BABE
OMG you will not BELIEVE what happened today!
Rena ImR
UH spill it, right now!
It better actually be EXCITING or I'll be disappointed, sweetie
HAHA
Bitch it's not like you can DO anything to me even if it's boring ;P
But okay so
Thought it was going to be a TOTALLY boring saturday shift at the cafe
And then these ADORABLE middle-aged men came in and just destroyed me
They kept gazing into each other's eyes
and holding hands
and
like they were SO into each other
I'm so jealoussss babe
When do I get to have a guy look at me like I'm the sun and the moon to him?!??!
(She'll shift and bite his pretty face.)
Don't challenge me, sis :3
How disgustingly cute, OMG so jelly too. My fav kind of couple and how do you even last in a relationship that long??
One day! You're pretty and fun, some guy will scoop you right off your feet EVENTUALLY. How are two pretty people like us single?
They might be new... I swear I've seen one of them at the club, but the other one
Omg he's like the cute geeky type <3
I gave them both my number. Heheh
Also
So true
It's a crime for us to be so beautiful and unappreciated babe
Oh~?
How precious!
Of course you did
Right? Honey you know we deserve the HOTTEST of hot guys. Are all other attractive people running out of Hazleton??
We gotta go hunting out some cuties
Fingers crossed one
Or both of them
Call~
SIGH
Cuties are all taken, it seems
Or they're straight
Barf
No offense
But barf
You have to tell me if they do!!
'Barf' Only because you can't have any of the straight ones~.
It's ok hun you gotta save some for me ;)
We'll hunt out some single ones if we reach out enough
And search through all the clubbing
Naturally!
:( I want all of them
You gotta share! Sharing is caring!
You're a bad friend if you try to hoard all the hot guys >:(
I'm not a bad friend!
I'm a greedy friend 😆
Hey are there any cute guys where you work? They're all pretty fit right?
True, I acknowledge. At least you know! :booty:
Pretty much yeah, gotta be in this work. Wellll the ringleader is my type but going after the new boss is WEIRD. He's friendly maybe you'd get on well ;)
A lil bit of a sad guy though so if you don't like your man emotional thennn
I have nothing, dear
None of the other guys talk to me :(
Uhh
Honey I supply the emotional baggage, okay
Nobody else that's hot?
Wait what about this ringleader guy? Why not go for it??
Of course you do :booty:
Hmmm MAYBE Jeremy? He's one of our clowns but out of costume he's a LOOKER. Pretty hazel eyes too
Why not me go for it?? Or let you?
Innnnterresting
And this Jeremy is into men?
Also YOU
YOU go for it!
As far as I've seen! You could pretend to visit me at work and sneak a peek at him if you want ;)
But if you BREAK UP you still have to WORK together. Baby that's akwaaaard
Oooh Lukie likes this idea. I need to see him without clown makeup though
Only I get to look good in clown makeup
Also... true
But what if you make a beautiful couple together??
If you come in the morning before we open you will!
Oh honey you certainly do
That IS very tempting. I feel like I'D end up hurting him, the delicate thing. He acts tough, but with how RUDE some of the older fuckers are to him, I can tell he's sensitive
And you KNOW how biting I can be
You?
Harsh and abrasive and mildly frightening even when you're in a good mood?
NEVER
:P
Excuse you
For pointing out the truth so blatantly
If I didn't like it, dear, I'd cancel getting you a chance with Jeremy.
Maybe I can use my abrasiveness to scare all those jerks away and get on his good favor.
Hm
Any other fun adventures lately or only the cute older couple to envy?
I call it like I see it honey and that's why you love me, don't lie~
And that's a good idea! You can protect him, why not! Gender roles have changed, women don't always need to be the one being saved, damnit.
RISE UP GIRLFRIEND
Alsooo... kinda? I think(?) I'm making progress with that neanderthal down at the Carter ranch? I think?
We had like a whole conversation without anybody yelling
Shit was wild, girl
Fine <3
Yeah! I'm a tough chick, I can be the knight. Making men always be the strong dependable ones is SO cruel. Maybe this fragile man NEEDS a strong lady
Oh~? The one you always attack about your meat murder thing? YOU had a decent convo with HIM? Should I be impressed or in disbelief?
YAS GIRL
You're gonna be his white knight and he's going to like it!
Okay I PROTEST I do not attacc
And also yes
The hot one I keep yelling at
You should be both impressed and in disbelief
...he's just like... super hot. Is Jeremy as hot? Hotter?
Hell YEAH he will!
Mhm mhm whatever you say darling
Sounds accurate. I wish I was there to witness the spectacle
And get a look at his pretty face, too
Sure you're not 'protesting' now purely to see the hottie? I say HOTTER. And he's taller too. A timid one though so we've HARDLY had proper convo... but I've seen him ALL OVER the people I assume were his partner before. If we nudge you into his circle of friends maybe you can charm him with your pretty self ;)
I'm allowed to both protest and to get a look at a hottie, there's no law against that!
But wait
Hotter?
Taller??
You are speaking my language babe
Also I need to get a look at this ringleader fella of yours
Who by the way, total idiot if he doesn't go for a strong woman like you
If you focused all that protesting into making the hottie like you, maybe you'd already have a pretty boy to look at you with love in his eyes~
Best believe it sweetie!
Now that you convinced me to go for him, you better not fall for him when you see him! ;) Dibs.
That's what I think too! And thanks babe
Girl I would NEVER steal your man!
That is not in the code
GOOD
Gotta stay away from each other's... hopeful future lovers. They're hard to come by
The hotties are in the WEIRDEST places, too, I can't be the only one thinking so, right sis? That ranch, the traveling circus I'm in, even the new Library! Not that I have a problem working around a bunch of good lookers like myself... but you expect the cute ones as bartenders... or SOMETHING
Girl preach
They can't ever just be hanging out at the goddamn cafe right?
Noo they have to be fucking
CLOWNS and chicken killers and... ringleaders of circuses
What the fuck
Ever happened to
Meeting somebody on tinder?
Right??
LITERALLY never met anyone hot enough to hit on at a cafe, or even hot enough to give a second glance at
OMG you get it. Tinder and cafes should be staple find-hot-people places
APPARENTLY not
Or maybe it's just this town
All the cuties are taken and
and they don't go to cafes
UGH
UGH is right, girl
This town's weird... And this is coming from a circus performer
So maybe we're lucky!
The cuties who aren't taken could be... PSYCHOPATHS
Ew
No psychos
Nope nope nope only nice cuties plssszzzz
How can we tell the difference?? :horror:
Ummm
Isn't there a test for that kind of thing?
I mean
Psychologists do them in therapy type shit but uh...
We gonna shove everyone into an assessment to find out if they're a 5150?
I don't think there's a way to test it for regular citizens like us, babe
...
Why do you never let me have dreams Rena?
(That makes too much sense LMAO)
Sorry babe
One of us has to be logical SOMETIMES
Habit, found out my lil bro goes to therapy so I learned some stuff :/
What were YOU thinking of, then?
(Suddenly she's the logical one hahahaha)
Ohhh right
How's everything going with him? :(
Also I was thinking of like
Truth potions?
Heee seems to be hanging on, but no one tells me anything so I can't help but wonder and worry sometimes
I'm his big sis, why can't I be relied on a little??
Huh. Like...
From one of those people calling themselves witches around here?
(She has to pretend that's such a foreign thing to her)
Maybe you could talk to them
Share your feelings? Let them know you want to take more responsibility? :\
Alsooo
Yeah? D: Too crazy?
I'll try! you know I don't give up easy.
I think my dad's fine with it, but, we're not biologically related and I spent most of my time at the circus with my aunt so...
I GUESS it'd be hard for Ryder to open up
Don't get a heart attack, but I'm actually REALLY gentle with him
Hmmm
Maybe
Not
Do you know any witches??
Sorry
Having a heart attack
Right now
How dare you
I'll...
Punch you
IN THE DICK
Bitch that's my fetish
Hm
Dammit
I'll...
go tell that pretty ranch boy you
LOVE him
and his meat ;)
I do not LOVE him
I DESPISE him
And I WILL
END
YOU
That sounds like DEFENSIVENESS
DEFENSIVE sounds like I struck a cord
in your little pretty tall boy loving heart
COME GET ME SIS
YOU GONNA BEAT ME WITH YOUR DRAG HEELS?
Bitch I will strangle you with a feather boa
Maybe I'D like THAT, hm~?
GOOD BECAUSE I'LL STRANGLE YOU
THEN LET YOU BREATHE
THEN STRANGLE YOU AGAIN
AND REPEAT
Stay away from that ranch!
And from that stupid caveman Wesley Carter!
GO FOR IT BITCH
Oooh it's SO tempting though, sweetie...
NO DO NOT
I'm almost 1000% sure he's straight
So
DON'T
HUMPH
In that case
FINE
I don't want to ACTUALLY hurt you
'Almost' though?? How can you even tell? What kind of convo did you two have??
Ugh here
*screencaps convo with Wes*
Is he not just like
The king of weirdness? Look at how many times he flip flops
Pretty sure he's not into it
He seems
Indecisive
Or bear with me here
CONFUSED
I mean, some people have to play around a little to find out what they're really into
Hell he could be into both and not know
Idk sweetie
What like
he's in the closet or something? LOL
Maybe!!
In the closet
AND DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HE IS
Or if he's bi would that be...
Halfway in the closet?
Whatever he is
Bi, gay, closeted
He is still
A FILTHY
MURDERER
A very
Hot
'Murderer'
(She sends him photos of juicy hamburger steaks on occasion, I bet it.)
(Luka and I both hate you for that but it's now canon)
STILL A MURDERER
EVEN WITH THOSE BABY BLUES
( :booty:)
Mhm
You know you wanna
give him a SMOOCH
...did you just say
Smooch?
Are you 5? 🤨
No, I typed it :booty:
Hmm
You're not confirming or denying it
I see~
...I would legit go down on him so hard
But he's a murderer so
That makes that highly unlikely
I have morals okay
And standards
(He doesn't)
You DO?
Where, I've never seen them
;)
I've always had them!!!!
I'm a VEGAN
I HAVE MORALS
I meant your standards
Wait
Would that line up with your morals?
You can still like someone who has DIFFERENT MORALS
(She's only smart sometimes.)
HE HAS NO MORALS
HE'S A MURDERER
JUST because he's not VEGAN?
That ONE thing??
Babe, plz
What? NO
Because
HE
MASS
MURDERS
ANIMALS
FOR
A
LIVING
And you're probably killing all the little critters crawling on the ground outside
With every
step
of
the heel
Poor little ants
But really, what do you think of carnivorous animals then? Do you think animals are ALL FUCKING FRIENDS IN NATURE?
...
Okay...
I'm sorry babe
Did I step too far?
I was mostly messing around with you
It's fine
Are you coming to book club this week?
Of course! Still in town, so I wouldn't miss it, honey
BRING WINE
So much wine omg
I mean uh
We need wine to
Appreciate the literature
Oh HELL yes
Of course, wine is classy people booze so
It fits RIGHT in with literature
We can enjoy the books more that way
ANd plan when I can let you get a peek at Jeremy ;)
I love wine I would marry it if it was legal
Oh right
Jeremy
Can you get me a pic first?
UGH, yes
If I was rich I'd have a wine cellar
He completely missed me taking a photo before
so I already have one ;)
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Can't believe he believed me say I was just watching a video
Hold up
That's Jeremy?
He told me his name was Shay!
What???
You met him before?
HE'S USING A FAKE NAME WITH PEOPLE?
I guess...?
Maybe he doesn't want people to know he's a clown...
(For some reason it's now showing me the correct image but this is more fun, continue to ignore it XD)
...
I can
see why
That does make sense
Where did you meet him?
Bumped into him at the store
I helped him pick out avocados...
Was that...
it?
Small chatter or
did you flirt a little?
No that was it, he looked confused so I helped
In my defense I wasn't feeling well that day so I was off my game
That's nice
WELL either way
you've met... so that does make it easier
if you're interested
I guess
But now I'm kinda weirded out by the name thing
So...
Idk if I want to get into that?
Yeah
uh
Maybe the ringmaster knows what's up with that...
so don't give up completely
I hope so...
He is cute but like
I don't want to date a crazy
I've had enough of those
I just want a normal guy with ONE NAME that he sticks to
I get you, hun
I'm sure he can enlighten me with details, and then you can properly flirt!
That's definitely WEIRD but who knows
If he turns into a crazy I'll dick punch him for you, babe
You have a weird obsession with dick punching
Just saying
(LOL)
...
I might be a little sadistic
And besides, it works to stop jerk guys!
IT'S SELF DEFENSE
I don't know the equivalent for chicks though, not my point
Now you're justifying your weird obsession with dick punching...
And getting defensive...
Hm
Yeah, OK, I fully acknowledge it
I'm a weirdo
Yeahh...
But hey we always knew that
You just stay away from my dick though
No punching down there
Hard to be COMPLETELY normal and part of a traveling CIRCUS
And you still love me ;)
I promise! No dick punches for you babe
Speaking of which when are you guys leaving again? :(
And of course I do
Always
A month, which feels like a long time... but never enough when you're in a town where there are friends :/
Love it
but it can be sad missing people
Awe
I love you too
We'll love each other forever, best bitches together, babe
Shoot a whole month
That's so long
Book club babes forever!
It goes by so fast though!
So take advantage of every moment you have me
Hell yes <3
Well then you better get your ass down here honey!
Yes indeed, sister ;)
(Did you want to do a thread with them? I'm fine now or later, even though she can't creep with him on Jeremy yet lmao)
Maybe later? I want to close some out first :)
(Hit me up whenever for it. :) Maybe we can combine it with our idea with Nu lol. Back to class for me~)