We Are Bulletproof

The kind that doesn't give us a bad name~

also how dare you
I got you a date and you repay me with doubt?!

Oh he's one of those gays! That's adorable! 😍

But the point is
I'm here now
And I am the best at what I do

Which is meddle and make couples happen

Has your family ever had a fabulous and insightful
And most importantly sneaky ass gay man help you out?

How are you gonna marry a girl when you can't handle a non-date date with her?!

Are you like
Secretly freaking out right now? I feel like you are.

Because she told you it's not a date? But is totally willing to just go out and have a meal with you after telling you that. This girl is conflicted, which is great for us.

Now the trick is to know that it's a date, but act like it's not.

Keep it cool and casual. Lull her into a false sense of security. Then before you know it, she'll be opening up to you and seeing you as more than a friend.

Works every time.

Oh hell yeah, I thought this would be much harder!

She's totally into you.

Because this is exactly what I do when I'm into a guy but I'm not sure I want to be serious, but I'm still super into him.

Trust me.
We
Are
In

Bitch please, it's totally a date

She just doesn't want to call it a date because that means it's official

Totally a date
We're in boys!

Whatever she says, go along with it. Let her have her way.

She suggested pie?

Oh my God
We're in!!

What's happening now? What's she saying?

Is she paying for her own pie?

Also nobody says no to pie, unless they're a serial killer.

You asked her straight up to go out didn't you?

We have a long way to go baby doll

We need to reform your image and get her to see you in a whole different light

DO you hang around with criminal types?

So you want her to think all you do is hang out with criminals?!

Nononooo

Even more reason to not be associated with an almost criminal!