:28 AM
That's debatable....
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 08:33 AM
What?!
You're saying I'm worse than some guy who wants to squat in a field to take a shit

And calls women MILADY
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 08:36 AM
When you put it that way, no.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 08:43 AM
Exactly. Maybe addicts aren't the cream of the crop, but at least we're not wearing pie plates on our chests and pretending to joust

The worst kind of people are the ones who are out of touch with reality
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 08:45 AM
Isn't that what you want, though? As an addict?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 08:49 AM
No

I'm in touch with reality. And that's why I want an escape.

The ones who aren't... the ones who think life's peachy keen and perfect and rosy... those are the delusional ones.
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 08:50 AM
You have a point there.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 08:54 AM
I know. ;)

When I'm not high, I'm not that dumb, you know. *proud*
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 08:57 AM
Some people don't know their own limits. I've seen it even in the humans who come to me.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 09:06 AM
What do you do for those people? Or... to them?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 09:12 AM
I use them.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 09:18 AM
Hmm
I should probably be disgusted, Ian, not gonna lie

But... it makes sense. From your point of view, we're just like... food. So. Why not?
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 09:21 AM
They want it, I want it... It's a win/win situation from where I'm sitting.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 09:29 AM
And people like that, they

Even if you try to help them, they're not ready for help. They'll just go somewhere else for the fix

At least you got a palace for them to get high in! Haha!
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 09:36 AM
Exactly, and what more could they ask for?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 09:41 AM
Do you ever feel bad for those people?

After they get past a certain point, they basically
are dead inside
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 09:43 AM
I don't feel bad for anyone.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 09:45 AM
Not even yourself?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 09:47 AM
I care about myself. I wouldn't say I feel bad for myself.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 09:52 AM
huh
go figure

Well then I don't feel bad for you either
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 10:00 AM
I'd be disappointed in you if you did otherwise.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 10:02 AM
I only did for like a second! But yeah, nah.

Hard to feel bad for somebody with a house like yours

ALTHOUGH, you could do something about the decorations in there
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 10:04 AM
You don't like the decor?
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Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 10:08 AM
No
It's like a museum

Weird
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Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 10:11 AM
Ah, what's your aesthetic, then?
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Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 10:15 AM
Something less
museum-y

Idk, it's SPOTLESS, like nobody lives there. No socks, no clothes thrown around, no dust anywhere. Not really a home
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 10:18 AM
I don't like filth.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 10:21 AM
Oh c'mon! A sock out of place is not FILTH
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 10:24 AM
It's disgusting, especially if it's a dirty sock.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 10:29 AM
Are you a neat freak?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 10:33 AM
Of course. You witnessed it for yourself.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 10:44 AM
Okay but that level of neat freak is like
OCD levels man
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 10:50 AM
I have the time and the money to keep it that way, so I do.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 10:56 AM
A psychologist might say that you're afraid to put down roots
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 11:03 AM
I don't stay in many places very long, this is true.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 11:06 AM
Don't tell me you have a chateau in France and a villa in Tuscany
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Dec 31, 2018, 11:08 AM
I have homes all over the world, yes.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Dec 31, 2018, 11:16 AM
...yeah vampire pimp, got homes all over the world, makes sense
you even sparkle

goddamn
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Jan 02, 2019, 08:07 AM
........
If I'm going to be immortal, I'm doing it my way.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Jan 02, 2019, 08:20 AM
You... sure are........

Okay
Let's do this

No regrets!!!
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Jan 02, 2019, 08:47 AM
Are you here?
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Jan 02, 2019, 09:18 AM
Right outside!

One of your boys is looking at me through a window lol
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Jan 02, 2019, 12:58 PM
Well. Come inside.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Jan 02, 2019, 01:06 PM
I can't

...door's locked...
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Ian Yi on Jan 02, 2019, 02:53 PM
/sigh

I'll send someone.
Title: Re: That goood shit
Post by: Val Conroy on Jan 02, 2019, 03:00 PM
;)

Send the one in the window
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Post by: Ian Yi on Jan 02, 2019, 03:05 PM
Fine. He'll do.
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Post by: Blue on Jan 02, 2019, 03:08 PM
(Call it here lol goodbye humanity)
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