We Are Bulletproof

And you won't hear nothing from me.

Nope. I have work to do.
Be ready tomorrow. You're gonna work your ass off.

Oh, hell no. No, it is not story time.

If you kids only knew.

Dare I ask?

Yeah he really does.

So he can go to your little shindig?

I can ground him.

Then you best stay away from my boy.

You think?

They're just worried. Eventually they're gonna have to let go.

Yeah. We parents get that way sometimes.

Wes was my first kid and I swear to fuck I was so paranoid I was going to accidentally kill him. He was so tiny and breakable. Some parents only remember that part.

Well you gotta, if you're being a punk   

We already had that talk. And you think my girlfriend hasn't talked to her daughter?

Are you seeing a counselor? Or do you refuse to?

I meant if he's gay or bi or whatever the fuck you kids all are. I care if he's happy. And he's happy with Liza. I just don't need the details.

I know he does. But he doesn't want to tell pops about it. Refused counseling too.

I figure that's what people like you are for. His friends.