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here ya go
LOOOL
I laughed irl omg
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glad I could help!
do you need more?
Yessss
Always!
Always need more memes my dude!
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this is one of my faves
Lololololll
Omg that reminds me of my big brother
He wore that kinda horse mask one halloween and I cried the whole night we went trick or treating
Back when I was like 6!! Not now. Obv.
That's so mean!
I've never done that to my brothers
but I am guilty of telling them about the goblins in the forest.
You got brothers too? How many?
Which forest do you mean? Cause I've seen some stuff man
Oh yeah, I've got 5 of them. My poor mother, right?
The one by the school. I go there sometimes with my friends.
HOLY MOLY 5 BROTHERS
Uh
Yeah wow. Are you the youngest? Middle of the pack? I'm the youngest. :3
Dude. Those woods are haunted. Like LEGIT. Haunted.
I'm actually the oldest. An oldie talking to a youngie, huh?
Wait how old are you?
And yeah they are. Confirmed.
Hey you can't be THAT much older
I'm 14! You?
True. I could be younger than you but still the oldest in my family.
But it seems I'm not.
I'm 15. We must've seen each other around school then.
I'm Lyle. I live at the pig farm between the school and the woods.
Ohhhhhh LYLE
I'm Kero! The... one... who's Kero I guess. Idk my family doesn't do stuff. Lmao
Um. Oh I hang out with Andy, his parents own that cafe downtown.
ANYWAY yeah I've seen you around at recess. :D Is it true pigs eat EVERYTHING?
Oh yeah, I know the one. You guys are there a lot because of that, right?
And yep, pigs'll eat anything you give them. That's why we have to be careful what gets in their pen.
We've got goats, too!
Yup! We get free cinnamon twists! Plus Evie lives there too, and she's SO PRETTY. *-*
Yo, that's sick! Hey you ever try bringing a goat into the woods? Like you know, to lure out the ghosts and stuff?
I've seen her. She is pretty but she seems really obsessed with the guy that works there.
Are goats known for bringing out ghosts?
That would be Tim. :| Yeah she has a crush on him but you know. One day maybe...
You hang out with that girl a lot thouuugh. We've all seen you! Are you guys dating?!
Goats are like the default sacrifice dude! Anyway I'm almost like 100% sure there's werewolves in those woods too. My brother Kinley said he was almost eaten by one when he was in there with Dr--with his
Friend
Crushes do change over time. You just have to be around for her heart to change.
Who? Iris? Nah, never. My friend obviously has his eyes on her so that'd be a dick move.
I don't think ghosts want goats. Maybe satan does. 😆
Yeah, there are, although my dad says they were farther up north and it's weird they're heading down here. Something must be going on up there.
Oooh, my bad! :hide:
Not just ghosts in the woods my dude!
Wait how does your dad know about the werewolves??
Oh I guess I should have mentioned... half my family are witches.
BRO
FOR REAL?
Wait witches? Aren't those like
women?
Guys can be too. If you're thinking of warlocks, they're totally different.
OHHHH
Wow that's wild
So what kinda magic can you do?
And hey, do you know anything about
Dragons?
Plant stuff. Animal stuff. Nature stuff, basically. It's great for being a farmer's son. haha!
I don't know much about dragons, though. Sorry. My mom might, though.
Neat! You make stuff grow fast!!
...is that how your dad grows those GIANT pumpkins??
OOH. Can you ask her where dragons live?
That's not my dad. That's my mom's doing. ;)
And sure. I can ask. Now you've got me curious too.
Please lemme know ASAP!!
And um
Just out of curiosity, since you're the oldest...
Would you ever like... ditch your younger brothers? You know, if you ever met somebody...
Why would I do that? Of course not.
Are you worried your brother is going to abandon you?
Kinda...
maybe...
It's just you know, after he met
His friend
I dunno. He's not the same anymore. :\
Oh? Bad influence? Something like that?
Do you think he was bitten or taken over? There's a lot of that going around.
Um... something like that, yeah.
I dunno about being BITTEN though. I... hope not? That's freaky.
But his
Friend
It's the dragon guy. Do dragons do biting or taking over??
I think it depends on the dragon. There's lots of different kinds. I don't think they do in general though.
Oh thank god
What different kinds of dragons are there?
I know about the ones that come back to life
But they're just like regular people, right? And the one my brother's with, he's like an ink dragon and he can draw cool stuff
Wow. I've never heard of that kind of dragon honestly. I know about luck dragons and void dragons and stuff.
The reborn ones I think my mom said she dated one when she was younger.
These other dragons...
Where do you find them? Can anybody go and find one??
Is there anything special about the reborn guys? Other than being dragons, I mean. Like... do they have super powers?
I don't think so. They live somewhere else.
I'm not sure since they're reborn into human bodies.
My brother found his dragon in a card. It was just laying around, can you believe that?!
I guess humans are humans after all. *sigh* Nothing special about regular old humans.
That's weird. I don't think that's normal. Could be magic. Okay most likely is magic. Maybe an illusion?
And you never know. Like maybe they hold onto a bit of their old selves. Say a luck dragon is reborn as a human. They could still be super lucky!
He seemed real... I touched him! And he could switch between his dragon and human forms! It was really cool. But he got sent away to some other dimension so we're trying to find a way to get him back.
Is there a way to check if somebody has powers?
Some people with loads of magic can bring over beings from other dimensions. I'm just confused about the card. Maybe a conduit?
Who are you thinking of? Maybe I can tell.
Oohhh so the card might still be useful! How come you know so much Lyle???
It's Andy.....
My mom! And her family. My granny's been telling stories about magic since I was "knee high to a grasshopper." :P
Andy? From school? I never got any vibes off him but I don't know him that well.
Isn't he your best friend?
What kinds of stories??
And yeah he is... but apparently he's just a human huh?
About witches and magic and the forest. You should meet her sometime.
What's wrong with being "just a human"? But you know, I think mom said that her old boyfriend could do things after she opened up some of his old memories. It's still a human body but even human bodies can do amazing things. Like us witches, we're in human bodies, there's nothing different about them. I think it's something to do with the soul.
CAN I?! REALLY??
...cause... humans aren't as cool as WITCHES and DRAGONS Lyle! But I dunno if I could do that to Andy. Haha... How did she open up memories? Did she knock him on the head? xD
Yeah, why not? She loves telling her stories to anybody who will listen.
I'm not actually sure. Probably magic. Our family line is all about healing and growth. Maybe she did it that way.
COOL! I'm gonna come over on the weekend! If that's okay with you guys!
I... yeah, I got nothing. Maybe I'll try knocking him over the head first. Hehe...
What about Ollie?
Oliver I mean. Is he...?
It's okay. Just be aware that my little brothers will be all over you.
What about Oliver?
Why's that??
Oliver, is he... special?
Yeah but I'm not sure he knows?
Kinda weird.
And my brothers love new people.
Whaaat
I always knew he was different from everybody else!!!
What is he?
Not sure I should say. I'd say ask him but I really don't think he knows, so...
Tell meeeeeeeeeee
Plsssssss
I won't say anything to anybody!
Have you heard of incubi or succubi?
*quick google*
UM
They're like um
Sex demons??
NO WAY OLLIE IS A SEX DEMON
I mean he's super cute but
But
But
No way he'd still be alive if he was a full on... ahem... sex demon.
But he's got some in his blood for sure.
He doesn't know it but he kinda steals energy from people around him.
He does?
To everybody around him?
Is it dangerous? But it's not like Ollie's doing it on purpose right, cause he doesn't know!
Not everybody. Not even all the time.
See you got the sex part right. It needs to be that kind of energy.
So say you have a dirty thought...
and what does half the school have on their mind...
especially around somebody that unconsciously attracts them...
Oh haha... I get it now.
But what if somebody has a real crush on him?
Or is that just cause he's an incubus?
If you still have a crush on him when he's not around, it's real.
Oh that seems
Simple
But dating him would probably be hard
Cause everybody would... you know... around him
And yet he's still single.
He's shy! And he lives with that creepy guy
...it's probably the creepy guy tbh cause Ollie's awesome
Sorry, that wasn't meant as an insult. I just meant he doesn't seem driven by his bloodline.
Oh no it's not that, it's just shocking. Haha... To a human, I mean.
But Ollie's a nice guy. I'm sure even if he knew what he was, he wouldn't
Take advantage of people
They have to. :(
What? What do you mean they HAVE to??
They die without it. That's why he's unconsciously pulling energy like that.
Oh...
And 1 person won't be enough for him?
I'm not sure. I guess it depends on how much is in his bloodline. He seems to get by fine so far.
So there's a chance!
Uh
I mean... well you know...
Don't worry. I'm not going to tell people you like him.
I can see if he likes you though.
Heheh... please don't tell anybody. I'll get teased soooo bad, you don't even know!!!
How can you tell if he likes me? Unless he makes googly eyes while I'm not looking. HaHA
It's an energy people let off. Warm.
I'm a sun witch. I'm not sure if you know the difference but it's kind of our thing. :)
Sun witch? That sounds warm too. Haha
If you could do that though... that'd be AWESOME!
Is there anything I can do for you??
Sure! Visit my granny like you said. She doesn't get enough visitors these days and she'll love you.
Also cauuuse you guys have heard all her stories and you don't wanna be forced to hear 'em again by your mom and dad? :P
Maaaaaybe just a little.
Hehehe well I'm not complaining! I'll listen to all her stories!!
Ooh I can get you free cinnamon twists at Andy's parents' cafe too. :3 You should hang out with us some time! Or come have lunch with us!
Sure. Name a time and I'll be there.
Not much going on at the farm since it's winter.
How about tomorrow?
And we can check out the woods together after!
Now that we have an expert with us! :3
Want me to bring anybody along?
Do you know any other witches or... or special supernatural people that go to our school?
Ooo... and Oliver maybe? So you can see if he likes me? :D
I can bring Oliver. We can see what he thinks of you.
There's a couple of others I know of but I don't think they'd want to go.
Thank you thank you! You're the besssttt!!!!!
How come the others won't come? Are they scared of the woods? Is it that bad in there? What if we just go a little bit inside, but not all the way?
Not scared.
I mean there's a lot of them. Like Iris and Sam. Iris can see dead people.
She sees dead people? Ew... I mean cool, but... ew...
I see what you mean though. I guess we're not really cool enough to hang out with them. Hehe... Oh well. We still got you!! SUN WITCH WHOOT
It's kinda cool. I can't even sense them but she can see them. Tip: there's some dead people in the forest.
Sam's just a shifter though, if that helps. The town's kinda full of people like us. I'm not saying you're not cool enough. If you really want to meet them all, I can arrange it.
Ghosts can't hurt us, can they? Unless there are zombies...!!
You're saying... this entire town is full of magic?! How come you let people in too?
Ghosts can possess people if they're strong enough. I've never seen a real zombie but they probably exist too.
Actually, I'm not sure. I guess that's something to ask granny!
*SHIVER* Like I said... we can just go in a little ways, into the woods! Haha...
Aren't you guys scared the government's gonna take you away and experiment on you?? Or does the government already know?!
I think we're supposed to be protected here. Although I don't know anymore after what happened to those shifters. And that weird fog.
Ohhh the fog!! I saw stuff in the fog! That wasn't you guys?!
And what happened to the shifters? What
What are shifters?
No... It was something older, I think.
Shifters are people that shift between human and animal forms.
In the news, you would have only heard that a bunch of coyotes and rabbits were ravaged by what they're calling poachers but
it was definitely something else.
OMG those were... PEOPLE?
I went by the school when the rangers were taking out the... the corpses! I thought they were just animals...
Why would anybody wanna hurt them?
There's a lot of hunters around lately so that's what mom thinks did it. Granny says no, though.
Whatt does granny say? Who does she think did it?
Omg I can't believe there's people who wanna hurt you guys. You're AWESOME! Those people are just plain monsters man
Granny says it was something...
Well this is embarrassing but I don't know how to spell or pronounce it, but it's something in the old tongue.
Is it
Like a... Reaper?
Yeah!
...where did you hear that?
That's what Dragon said they were
He was supposed to be one of them but he didn't hurt us and he protected us
...he also said something about obeying a Master. Idk what that was all about.
You think somebody controlled those reaper things?
Definitely. Maybe the thing my granny was trying to tell us about!
Ooh so she knows more about this Master guy!
HeY
HEY LYLE
A couple weeks ago, I ran into the guy who sent Dragon away in the park! It was RYAN! The motel guy!
You think... he could be that Master guy? If he can control Dragon, and Dragon was supposed to be a reaper????
Ryan? That's weird.
But he does have that hotel out here.
Maybe. I wonder if we should check it out...
He gave us candy one time... and he seemed nice... but at the park he was really DIFFERENT
Will we get hurt if we go there? I heard the motel's closed now and all his family moved away...
Maybe he left something behind?
It is pretty weird, though. He always seemed so nice. And... young but I guess that doesn't mean much.
You think he
was wearing somebody's skin?
Like in those scary movies!
That's uh... wow, that
Yeah, maybe?
EWWWWW GROSS
He's a serial killer!
OMG
Like
Like Leatherface!
YEAH
WE GOTTA TELL SOMEBODY
THE COPS
NO WAIT NOT THE COPS
They're dirty Lyle! This one cop who came to "help" us, he was in it with Ryan!!
Maybe it's just up to us.
Us??
You, me and Andy??! And maybe Ollie???
Yeah!
What can WE do??
The only one with powers is YOU!
I'm a human, Andy's useless, Ollie's a sex demon...
You said it was empty, right? We're mostly just looking around.
But you're right, that's not much protection. What if we run into something while we're there?
Like reapers...
Is there a protection spell thingy you can do? Maybe?
And we gotta tell somebody we're going cause
My mom always tells me to do that if I'm going somewhere, so if I don't come back, she can call the cops
Yeah, protection and detection. I can do that.
I'll tell granny. She'll know what to do if we don't come back.
And we're just going to LOOK right? So... we can run if something weird happens!
Yeah, there's no reason to play hero.
Haha
Man! You're like
SO COOL LYLE
Thank you, thank you.
But you're cool, too.
Most people would be freaking out right now.
Psh those people are clearly UNCOOL
Cause the only freaking out I'm doing is over how
COOL YOU ARE
:butterflies:
Haha!
Well, come prepared this weekend, then!
I'll tell Oliver about it. He'll probably come along. He seems to like this stuff.
Ooh okay! What should I bring? Snacks? Flashlight?
...rape whistle? lololol
Yes, yes, and let's call it a normal whistle. It could help. Maybe.
Yeah it's just a neon yellow whistle. Pretty loud though.
Anything else? Garlic maybe?
Garlic doesn't work that well.
Got anything silver?
Spoons? Silver spoons?
My mom can't know we took them though!
Yes! I think my granny has an old silver hand mirror I can take along. Haha. And show whatever it is ITS OWN REFLECTION. WHoooo!
YEAH WE GOT THIS LYLE!!!!!!!
Okay so we're meeting at the farm this weekend, right?
Yessssss
And lunch with us tomorrow at the cafe!
I'll let Andy know what we're doing
:D SO EXCITED
See you tomorrow!