Hey handsome ;)
You got any more of that prystal stuff?
Ian Yi
Of course. I always have a stash.
What are you willing to do for it?
I can say please
Pretty please 😘
Or I can just pay what i paid last time ;)
I'm most amenable to the last suggestion, yes.
You're what?
I thought you were Chinese..........
(He's thinking of Armenian lool)
...
I said nothing about that.
I was saying I was agreeable.
Eyyy
Sweet
We're not gonna be interrupted again are we?
I'll make sure of it.
Ooo promises promises
Hey
Just out of curiosity
What is it that you get out of this?
Obviously I get more boys for the harem.
o-kay
I meant like
What's the end game? You get a bajillion boys for your harem
Still weird, btw, calling it a HAREM
harem
weird
What endgame?
I just enjoy my life, unlike a number of these vampires with their silly motivations.
So you're saying, you're gonna just
Fuck around
Until you eat a garlic by accident or forget to put on sunscreen or something?
I like being a vampire.
I also like being alive. So to speak.
How do I get to be one?
Drink the blood of a vampire.
I thought you weren't interested?
Well
Looking this good FOREVER
Not a bad thought
Yes, that's how I see it too.
Being practically immortal is nice, too. ;)
Eh ...yeah
But if you're ugly then it's more like a curse right? Lol
Lucky for both of us, I only turn attractive men.
So I have the best chance outta anybody here, is what I'm hearing ;)
Of course.
well shit
I could have a harem of my own then!!
loooooool
Oh you think you can compete with me?
Maybe :P
That would make things interesting... I've gone uncontested for such a long time.
You might prove more entertaining than I originally thought.
And how entertaining was I originally thought to be?
You're a sassy thing, so you were already entertaining.
I don't really know if I could quantify the exact amount of entertaining I found you.
But it's definitely risen.
Sassy...
I'm usually called something else, not sassy. Lmao
Well for the record, you're pretty SASSY yourself ;P
Oh, do they say "bitchy"? I hate that word.
Bitchy's a little too gay even for me man
But nah, usually it's a mix of swear words
People around here don't seem to have a sense of humor like they do back home
You're lucky you're not from the time I was born. Talk about lacking a sense of humor...
...I still can't believe I fucked a senior citizen, btw...
Gross. Don't call me that.
Hahaha!
It's true though!
I hardly count as a senior citizen. I've never been old.
Well yeah cause you cheated!
I'd rather cheat and stay young and beautiful forever than turn into an old wrinkled prune.
;) hey relax
I'm joking!
You're the hottest old prune like
Ever
You think you're being so funny.
No sir
I'm being sassy :booty:
Ooh...
Get over here so I can punish you.
You gonna take a cane to my behind? ;D
No, that's what a senior citizen would do, you cheeky bastard.
I dunno, I might enjoy it anyway
A cane to the behind?
:spin: Maybe...
Hm... across it or inside?
You're being facetious but I've had things up there
It's not really fun or entertaining
Ah yes, I recall you didn't like that.
Lucky for you, I can be
accommodating
I'm
Flexible
But I mean nobody likes a sore ass, you know? You just happened to do it well enough that I didn't mind it last time. ;)
Are you? But not for a cane?
That's all right. We can experiment.
Sir
Kind, good sir
I'm not into that shit
The only thing I want, need or desire up there, if I absolutely have to, is a dick. One whole dick. That's good enough for me or anybody
I am not sticking a cane up there, good sir.
I'm saying we can try a little spanking with it. Or did you change your mind?
Do I also get to wield the cane??
You think you're going to spank me?
Know
I know I will
I doubt it but it'll be interesting to watch you try.
I'm a pretty persuasive guy, Ian
Plus I got these young man reflexes ;P
Young human reflexes.
Excuse me
That's discrimination
It's not discrimination. It's true. Vampires are just stronger than humans.
Unless they're idiots who try to go "veg."
LMAO
VEGETARIAN
VAMPIRES??
Some get turned without consent and they can't let go of their human morals.
The same people without senses of humor I take it
Ugh
Don't you hate people like that?
If life turns you into a vampire, I mean
Why the hell wouldn't you just enjoy it? Why torture yourself when you could
Have a harem? :P
They tend to overlap, yes.
Exactly. There are just so many tortured vampires out there. I'd rather embrace it.
Your mindset is refreshing, Val, I must tell you.
I'm not too HUMAN now, am I? Hahaha!
I guess we're not that different after all!
I mean except for the age thing. But other than that, you know, we mesh pretty well. ;)
I like humans. I think you must have me all wrong.
You really like harping on my age though.
After a few centuries, it really doesn't matter much.
Yeah you probably lose track after
Wait did you say centuries??
Hooly
Yes. How's that for a senior citizen?
Actually
Like if you were 60 to 80 it'd be fucking gross
But a couple hundred
Surprisingly not that horrifying
Being much older makes me less horrifying?
You're like extremely old
That makes you interesting!
Like I said, the people from my time were pretty humorless.
This is an ideal time to be alive.
They put you to death for being gay or something?
They wanted to. They didn't get to me in time for that.
Damn. That's harsh, for liking dick.
You've been through some shit, haven't you Ian?
Why do you think I prefer to live life luxuriously now?
Probably cause living like a bum sucks?
I have the means to live the way I want to now so nothing's going to stop me.
Except maybe those annoying feuding vampires. I don't know why they're so keen on telling the world about themselves.
You prefer to do your own thing, in secret?
I wouldn't say in secret. I just think the way those other idiots are doing things will only get more vampires killed.
Could be a good thing though
Less competition
Let the idiots get themselves staked, what's it to you if the dumb ones are weeded out?
As long as I'm not called out, they can be idiots all they like.
Exactly
Look at us, on the same page.
I knew I liked you.
Yeah I'm a pretty likable guy
You're okay too ;)
Too bad neither of us do the dating thing 😏
We don't need to date to have a good time.
We don't even need a good time to have a good time!
But hey
Seriously
Would you really turn me into a vamp? If I came over right now
Is that what you really want? I thought you wanted prystal.
Can't I have both??
So greedy.
Isn't that the point of living?
It is.
I didn't say I disapproved.
I'm greedy, too...
Yeah cause you're hoarding good looking guys :P
Does the drug work on vamps tho?
Not nearly as well.
Oh shit
Well that's not good is it? What does work?
It works through the blood of humans.
Huh
So would it work if you let a human take it, and then...
You did that to me last time didn't you?
Oooh you catch on so quickly!
Is that sarcasm? 🤨
I thought it was sass. ;)
Act your age! 🤣
I am. How many others do you think are this age? I get to set the precedent!
Wow you really thought this age thing through haven't you?
I don't think nearly as much as you have...
I'm not much of a thinker
More of a looker
;D
I suppose I can't argue with that.
Maybe if you give me a couple hundred years, I'll be a thinker like you
Aw, that would be no fun.
Afraid of a little competition~? ;)
Of course not. I'd welcome a little friendly competition.
Why? Are you thinking of creating your own harem?
I'm not DISGUSTED by the thought of being surrounded by hot men
Also being IN a harem is really
Weird
How do I know where you've even been? You know?
Are you worried about STDs?
That's usually my line lmao
Do vampires get STDs?
Nope. :3
Oh my god, you save so much on doctors bills!
No disease at all? No cancer, no aging, nothing?
Pretty much.
There's sun sickness but if you're careful, it's not much of a threat.
What, like sunburn? Slathering sunscreen doesn't work? That SPF 300 stuff?
Not for us. It's a little more complicated than that.
What's sun sickness then? I should know if I'm considering a career as a harem owner vampire guy
It significantly weakens vampires.
All that great stuff you get as a vampire? Doesn't work so well anymore. If it's real bad, you go blind and I'm talking irreversible damage here. I wouldn't want to live with it.
Or unlive, so to speak.
Oh shit
Yeah what's the point of being surrounded by hot guys if you can't even SEE them?
Other than sun, is there anything else I need to know?
Garlic is more like an allergy.
And stakes through the heart will really hurt but they won't automatically kill you if you're old and powerful enough.
Be careful around mirrors with mortals.
Amazing
Now I know why you guys keep hidden
Because I'm pretty sure everybody would wanna be a vamp if they knew
Exactly. We're the best.
I'm not even gonna lie, you're literally the best
Wow
For a second, I think I like
Genuinely admired you
What, you didn't before?
What?
Oh
Yeah totally
Mad respect for the pimp harem guy who gives little boys drugs and then sucks their blood
Totally. ;P
That is utterly disgusting and not at all what I do.
Technically... that's exactly what you did
I mean I was there
Not children.
Compared to you, everyone is a child ;P
I don't see it that way.
I'm glad you're not a pedo
Just a perv
One man's perv...
Is another man's good time? ;)
Yes something like that. ;)
One last question
You got any enemies around here?
Nobody lives as long as I have without gaining an enemy or two.
Thaaaat sounds like you have a lot
Not many around here.
Hm
Okay then
I'll let you turn me into one of you
That's cute.
What? Your enemies are gonna become MY enemies once this goes down!
Not trying to get killed here
Yet you're allowing it?
Sure, why not?
Seems to be working out for you ;D
I hope you know you can't change your mind once I do it.
Lmao
Yeah
I kinda figured this was a one way ticket Ian
So who turned you?
Somebody that doesn't matter anymore.
Got it, none of my business
I never liked ancient history anyway
Well, I guess this is it. Goodbye humanity, it was good while it lasted
Sorta
Get over here so I can change you.
Somebody's eager ;^)
I am. I want to see how you pan out.
Huh
What happens if I don't pan out?
I suppose we become enemies.
Uhh... why?
Why wouldn't you pan out? :3
No no no, first tell me why we have to be enemies if I don't pan out
Instead of just like... ignoring me forever or something
Good point.
As for enemies, ignoring them is already how I deal with them.
They're the ones obsessed with me.
Are you
Trying to brag right now?
(Weird flex... but okay)
Well don't worry
It's not likely that i'll ever obsess over you
Or anybody
Some people say that and then do the opposite.
Those people don't know themselves very well then
Most don't. Humans are especially susceptible.
I should probably be insulted by that, as a human
But hey, this mortal coil is only temporary ;)
How many people have you turned though?
Oh honey way too many to count.
How many do you plan to turn?
Probably like 1 or 2
It'll be an exclusive club
Also
I'd never want my ex boyfriends to live forever!
Then kill them when you're done.
Ew no
Too much trouble
Just let 'em die of old age
That IS a lot crueler.
How is that cruel??
Need I say it?
Old age.
...as opposed to taking their life against their will....???
Once they reach a certain age, most humans are begging to die.
That's true
After 25 it's all downhill
I'm kinda surprised I lived this long tbh
Have you even hit 25 yet?
Nope!
21, prime of life
Or so they say
It's a good time to immortalize.
(I loled irl 😂)
Just don't kill me if I get on your nerves later ;)
Why would I do that? I'm better at just icing you out.
No no
We'll be connected
Like
Father and son 🤣
Oh, you're my son now? That makes things stranger.
...
HAHAHA
Should I call you daddy now?
That's never been a kink of mine.
Yeah that crosses a line for me too
Daddy
...
Nah weird
Exactly.
So let's toss that one.
...DO you have kids?
Who, me? HAHAH. No.
Hm
Too bad
They'd be closer to my age 😂
Now this is getting way too warped, you weirdo.
Oh right
A 900 yo vampire is telling me I'M weird
Right
Hello I'm not even 800 yet, thanks.
Okay that argument isn't helping your case
But good to know that you're like 700+ yrs old
What does it really change for you?
Well if we have sex again, I'm gonna have to be careful
Cause you old
😂
And a vampire. Excuse you.
Serious question
Do you ever creak?
Serious answer: no.
Will I get to meet your vampire friends?
Do you think they're anything like me?
Ehh
Honestly, I don't think there could ever be more than one of you
I think that's the nicest thing you've ever said to me.
Oh
Yeah I mean if there were 2 of you, one of you would probably bump off the other one to stay on top
That sounds accurate. ;)
Lucky for you, i'm not into that whole competition thing
Otherwise you might have some real problems ;))
You're adorable. But I wouldn't consider you my equal, much less my competition.
HAH
That's just what I want you to think!
Then one day maybe
I'll sneak up on you >:)
You forget I have centuries on you.
I said one day, not tomorrow!
And you don't know, I'm a pretty fast learner
I could potentially be a thorn in your side in like
50-100 years
Already planning for the future, are you?
I might be rethinking this. I already have enough thorns in my side as it is.
Okay I don't HAVE to be a thorn
I could be a rose~
In...
your vase...?
...sorry that one slipped away from me
Now you're getting into kinky territory.
I'm not!
That was an analogy for
Not being a pain in the ass!
You're a perv
I really dislike that term.
Yeah well, that's probably because it's true
I prefer to think the rest of the world is full of prudes.
Hey, don't have to get defensive
I get it
After 700+ years, sex gets boring
You gotta find things to spice it up
I couldn't put it better myself.
What DOES get you excited though?
Pretty boys.
That doesn't get old even after 700 yrs??
What else? Can't just be boys
You'll have to figure the rest out on your own.
You'll have to let me get close enough to you to find out the rest ;)
An interesting conundrum you pose.
Is that a no? 😏
No.
I couldn't do much harm to you anyway
I'm just
A puny human ;P
And you have 700 yrs of experience
Hahaha you're too cute, little human. Too cute.
Yeah, that's right
Cute little human, totally harmless
>:)
And now you're trying to manipulate me.
You will make a formidable vampire.
LOL
Nah I'm just playing
I have no interest in doing that kinda thing
I'll leave that to the master ;)
You'll find toying with humans a way to pass the time.
Or I could pick up a hobby
Like what? Knitting?
What? No, that's what girls do
I meant like
Snowboarding
Soccer star
Just be careful of that sun sickness.
Oh shit. Right, I forgot
So much for that. :/
Maybe I will take up knitting then
Most hockey is inside. So there's that.
No no I've made up my mind
I'm going to knit you
Handcuff covers
Hahaha! You're an amusing one. I do hope you'll stick around a while.
Definitely
You're my sugar daddy now so I gotta stay close ;D
Are you moving into the mansion now?
No?
It's not the Playboy mansion, I don't have to live there with you
Besides, if we spend every single moment together, we'd start hating each other's guts
You realize it's a mansion, right?
You wouldn't see me everyday.
Yeah but it's the thought of living together
Why?
You want me there?
I like my boys to live with me but I think as a vampire, you won't be one of them anymore.
That's really weird, just so you know
Even if I wasn't a vampire I wouldn't live in your mansion
Man's gotta have space, you know
You keep using that word.
I use a lot of words
Sometimes I don't know what they mean
Space?
Man?
Weird?
So many ways to say weird.
So many ways to BE weird...
.... I prefer eccentric. If you must.
You may have a big vocabulary but when it comes down to it...
Weird is weird
I think there are stranger people out there.
Like who? The guy at the gas station?
Which one?
The one with the
Googly eyes
You know, Herb
I THINK one of those eyes is glass.
Is he
One of you guys?
A vampire? No, gross.
He's something else.
...do I wanna know what he is?
Is it contagious??
Probably not.
Not everything supernatural is as fabulous as we vampires.
...okay you did just call yourself FABULOUS right?
That's so gay
I'm the gayest man I know.
You're also the gayest man I know...
Gayest vampire
Jesus Christ, we're Twilight
This is literally a love story worse than Twilight omfg
How is it worse? I am certainly nothing like Edward Cullen, thank you very much.
Yeah because Edward Cullen didn't have a HAREM
Where are the werewolves? Fucking werewolves, they're out here too aren't they?!
Yes but we don't have a silly feud with them.
Fuuuuuck
Wait can I become a werewolf though? Cause that'd be pretty awesome
You can't be both so you better make up your mind.
Why can't I be both?
You're a human. Once you're turned by one, you can't be turned by the other.
What if
I get turned by both at the same time??
I'm sure other greedy humans have tried but since I have never seen or heard of such a hybrid in all my centuries, I am going to assume it's impossible.
Would it matter to you if I went wolf instead of fabulous vamp?
I told you there is no ridiculous rivalry.
I'm not talking about rivalry geez
Like do you have a preference
I prefer humans.
I thought I enjoyed turning them but some of them have come back to haunt me.
Oh yeah the obsessed ones
You sure know how to pick em Ian
What are they obsessed with though?
Well there's Alex who can't live without me. And just when he finds a toy of his own he goes and screws that up too.
Wow. Can't live without you is pretty serious.
Guessing you don't love him as much as he thinks he loves you huh?
Can't imagine feeling that way about anybody, though, much less stalking them over 100s of years
Creepy
It's pretty pathetic. I liked him once.
Love though. Hah.
Poor thing.
Delusional
The only person you should love is yourself
See. It will be easy for you to transition. You aren't clinging to human emotions.
Human emotions are a hassle anyway. :P
I don't miss them.
You have something better now
Me ;P
You're fun for now.
That was a joke btw
I know where I stand, I'm not delusional like that Alex guy
I should hope not.
He's crazy enough as it is.
I kinda wanna meet him now
See the crazy for myself lmao
Just don't let him get too attached or you'll have problems too.
Does he obsess over everybody??!
As far as I know?
Yes.
Yep
Sure know how to pick em
You ever pick anybody normal?
Besides me, of course ;P
There are normal ones. The ones who don't cling to humanity.
Just me then
There have been a handful of them but it's rare.
Do werewolves have these kinda problems?
What problems?
Also werewolves don't live for centuries.
The problems—
You know what, nevermind
I feel like I know more than I want to about you guys at this point
You've decided to hang onto your humanity?
No
Just that there's such a thing as too much info after all
I think I liked it when you were all mysterious
Me too. It's much more fun.
You know, I kinda see now why you need new "boys"
Once you get to know somebody it's sorta
Over
Pretty much.
Remind me never to tell you my life story then. Hahahah
Don't ask, don't tell?
Yes! You got it!
No feelings, no curiosity, we just do it because it feels good! Easy!
That's part of the appeal. Certain factors make it more of a pleasure.
Okay so
All I have to do is take a sip of your blood and I'm set for life, right?
Is it gonna be like the movies though? You know, where I suffer while the change happens? Or do I just kinda... wake up fabulous?
When you ingest my blood, you will die, so it's not pleasant. But you'll wake up fabulous.
Oh ew. Does it hurt?
I don't remember personally. It's been so long.
Okay I know we weren't gonna share stuff but
I'm really NOT good with pain
It's not nearly as bad as turning into a werewolf.
Actually, it's a bit like falling asleep, from what I've seen from my boys.
You watch while they change into vampires?
Kinky
I like to watch. Maybe it IS a kink. ;)
Hahaha
Man you're fabulous, Ian
Of course. Did you think otherwise?
...i'm not saying
Mysterioooous ;P
Ah keeping up the allure. Clever.
Heheh
I learn fast
I've noticed. And I like it.
;) You liiiiike me
Okay I'm pretty close to your place now. Just tell your boys to let me in. Last time that one looked like he wanted to toss me out. Lol
They know and they understand. Don't bother with how they look at you. Those are the annoying human emotions at work.
Hahaha no babe, I'm not bothered by it.
Just thought it was funny that somebody hated on me BEFORE I opened my mouth to offend them.
I have a feeling they'll be even more hateful once you're turned.
You should lock them all in a cage and have them fight it out
That's not my kind of entertainment but you can do that with your own harem once you have one. ;)
Ohoho you bet your sweet ass I'm gonna do that with my harem
Fight to the death for Val's love!! Or you know. Ass. Penis. Whatever.
You're really embracing this.
Roll with the tides
Or whatever they say
It's not fun if they just sit there glaring at each other all day
Are you implying that's what mine do?
No, they also obsess over you apparently
The point is, why only have a harem when you can ALSO have a fight club?
Like I said, the brutality is a little crass for me.
Lemme guess
Royalty, right? That's what you were born as?
Not at all. You would be surprised.
Really? You were poor? Like me?
Not poor, per se.
I thought you wanted the mystery.
...yeah, but
I'm also curious
I know, total paradox
We were servants. My family. So I saw the rich and I suppose after I was changed, I adopted that confidence.
Huh
Didn't figure you for somebody who served others
I'm not sure how I feel about that
So I'm gonna pretend you never told me that
I tried to warn you.
It does make it harder
You know, when you seem human
It's best to maintain distance in that regard.
Oh yeah, definitely
I don't wanna like you, I just want to fuck
You know what I mean?
Fuck buddies. I believe that's the term they use.
That's what us young people call it, yeah. ;P
Although usually that doesn't work out cause somebody always gets attached. Then you gotta pull a fast disappearing act.
Falling in love. I almost envy humans for that. It was a nice feeling.
I don't think there is such a thing
And if there is, I don't trust it
Haha. You sound even more jaded than me.
Anything that changes you, or makes your life miserable, or makes other people act crazy around you
Don't trust it
And it never lasts. You think it will, but it doesn't, so you're just better off without it
It can't last. That I agree with. Nothing lasts forever. Not even me.
You had a good run though
700 years, right? Make it 1000!
I wonder how long humanity has left? Once they're gone, so are we.
Should keep them like cattle then
I prefer keeping them the way I do. If you keep them like cattle, eventually they're going to want to run. I know cattle don't but they're not nearly as smart as humans and humans have a way of desiring more than they have in a way cattle never do.
...that sounds like you've already tried it...
I've tried many methods over the years.
Shit, I was just kidding...
But DAMN
So you guys actually need us
Yes, we would be without a food source. That's why I'm not helping those idiots who think we need to get rid of all humans. Tsk.
Haha... that's kind of noble, in a weird way...
An odd way to perceive it, but I suppose.
Well you're on our side
But not really
You're not a bad guy at least
I'd only step in if I thought they had any chance of success.
Okay... sounding more like a not-bad guy...
There is a heart in there! A selfish one but still.
What about you? What kind of vampire would you be?
A very unreliable one
Hahahaha
Idk I'd probably live this way even after I become a vamp
Just you know, I'd be extra sparkly
That sparkle thing... is not real.
Oh no it definitely is real
I've seen you sparkle irl
So
Lies.
No, it's true
You know when you walked in the room the first time?
I swear to god it was like
Sparkles
I am not some anime character.
I didn't say you were Sailor Moon!
Just that's what I saw!
You were mesmerized.
Also that is a visual I never want to see again.
What? You sparkling or you as Sailor Moon? ;P
Both, really.
Okay then I'll be Sailor Moon
And you can be that other guy
Or we could ditch that entire scenario.
Too silly for you?
Yes, doesn't that go without saying?
Wellllllll
Some people don't care if they look silly, is all.
I guess you don't do well being laughed at
No.
I also don't do that roleplaying thing.
(lololol)
(Loooooool)
I see. You're one of those people.
Interesting
And what is that supposed to mean?
Nothing
Don't even worry about it~
Then I won't.
Do you still want prystal or do you want the change?
Ugh I'm not good with decisions when both of them lead to a good time...
You could always take the prystal while you're still human and then get changed.
Yeah, I could
But you said it doesn't work that well on vamps, right?
I could replace prystal with fight club, but it might not be the same...
It definitely won't be the same.
Vampires have other ways to acquire their high.
Blood? Blood of humans who take prystal? Other vampire drugs?
Sparkling? ;P
Are you going to create your own designer drug called that?
I'm not smart enough to make drugs, Ian, I just take them
Although a designer drug for vamps could be cool
Sparkling~ Has a nice ring to it!
You can learn quite a bit once you're a vampire. You'd be surprised.
I guess... after 200 years I might wanna start learning things
What did you do at first?
Times were different then.
Oh yeah
People were still using ditches for toilets back then, weren't they?
Very disgusting. But yes.
Disgusting is not the word for that...
You must've been relieved when they invented indoor plumbing. And the toilet.
Yes. Those were dark times. People who want to go back are delusional.
Wait
Hold up
There are idiots who want to go back to the dark ages?
Before toilets, showers and pizza pops?
Aren't there? Why do they hold historical fairs glorifying the past?
You mean those people who LARP? Or whatever it's called?
Those are just nerds, Ian. They want to recreate the past because...
They're nerds and that's their fantasy I guess.
Nobody wants to live in a world with ditch toilets, trust me.
Perhaps. I don't know who those people are or why they do what they do.
They just want to wear the costumes and call one another lord and lady, is that it?
It's a nerd thing. It's not something a guy like you would understand
Are you a nerd?
Pffft no, I was never a nerd
I'm an addict, that's cooler than a nerd thank you
That's debatable....
What?!
You're saying I'm worse than some guy who wants to squat in a field to take a shit
And calls women MILADY
When you put it that way, no.
Exactly. Maybe addicts aren't the cream of the crop, but at least we're not wearing pie plates on our chests and pretending to joust
The worst kind of people are the ones who are out of touch with reality
Isn't that what you want, though? As an addict?
No
I'm in touch with reality. And that's why I want an escape.
The ones who aren't... the ones who think life's peachy keen and perfect and rosy... those are the delusional ones.
You have a point there.
I know. ;)
When I'm not high, I'm not that dumb, you know. *proud*
Some people don't know their own limits. I've seen it even in the humans who come to me.
What do you do for those people? Or... to them?
I use them.
Hmm
I should probably be disgusted, Ian, not gonna lie
But... it makes sense. From your point of view, we're just like... food. So. Why not?
They want it, I want it... It's a win/win situation from where I'm sitting.
And people like that, they
Even if you try to help them, they're not ready for help. They'll just go somewhere else for the fix
At least you got a palace for them to get high in! Haha!
Exactly, and what more could they ask for?
Do you ever feel bad for those people?
After they get past a certain point, they basically
are dead inside
I don't feel bad for anyone.
Not even yourself?
I care about myself. I wouldn't say I feel bad for myself.
huh
go figure
Well then I don't feel bad for you either
I'd be disappointed in you if you did otherwise.
I only did for like a second! But yeah, nah.
Hard to feel bad for somebody with a house like yours
ALTHOUGH, you could do something about the decorations in there
You don't like the decor?
No
It's like a museum
Weird
Ah, what's your aesthetic, then?
Something less
museum-y
Idk, it's SPOTLESS, like nobody lives there. No socks, no clothes thrown around, no dust anywhere. Not really a home
I don't like filth.
Oh c'mon! A sock out of place is not FILTH
It's disgusting, especially if it's a dirty sock.
Are you a neat freak?
Of course. You witnessed it for yourself.
Okay but that level of neat freak is like
OCD levels man
I have the time and the money to keep it that way, so I do.
A psychologist might say that you're afraid to put down roots
I don't stay in many places very long, this is true.
Don't tell me you have a chateau in France and a villa in Tuscany
I have homes all over the world, yes.
...yeah vampire pimp, got homes all over the world, makes sense
you even sparkle
goddamn
........
If I'm going to be immortal, I'm doing it my way.
You... sure are........
Okay
Let's do this
No regrets!!!
Are you here?
Right outside!
One of your boys is looking at me through a window lol
Well. Come inside.
I can't
...door's locked...
/sigh
I'll send someone.
;)
Send the one in the window
Fine. He'll do.
(Call it here lol goodbye humanity)