Finn!
I need your help to kidnap somebody!
Oh and I'm borrowing your hammer and wire cutters, thank you! 😙
Finley Coldwell
Hold up mate
What?
Who's being kidnapped?
Why?
We're going to kidnap the lover of my friend's brother! He's up to something so we have to kidnap him and make him talk 😈
I think we can do that without using a hammer.
Well I wasn't really going to use it on him... I just want to scare him into telling the truth! But if there's a better way...!
If you reeealllllly want to pump him for information...
What we're going to need...
is a succubus. Or incubus?
He's into guys, right?
Incubus.
I'm not sure we should do that...
Sex is
For soul mates...
Who said anything about sex?
They're charmers. They can get him to say anything without even touching him!
OH
They can do that?!
We were taught that they're sex demons that prey on innocent fae and
We need to avoid them at all costs...
I still kinda want to try out the hammer route though. For
Science
I'll compromise then. I'll get a potion with a little of their
Uhhhh magic in it.
Do hammers even work on you guys?
Oh shit I've heard stories about iron
Does iron really do shit
Let's try everything! The potion and the hammer and iron and silver too! Why not!
It'll be like a fun experiment! 😃
You're an evil little thing aren't you? 😂
😈
Me? Evil? No way!
Hahaha
Well as long as he deserves it I'm on board
He does!
At least I think he does...
I hope he does... 😬
Does he or doesn't he?
The thing is...
I don't know him personally...
I'm just helping my friend Nova and Nova thinks he's a bad guy
Well we can only make our call when we see him.
But it's probably just some kind of misunderstanding
It usually is.
Probably! But in case he turns out to be a really bad guy, I've got the hammer ready!
How come you're so calm, Finn? About everything! You're really
Cold?
Cool?
Chilly?
Chill? Chillaxed? Relaxed? ;)
Part of it's from the mj.
Part of it's just me.
Seems like a waste of time to freak out about everything.
Haha chillaxed! I like that!
But it also sounds like somebody got hacked with an ice axe!
I like that about you. :3
Huh, it does, now that you mention it. Never thought of it that way!
What, being chill? Thanks ;)
I like your curiosity and adventurous spirit.
I
Like your
Butt!
WhAT
/laughs aloud unexpectedly
I like your butt!
It's cute
Like you!
My butt likes you too hahaha
Really??
I hope the front part of you also likes me... hehehe
Do you wanna
Have sex?
No illegal sex though! Nova said I couldn't do that or the police would come and arrest me
The front part too. ;)
This is the weirdest way somebody's ever propositioned me
Sure
But I have no clue what illegal sex is
I mean
We're both adults
:( Did I do it wrong? Was I supposed to ask another way?
Nova said illegal sex was... lemme check...
No minors, no animals
No public places
Haha there's no "supposed to"
You're fine ;)
What's wrong with public places?
😮
Nothing! That's what I told Nova!
As long as we're not hurting anybody, why can't we do what we want??
Like sex under the stars
How can that be illegal right?
Oooh that sounds so romantic! I want to do that!
Dude, let's do it!
🤩 Omg omg I'm so excited!!
Let's go to that place on top of the ridge! Where you can see into the valley and over part of the lake!
You read my mind!
☺ Let's go tomorrow night!
It's a date! ;)
Hehe I can't wait!
But first...
We're gonna break some knees!!!
Hold on
Only if he deserves it!
I still don't even know who this guy is or what he did
Right! Right if he deserves it. You're right.
I got carried away, sorry. Hehe
Don't be sorry
It's cute haha
Ahaha
Well it's also cute
That you think it's cute! :blush:
I guess we're just two super cute guys!
Nova was wrong about you. I think your demon side isn't bad at all!
I didn't even know it was there, so it can't be that big!
Or maybe the other part of you is stronger than the demon part!
What, the human part? Hahah! Sure, why not?
You never know! Maybe you're just too nice 😊
After all, demons are fallen angels. That means they were angels once
Huh. Never thought of it that way!
Not that I'm really worried.
I know who I am, demon or not.
Well of course, the demon part doesn't define you!
But you should still be careful Finn. If people know what you are, they might try to take advantage of you or use you.
Oh too late for that. I mean before the demon part though
What do you mean?
People use me all the time
But it's cool. I'm used to it
They do?
All the time Finn?
...
I
I've used you too!
For a place to stay and the weed and
I'm so sorry Finn!!!!!!!! I'm a terrible person!
What?
No way
I offered you everything. :)
And I did it gladly
:( Are you sure?
I don't like the idea of people using you! At all!
I'm going to find them and
Hammer them!
It's okay man
Really
I'm too much of a softy
I think
It's a good thing I came along!
I'll make sure nobody takes advantage of you!!
And if they try, it's gonna be
HAMMER TIME!
(I've been waiting my whole life to make this MC Hammer joke. Bless you Finn for making my dreams come true.)
😂 have you always been this much of a spitfire?
😁 Sure have!
It was harder to be me back home but out here, I can finally be myself.
I like it. ;)
GOOD
Cause
I don't know how to be anybody else!
And you shouldn't have to be!
Don't listen to anybody who says to be something you're not!
Oh I won't! If I was someone else, you won't like me anymore!
Hahaha wellllll that's one way of looking at it.
AND
Atlas wouldn't like me either! :struggle:
You're sure he's not a dog shifter right?
100% sure.
I got him as a puppy. Be kinda weird if he never shifted in front of me when he's so young.
Okay good!
Good
Just checking!
Can't you tell when you talk to him? :)
Usually I can but dog shifters are tricky! Who knows what they're up to!
Tricky liars, the lot of them!
Really? Haha!
I always assumed dog shifters were like dogs!
I didn't know they were tricky.
Oh they are! They're tricky and they lie!!!
Don't trust any of them!
They can't ALL be like that.
...well maybe not...
Maybe I just met a bad one...
No wonder all the dogs looked at me funny when I called them cats... :( I feel stupid
Nah. Not stupid.
You trusted somebody and they lied to you.
That doesn't make you stupid Toby.
☹ I need to learn more about the human world so I don't get tricked again.
It doesn't feel very good to be lied to Finn.
Sadly there's no way to know sometimes. :(
😕 I'll stick to demons who are nice then...
That's me! :booty:
You might be the only one around for miles! 😗
That's good for me then!
It is!
Well
Even if there are others, you're still the BEST!!
Hahaha for now, you say that.
Wait until you meet others!
PFFFFPFPFPFP
Not likely
I've already decided that you're the best and therefore, you are
THE BEST
I'm not gonna argue with that! :3
You're the best too hehe
Do you really think so??
Of course I do!
I've never met somebody like you.
But I think we're weirdly compatible, don't you?
And I've never met anyone like you either!
We're very compatible! 😊 We balance each other out I think
YES exactly and that's how it's meant to be!
Finn maybe we're soul mates!
Do you think we could be soul mates?
Sure, why not?
Is that like an official thing?
OH YOU DON'T KNOW
I forgot you were raised in the human world
It's not like... marriage or anything! But every soul has a mate! Sometimes people meet theirs and
It's a certain feeling
They always say you'll know it when you feel it, when you meet your soul mate
:3 I thought maybe
You could be mine
Is that what it is?
That CLICK feeling?
Is it okay for part demon souls to mate with fae souls?
YES!! Did you feel it too?! That feeling that we just
Fit? Together?
I've never heard of fae and demons being soul mates but it can't be impossible, surely
Your soul mate should be your soul mate, regardless of the form they take
I DID.
I didn't think it was a soul mate thing.
I always thought that was a romance movie thing. Haha
Why can't it be both?
Humans make romance movies to show people being soul mates without realizing what they're doing! It's kind of cute!
It can be both
Apparently it IS both!
Just as long as it's not Disney :hmph:
You really hated that comparison didn't you?
😤 They're portraying princes and princesses all wrong!
What're they really like?
Well
Like me!
And my mother, she's a royal princess. She would rather die before she let a man "save" her! She's a knight commander you know. 😆
The other princes... some of them are spoiled. Others are very rigid about the rules. They would never run off randomly to chase women to save!
Oh it's all wrong Finn, it's all lies! LIES!
Whoa, a princess and a knight commander?
That's pretty cool.
And I believe you.
Most of that stuff Disney makes is bullshit anyway.
GOOD!
See I knew you'd agree with me!
You're my soul mate for sure! :3
Okay we better get a move on though, before that guy gets away.
I'm so excited, my first kidnapping!!