*using an old flip phone*
Hey Devvy
I need some cash
Can you look in the cookie jar in the cupboard, see what's in there?
Devlin Quayle
I have some extra money.
How much?
Almost 400 in my boot.
Holy shit
How the fuck
Who did you kill to get that much??
...uh.... you know. Working...
Stole it huh? ;)
Yeah... don't tell Mom!
What if I did? :P
You better pony up if you want me to keep quiet~
How much do you need?
200
I'll pay you back when I can
Okay.
What do you need it for?
Bad guy stuff
Buying a death ray to burn down old man McGinty's house
You know
The usual
Usual stuff.....
:gamble:
Yep
Usual stuff
Nothing for you to worry about
You still gonna watch that movie with me tonight? Didn't forget, did you?
No. I'm not the one that forgets. :(
Heeey not fair
Stuff just
Gets in the way sometimes
Tonight for sure, or else i'll
Chop off a foot
I'm gonna hold you to it~
You can even keep the severed foot
For your collection ;)
I don't think I'm gonna start adding body parts to my collection...
So that's where you draw the line? Lmao
Yeah, because I steal body parts all the time.
What kinda question is that?!
Hey I offered to give you mine so that's not stealing!
...what?
You gotta take it if somebody gives it to you
No. :( I don't want no stinky foot.
Excuse me
My feet are clean
You're the one who used to come running into bed with me
And I'd end up with your dirty feet mashed into my face in the morning
Your dying detached foot would stink.
Don't lie.
Not if you preserved it right
Why are we still talking about this? It's gross.
You're gross
You find where I hid your christmas present yet?
I don't think even you can ferret it out this time
I don't even think it's in the apartment.
Haha it is though
Sure you're looking hard enough?
Is it by your stinky foot that you want to get rid of so bad?
No, it's by the razor I'm gonna use
To shave off that mop you call hair
Now you just sound like mom.
Excuse you
You wanna get beat, punk
Comparing me to mom?? 🔪
You're too cute to be scary. :dizzy:
Cute
CUTE
🖕
That's it
I'm coming home
To kick your scrawny ass
Thanks for the warning. ;)
If you leave
You can't come home
Cause I'll
Be
Waiting
Devlin
Not forever :3
Yes forever Devlin
I'm gonna camp out here
Forever
Waiting
😡
Still not intimidated?
...
I'm gonna throw away
Everything in your room
SCARED NOW?
You wouldn't.
Nice stash Devvy
Shame if
SOMETHING WERE TO HAPPEN TO IT
Leave my stuff alone!
No
I'm throwing away
These toothbrushes
And this
...is this a jar of rubber bands? Wtf
Stop! You never know when you'll need those things!
Why are you being such an ASSHAT?
Oh now I'm an asshat?
Now it's not funny anymore, you little punk?
No! It's not!
Apologize
For saying I sound like mom
And I'll only throw away 1 toothbrush
What!
No way. That's not fair.
Lose 1 toothbrush
Or lose all of them
Your pick!
I'll just get more
Jerk
I'll keep throwing em away
Fuck you. :(
I'm gonna wash that dirty mouth out with soap tonight
Now apologize
No.
You sound even MORE like mom.
Apologize
Or I'm really clearing out this room
No.
Apologize
Or this box of
Oh hey these are the comics we drew when we were little
These comics are gonna get it 🔪
No.
And I'm not coming home.
Oho
Ditching movie night then?
You don't want to know where I hid your xmas present?
Never gonna see mom again either?
All of the above! :balloon:
Okay cool
Good luck out on the streets
Don't get raped or nothing kay <3
/blocks contact
(He can go stay with Stef lol At the ranch that's not even his.)