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Title: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 29, 2020, 04:28 PM
Finn!

I need your help to kidnap somebody!

Oh and I'm borrowing your hammer and wire cutters, thank you! 😙

avatar_Finley Coldwell
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 29, 2020, 09:02 PM
Hold up mate
What?

Who's being kidnapped?
Why?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 29, 2020, 09:23 PM
We're going to kidnap the lover of my friend's brother! He's up to something so we have to kidnap him and make him talk 😈
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 29, 2020, 09:25 PM
I think we can do that without using a hammer.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 29, 2020, 09:29 PM
Well I wasn't really going to use it on him... I just want to scare him into telling the truth! But if there's a better way...!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 29, 2020, 09:35 PM
If you reeealllllly want to pump him for information...
What we're going to need...
is a succubus. Or incubus?
He's into guys, right?
Incubus.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 29, 2020, 09:37 PM
I'm not sure we should do that...

Sex is
For soul mates...
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 29, 2020, 09:45 PM
Who said anything about sex?
They're charmers. They can get him to say anything without even touching him!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 29, 2020, 09:55 PM
OH
They can do that?!

We were taught that they're sex demons that prey on innocent fae and
We need to avoid them at all costs...

I still kinda want to try out the hammer route though. For
Science
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 30, 2020, 06:20 AM
I'll compromise then. I'll get a potion with a little of their
Uhhhh magic in it.

Do hammers even work on you guys?
Oh shit I've heard stories about iron
Does iron really do shit
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 30, 2020, 06:36 AM
Let's try everything! The potion and the hammer and iron and silver too! Why not!

It'll be like a fun experiment! 😃
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 30, 2020, 07:07 AM
You're an evil little thing aren't you? 😂
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 30, 2020, 07:35 AM
😈

Me? Evil? No way!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 30, 2020, 08:42 AM
Hahaha
Well as long as he deserves it I'm on board
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 30, 2020, 08:55 AM
He does!
At least I think he does...

I hope he does... 😬
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 30, 2020, 02:02 PM
Does he or doesn't he?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 30, 2020, 03:39 PM
The thing is...
I don't know him personally...

I'm just helping my friend Nova and Nova thinks he's a bad guy
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 30, 2020, 04:31 PM
Well we can only make our call when we see him.
But it's probably just some kind of misunderstanding
It usually is.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 30, 2020, 06:36 PM
Probably! But in case he turns out to be a really bad guy, I've got the hammer ready!

How come you're so calm, Finn? About everything! You're really
Cold?
Cool?

Chilly?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 30, 2020, 09:06 PM
Chill? Chillaxed? Relaxed? ;)

Part of it's from the mj.
Part of it's just me.

Seems like a waste of time to freak out about everything.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 30, 2020, 09:09 PM
Haha chillaxed! I like that!
But it also sounds like somebody got hacked with an ice axe!

I like that about you. :3
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 30, 2020, 09:19 PM
Huh, it does, now that you mention it. Never thought of it that way!

What, being chill? Thanks ;)
I like your curiosity and adventurous spirit.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 30, 2020, 09:20 PM
I

Like your
Butt!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 30, 2020, 09:32 PM
WhAT
/laughs aloud unexpectedly

Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 30, 2020, 09:49 PM
I like your butt!

It's cute
Like you!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on Apr 30, 2020, 10:25 PM
My butt likes you too hahaha
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 30, 2020, 10:35 PM
Really??
I hope the front part of you also likes me... hehehe

Do you wanna
Have sex?

No illegal sex though! Nova said I couldn't do that or the police would come and arrest me
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 01, 2020, 05:58 AM
The front part too. ;)

This is the weirdest way somebody's ever propositioned me
Sure
But I have no clue what illegal sex is
I mean
We're both adults
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 01, 2020, 06:00 AM
:( Did I do it wrong? Was I supposed to ask another way?

Nova said illegal sex was... lemme check...
No minors, no animals
No public places
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 01, 2020, 07:03 AM
Haha there's no "supposed to"
You're fine ;)

What's wrong with public places?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 01, 2020, 07:23 AM
😮

Nothing! That's what I told Nova!
As long as we're not hurting anybody, why can't we do what we want??
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 01, 2020, 09:09 AM
Like sex under the stars
How can that be illegal right?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 01, 2020, 09:10 AM
Oooh that sounds so romantic! I want to do that!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 01, 2020, 12:22 PM
Dude, let's do it!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 01, 2020, 01:14 PM
🤩 Omg omg I'm so excited!!

Let's go to that place on top of the ridge! Where you can see into the valley and over part of the lake!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 01, 2020, 06:36 PM
You read my mind!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 01, 2020, 06:45 PM
☺ Let's go tomorrow night!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 01, 2020, 06:48 PM
It's a date! ;)
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 01, 2020, 06:58 PM
Hehe I can't wait!

But first...
We're gonna break some knees!!!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 01, 2020, 09:15 PM
Hold on
Only if he deserves it!

I still don't even know who this guy is or what he did
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 01, 2020, 09:24 PM
Right! Right if he deserves it. You're right.

I got carried away, sorry. Hehe
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 01, 2020, 09:29 PM
Don't be sorry
It's cute haha
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 01, 2020, 09:37 PM
Ahaha
Well it's also cute
That you think it's cute!  :blush:

I guess we're just two super cute guys!

Nova was wrong about you. I think your demon side isn't bad at all!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 02, 2020, 04:18 PM
I didn't even know it was there, so it can't be that big!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 02, 2020, 04:21 PM
Or maybe the other part of you is stronger than the demon part!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 02, 2020, 04:24 PM
What, the human part? Hahah! Sure, why not?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 02, 2020, 04:25 PM
You never know! Maybe you're just too nice 😊

After all, demons are fallen angels. That means they were angels once
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 02, 2020, 04:28 PM
Huh. Never thought of it that way!
Not that I'm really worried.
I know who I am, demon or not.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 02, 2020, 04:34 PM
Well of course, the demon part doesn't define you!

But you should still be careful Finn. If people know what you are, they might try to take advantage of you or use you.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 02, 2020, 04:36 PM
Oh too late for that. I mean before the demon part though
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 02, 2020, 04:43 PM
What do you mean?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 02, 2020, 08:36 PM
People use me all the time
But it's cool. I'm used to it
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 02, 2020, 08:48 PM
They do?
All the time Finn?

...

I
I've used you too!
For a place to stay and the weed and
I'm so sorry Finn!!!!!!!! I'm a terrible person!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 02, 2020, 09:13 PM
What?
No way
I offered you everything. :)
And I did it gladly
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 04:03 AM
:( Are you sure?

I don't like the idea of people using you! At all!
I'm going to find them and

Hammer them!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 03, 2020, 09:28 AM
It's okay man
Really
I'm too much of a softy
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 09:42 AM
I think
It's a good thing I came along!
I'll make sure nobody takes advantage of you!!

And if they try, it's gonna be
HAMMER TIME!

(I've been waiting my whole life to make this MC Hammer joke. Bless you Finn for making my dreams come true.)
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 03, 2020, 12:38 PM
😂 have you always been this much of a spitfire?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 12:42 PM
😁 Sure have!

It was harder to be me back home but out here, I can finally be myself.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 03, 2020, 04:28 PM
I like it. ;)
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 04:55 PM
GOOD
Cause

I don't know how to be anybody else!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 03, 2020, 05:05 PM
And you shouldn't have to be!
Don't listen to anybody who says to be something you're not!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 05:14 PM
Oh I won't! If I was someone else, you won't like me anymore!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 03, 2020, 06:54 PM
Hahaha wellllll that's one way of looking at it.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 07:04 PM
AND
Atlas wouldn't like me either!  :struggle:

You're sure he's not a dog shifter right?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 03, 2020, 07:12 PM
100% sure.
I got him as a puppy. Be kinda weird if he never shifted in front of me when he's so young.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 07:17 PM
Okay good!

Good

Just checking!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 03, 2020, 07:19 PM
Can't you tell when you talk to him? :)
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 07:35 PM
Usually I can but dog shifters are tricky! Who knows what they're up to!
Tricky liars, the lot of them!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 03, 2020, 07:59 PM
Really? Haha!
I always assumed dog shifters were like dogs!
I didn't know they were tricky.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 08:20 PM
Oh they are! They're tricky and they lie!!!
Don't trust any of them!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 03, 2020, 08:23 PM
They can't ALL be like that.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 08:25 PM
...well maybe not...

Maybe I just met a bad one...

No wonder all the dogs looked at me funny when I called them cats... :( I feel stupid
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 03, 2020, 09:07 PM
Nah. Not stupid.
You trusted somebody and they lied to you.
That doesn't make you stupid Toby.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 09:13 PM
☹ I need to learn more about the human world so I don't get tricked again.

It doesn't feel very good to be lied to Finn.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 03, 2020, 09:27 PM
Sadly there's no way to know sometimes.  :(
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 03, 2020, 09:37 PM
😕 I'll stick to demons who are nice then...
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 04, 2020, 08:16 AM
That's me!  :booty:
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 04, 2020, 08:18 AM
You might be the only one around for miles! 😗
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 04, 2020, 04:29 PM
That's good for me then!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 04, 2020, 04:47 PM
It is!

Well
Even if there are others, you're still the BEST!!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 04, 2020, 04:53 PM
Hahaha for now, you say that.
Wait until you meet others!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 04, 2020, 05:12 PM
PFFFFPFPFPFP

Not likely
I've already decided that you're the best and therefore, you are
THE BEST
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 04, 2020, 05:46 PM
I'm not gonna argue with that! :3
You're the best too hehe
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 04, 2020, 05:50 PM
Do you really think so??
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 04, 2020, 05:58 PM
Of course I do!
I've never met somebody like you.
But I think we're weirdly compatible, don't you?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 04, 2020, 06:08 PM
And I've never met anyone like you either!

We're very compatible! 😊 We balance each other out I think
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 04, 2020, 06:19 PM
YES exactly and that's how it's meant to be!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 04, 2020, 06:27 PM
Finn maybe we're soul mates!

Do you think we could be soul mates?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 04, 2020, 06:49 PM
Sure, why not?
Is that like an official thing?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 04, 2020, 06:54 PM
OH YOU DON'T KNOW
I forgot you were raised in the human world

It's not like... marriage or anything! But every soul has a mate! Sometimes people meet theirs and
It's a certain feeling

They always say you'll know it when you feel it, when you meet your soul mate
:3 I thought maybe
You could be mine
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 04, 2020, 07:10 PM
Is that what it is?
That CLICK feeling?

Is it okay for part demon souls to mate with fae souls?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 04, 2020, 07:21 PM
YES!! Did you feel it too?! That feeling that we just
Fit? Together?

I've never heard of fae and demons being soul mates but it can't be impossible, surely
Your soul mate should be your soul mate, regardless of the form they take
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 05, 2020, 02:57 PM
I DID.

I didn't think it was a soul mate thing.
I always thought that was a romance movie thing. Haha
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 05, 2020, 03:26 PM
Why can't it be both?

Humans make romance movies to show people being soul mates without realizing what they're doing! It's kind of cute!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 05, 2020, 03:48 PM
It can be both
Apparently it IS both!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 05, 2020, 03:51 PM
Just as long as it's not Disney  :hmph:
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 05, 2020, 04:49 PM
You really hated that comparison didn't you?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 05, 2020, 05:20 PM
😤 They're portraying princes and princesses all wrong!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 05, 2020, 05:27 PM
What're they really like?
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 05, 2020, 06:08 PM
Well
Like me!

And my mother, she's a royal princess. She would rather die before she let a man "save" her! She's a knight commander you know. 😆

The other princes... some of them are spoiled. Others are very rigid about the rules. They would never run off randomly to chase women to save!

Oh it's all wrong Finn, it's all lies! LIES!
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Finley Coldwell on May 11, 2020, 01:39 PM
Whoa, a princess and a knight commander?
That's pretty cool.

And I believe you.
Most of that stuff Disney makes is bullshit anyway.
Title: Re: Shoot the messenger
Post by: Tobias Keene on May 11, 2020, 02:34 PM
GOOD!
See I knew you'd agree with me!

You're my soul mate for sure! :3

Okay we better get a move on though, before that guy gets away.
I'm so excited, my first kidnapping!!