FUCK DUDE
THAT GUY WE RAN INTO LAST NIGHT WAS PART OF THE FUCKING JADE DRAGONFLIES.
ABORT
ABORT
I ALREADY SET THE THING UP I CAN'T ABORT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN ABORT
YOU HAVE TO ABORT
JADE
DRAGONFLIES
DUDE I JUST SAID
I ALREADY SET IT UP
THE GUY IS COMING
THEN RUN IDIOT
WHERE??
I'm coming over to your house! You can't leave me to die!!! We're in this together dude!
DO NOT lead them back to me! What the hell!?!
I can't go home now, I got a little brother and sister there!
What? Sister? Since when?
Dude I got two sisters and two brothers!
Wait, who are you again?
What
Who do you think I am??!?!
Chris!
Until you said you had SISTERS!
Who are you?!
I'M CHRIS' FRIEND!
Curly? Remember?
Oh right, that guy.
You didn't even drive, did you?
In the race?
... >.>
I
Watched!
Not the same, pal!
But hey, if you could pass this info along to Chris... that would be good.
We really fucked up this time.
Dude
You don't understand
Chris is GONE. He told me to set up the deal to show up that guy he lost to and he BAILED!!
WHAT
Wtffff
That asshole!!
YEAH WELL
THINK HOW I FEEL
GETTING SUCKERED INTO THIS SHIT MAN
YOU? WE BOTH got suckered into it!
YEAH
So uh
We need to like get together and figure out what to do now right?
Cause...
The thing's set up and I can't stop it now and it's probably gonna piss off a whole lotta people.........
Unset it up!
I cannot!!!!
The guy's on his way!!!!!!!
THEN GET OUT OF THERE.
DUDE I AM
ALREADY ALMOST AT YOUR PLACE
WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS
I'm ditching my place
kbai
=_=
I literally see you now dude
DITCHING
I SEE YOU
AND I'M FOLLOWING YOU
Don't drag me into this!!
YOU WERE IN IT IN THE FIRST PLACE DUDE
Oh right.
It was kinda my idea wasn't it...
YEAH
YEAH IT WAS
DUDE
Well I'm still getting the hell out of here.
Right
I'm with you buddy
*stalks*
fuck
was that you just now?
You mean that crunching sound?
...no...
fuck!
I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOU
WAIT FOR ME!!
head to that strip club
Ricurbb4h4hfn
I'm in! Omg
Where do we hide?!
Chill. I think we're safe now.
Hey dumb question
What were we running from?
Jade Dragonflies.
I told you!
No I know THAT
But like
What
SPECIES
They're not all the SAME, boi!
They're like, sylphs and shit, but there's shifters and goddamn vamps too!
Nobody said anything about VAMPIRES!!!
Aw, you scared of them?
I'm not
Not scared of them
:hide:
They're creepy dude!
They're not that bad
When they're not AFTER YOU
They did that crazy shit in the suburbs!
And how do you know they won't come up behind you and take your blood at ANY TIME?!
Like I said, not that bad...
WHEN THEY'RE NOT AFTER YOU
Drinking blood's just not right dude.
Uh hey btw
What are you?
Bathroom at the club.
...why?
No what
What are you
Are you one of us? Like uh
Special?
Thought you said where.
Why you asking WHAT?
That's rude.
WHAT are you?
It's not RUDE! It's a NATURAL question to ask dude!
I'm a shifter! There. Now you
I'm a sylph. That's how I know there's at least one in the Jade Dragonflies.
We might be
related.
Oh shiit, that's... not good...
But if they're like your cousin or something, would they hurt you?
Boi, even cousins can go for the throat.
I dunno what kinda cousins you got but... mine don't hate me enough to want to kill me...
Don't get me wrong, they hate me too, just
they wouldn't shoot me or nothing
What'd you do to them?
What do you mean, what did *I* do?
I'll tell you this because you might not know it:
Fae like us come from different courts, if you will. And one of them is dark and one of them is light. And we don't always get along together.
Sooo... you guys are feuding basically?
....yeah.
Wow, and I thought my family was dysfunctional...
How long you think they'll keep chasing us?
Oh you know.
Probably
forever
Forever
As in
Forever
Until we die
haha nah I'm just messing with you
sylphs have short attention spans
they'll probably lose interest in like a day or two
What?
Are you serious or are you messing with me again? I can't even tell anymore!!
They'll get over it
As long as we lay low for a while
Yo I know this place in the woods that's pretty well hidden. You wanna go hide there and hang until this blows over?
My little bro hides out there with his friend, they got the place all set up and everything. I think they even have snacks!
Well shit, you had me at snacks.
But
Snacks was the last thing I said so how...
Okay whatever that's not even important
So you're down? Do we have to make a break for it now, out of this club?
Shit yeah I don't know
They're not in the bathroom with me
I think
Hold on do you hear that?
Cops! Sirens!
TIME TO SPLIT
I'm going out the window!!!!
WAIT FOR ME
Meet you out back! We can hop a bus to the hiding place together
The 6? Yeah?
6B
6A will take us too far out and you know how creepy those woods are
Yeah man fuck that noise
God yeah. After that last corpse they found there, I'm like
NO WAY MAN NOT EVER
The body count in this town is crazy
Well they're not adding OURS to the pile!!!
Why haven't we got the fuck outta dodge yet? :gtfo:
Idk about you but I got parents and 4 siblings here...
And I got no money soo...
Yeah I got family here too
but why they gotta be so dumb?
Who needs money? We can make it on the way out!
Um
Make it how? Washing dishes?
Don't you have ANY skills?
Like busking or whatever?
Or stealing?
I got sneaky fingers.
Ohh you mean like that
Uh
I'm pretty good at distracting, tbh
Not so much sneaky, but people seem to notice me. Heheh
Yeah I kinda have that problem too
...dude
I totally don't even know what you look like and we've been talking and running from psycho gangsters for
Uh
Like an hour
Guess I'm not that memorable after all then
But hey, I don't know you from Jack, either!
Well yeah, running for your life does that to you! All I saw was like a shadow from your house and then
Oh wait
You have black hair
...black hair? Pretty sure I was following a guy with black hair
Tall?
Yep. And leather jacket.
Ohhh ...that's you!!
You're pretty noticeable then, yeah.......
Thanks
I think?
In a good way dude!!
hehe thanks
but I still don't know what YOU look like
Yeah you're
Noticeable like. In a good looking, totally doable way! :3
I'm the guy with curly brown hair!
Oh yeah, I saw you
hahahaha
aren't we a pair
Pair of knuckleheads? Heehee
Pair of something. That's for sure.
Pair of innocent guys on the run from crazy vampires and shit
We should have our own sitcom
Y'know I'm more of an action adventure type guy myself
Oh is this a movie now?
Then I like
hoRRoRRRRR
C'mon dude you know in horror movies, the good-looking guys always go first!
That's US man!!
Oh yeah, we're not Final Girls, so we'd be screwed.
And we're not the scrappy couple either, so we'd never make it to the end
D: We're not even minorities!
Well I'm not
Damn
Best get to smoking some pot then, son.
Heheh funny you should say that...
You smoke pot?
Of course! Don't you?
Yeah man.
You got any?
Sure do
When we get to the hideout, I'll share my stash. ;)
Damn. Snacks. Pot. You got it allllll
Well the snacks are my bro's
The pot is mine
I sorta carry a little on me for emergencies cause I'm a prepared kinda guy
Too bad you weren't prepared for the JDs eh
I wonder what happened back there
Uh
Prepared to have a good time is what I meant. Not prepared to fight. >.> Lover. Not fighter.
Maybe the cops scared them off...
I'm not too fond of fighting either.
And the timing was crazy 😝
These beautiful faces, you know, they're valuable. LOL
Sometimes you get lucky though. Super lucky the cops came and bailed us out!
Which is not something I thought I'd EVER say
Honestly
Me either. Normally the cops are after me
ME TOO!
These guys got no chill man. The supernatural ones are even worse. All lecturing, all the time.
Omg
I knooooooow
How have we not met before
Maybe we were too busy running and hiding from cops to run into each other! LMAO
Do you race?
I don't have a car or bike but... I kinda wanna try. It seems like such a rush!
It's the best shit in the world
I mean yeah, it looks amazing dude! I got so much respect for racers
It's another way to get money, too
Bets ;)
Oh definitely, you won't believe how much money I've lost on bets on shitty drivers hahaha...
Maybe I should've bet on you!
Uh YEAH
Always bet on me!
You gonna race again once this is over?
Who's gonna stop me?
The cops? Hahahahaha
Good point 😂
Dude we should've totally been friends a long time ago
Weird, right? Same circles, same friends, no meeting in the middle.
Well to be fair we only know Chris
Who turned out to be a scumbag
Guess we're friends now though hahaha
Can't share a hideout and weed with a non friend 😏
good point
and seriously, fuck Chris
that ahole
:/ I thought he was a cool guy
Until he wasn't
I can't believe he sold us out man
to the goddamn jade dragonflies!
what kinda name is that anyway?
LOL
Aren't dragonflies super weak?? Kids play with them in the summer
I bet my cousin named them.
Oooh, dragonflies~
It's a little gay, I'm not gonna lie...
Surprised they're not butterflies~
Hahaha! Omg we should
Change all their stupid tags downtown from dragonflies to butterflies 😂
AH SHIT,
WE SHOULD
DUDE
YES!
👊
Imma get the paint!
Bro
BRO we gotta wait till the heat dies down first!!
Before we go poking the hornet's nest!
Mehhhhh
😒 somebody's gonna die aren't they?
What the hell?
Where did you get THAT idea?
I meant US
No way! We're not dying!
Promise? I'll do it if we don't get killed
Do what now?
Change their tags downtown!
Look if you're scared of dying for tagging, then you don't have to.
I'm not forcing anybody to do shit that scares them
Nah see I got a new plan
I'm going as a dog
And leaving as a dog
So they can't pin me down as a human, all they'll know is my dog scent heheh
Hey! What about me?
Well you
Wear a lot of cologne or something, that'll throw them off the scent!
*stupid dumbass*
I dunno what kinda magic you guys do!
I can fly! If I go elemental.
Not like...
superman or anything
Then you fly away!
I dunno, how're they gonna catch a dog and some air right?
Haha! Good point, my man!
Yeah dude!
Let's GET IT
You hear that just now?
That was you, right?
Yeah sorry I kicked a can or something. I see you now bro.
*WAVE*
HEy---
*realizes he doesn't have to text anymore*
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