An anonymous post on ChatterPage reads:
"Looking for somebody experienced with kidnapping people. Serious inquiries only!
Email me: [link] "
HAHAHA
Is this for REAL???
Yes. Dead serious. It's a literal matter of life or death.
Also, this doesn't sound like a serious inquiry so... stop wasting my time!
Nono
Wait no this sounds interesting
Why do you need to kidnap somebody? You know it's like illegal right?
It's not to HURT anybody. It's to
save somebody.
I don't really know all the specifics but something's really wrong with my cousin and I think he needs to be taken away from his boyfriend.
...you want to kidnap your cousin cause you don't like his boyfriend??
Uhh
Isn't there like some other way to do this? Some not-illegal way?
Let me frame it this way then: I believe his boyfriend is abusing him. And I don't think most cops would believe me even if I told them how he's being abused. The guy is kinda charismatic.
Oh shit
This is like one of those whatchamacallit syndromes isn't it?
You know, the kind where bank robbers take somebody hostage and then the hostage ends up coming around to their views?
Yikes. So your cousin... he's in pretty deep with this guy huh?
A little of this, a little of that. I'll tell you more if we meet in person.
But yeah, he was in love with him. Might still be, but I think there's more to it than that.
He's always been kinda fragile when it comes to health but he's strong in mind. Like super stubborn. But now he's... not himself anymore.
Oof
Yeah being in a relationship, it changes people. Sounds like this guy is pretty manipulative if he changed your cousin that much, that you need to get help to kidnap him.
That or you're completely nuts. Haha! One or the other right?
I'm not nuts! Something weird is really going on!
Haha hey chill out, I believe you. Weird stuff's been happening all over the place lately.
Does the word witch mean anything to you?
Yeah it does.
My cousin's boyfriend... he's a witch.
Oh DAMN
Then yeah probably the guy did something to him!!
Witches are sneaky
So are you like a witch too or...?
Me? A witch? Haha. No.
Are you?
Nah I'm not a witch, no way
I'm a—
You tell me what you are first
I'm a shifter.
of the fox variety.
Yoooooooo
I'm a wolf
Of the... wolf variety...!
Really? Haha!
That's kinda funny. I have this one earring, it's just a wolf. I don't remember how I got it but it's definitely not a fox.
...dude
I'm wearing a fox earring right now!! That's SO WEIRD
Do you even like wolves? Is that why you have the one earring?
Asymmetry's cool I guess
I like wolves. My family's a little sketchy around them but they've never hurt me.
Hey I like asymmetry, man. I have two piercings in one ear and one in the other. I think it's cool.
Well
Foxes don't taste that good
Rabbits are tastier :P
I'm partial to chicken myself but won't pass up rabbit.
We should go hunting sometime then!!
Don't you have a pack for that? :P
You're totally right, forget it then. I'll go hunting with my pack instead, just like you suggested. 🤨
I was teasing, you
Huh
Don't you hate it when you have that weird deja vu feeling?
Yeah like you've done this before,
except... we're total strangers haha
YEAH, exactly like that! It always makes me feel like I'm missing something.
Oh right, I'm Ryland by the way.
Heh maybe we DID do this before and don't remember! :P
I'm Aldon!
Hey you wouldn't happen to have red hair would you?
I would. How'd you know?
I follow a Ryland Ren on instagram, and he has red hair! Hehe pretty unique name, so I figured it might be you.
Small world right??
Oh! You do?? Who are you on Instagram? Maybe I follow you too!
What would the chances be? lol
(Lmao if we were those people that did the fake social media accounts for their characters, we'd be gold. Markson FOREVER, no photoshop needed!!)
I'm WhiteWolf_AH! Aldon Huang. I got a twin, so don't confuse me for him!
(I'm the better looking one, in case you get confused.)
WEIRD. SUPER WEIRD.
I already follow you! But I don't remember ever following you. Did we meet somewhere?
...
...
There are pictures of you with me. Or is it your twin, then?
THIS IS SO WEIRD
DUDE I SAW THOSE TOO!
But I don't remember taking them either so it must be Roe
Monroe, my twin.
Althouuugh... it's kinda weird you'd know him, but not me.
Even weirder because I seriously don't remember taking these or posing for them.
SHUDDER I'm getting that deja vu feeling again
only it feels LIKE A MIGRAINE ugh
Also Monroe, sounds familiar. Maybe it's him? Although you'd think I'd remember a guy who smiles at me like that.
Yeah, I'm getting one of those too. The little stabby pains in the temples kind. Owwww... :(
Not gonna lie, I thought you two might've dated. But Roe would tell me if he was dating somebody like you!!
Is it true that twins share everything?
And yeah, you'd think I would know if I was dating him!
Well WE do, we're pretty close
This is really really weird man
Maybe it's one of those Twilight Zone deals.
Maybe it's all a really BIG coincidence
I mean we do live in Hazleton, weirder stuff has been known to happen!
How do we do this kidnapping thing btw? Just nab him and run?
We're dealing with a witch so it's going to be more involved than that.
Okay, it's your kidnapping
Did you have ideas? I could use them right now.
No...? I don't think about kidnapping people all the time... >.> Or any time. I'm a good person!
I'm not a bad person! I wouldn't normally do something this drastic but the guy has him like cornered! It's not right.
You don't gotta be so defensive! I'm just saying, normally people don't ask strangers to help them kidnap family members!
And if they DO, they have a plan first!!
I... honestly I didn't know where else to turn.
You getting that deja vu feeling again? Or just me?
How bout we meet up somewhere and plan together? Since I'm gonna be an accessory anyway! Hahahaha!
Yeah... like we've done this before?
Yes yes yes thank you! Let's do it.
This might sound forward but what about my place?
I have a roommate but he's chill and he's not here right now.
That way it'll be private and I probably have stuff we can use for the plan.
As long as you don't use any wily fox tricks on me! ;P
Give me your address, I'll come down. Was sorta bored anyway
(Ry should ask him out when they meet lmao "YOU SAID NO WILY FOX TRICKSS")
<addresss here>
Not everything you've heard about foxes is true.
Hey that's not too far from where I live! Funny we've never bumped into each other
Also you dunno what I've heard about foxes! Maybe I heard good things!
My best friend's even dating one!
Ooh your best friend is dating one.
What HAVE you heard, hm?? :nosy:
Yeah! So you know, I'm totally not racist against foxes.
Or is that prejudiced?
One of the bad ones, you know what I'm talking about.
I heard foxes... you know. They're
Wily
And... yeah.
Wily and what?
Wily and
Stuff
Stuff
Yeah... stuff
Stop judging! I'm not the person saying
Stuff
I just heard
Stuff
How am I judging?
What's "stuff"?
It's
Nothing! Foxes are awesome and cool!!
Sexy?
MAYBE
Maybe some
Are
I think I can be pretty sexy. Give me a chance and you'll see. :fate:
I dunno
Wolves are pretty sexy too!!
(http://www.raaseltine.com/rafiles/42336567_321139501798279_4103230544275578501_n.jpg)
Is this you?
That LOOKS like me
But it might be Roe
BUT I'm at least 15% better looking than him SO
That doesn't help.
Luckily I'm looking at your Instagram right now
and I'd say
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
What? What's that mean???
WHAT??
Hm?
Just means
hm
You
You
WILY FOX
Haha! If you think this is wily, you're either gonna love or hate me.
THEY WERE TOTALLY RIGHT WHEN THEY SAID STUFF ABOUT FOXES
But you're still talking to me. I call it a win!
WELL
I'm coming down RIGHT NOW!
(Thread? Once he starts all caps it just goes downhill from there)
(YAsssssssss! Should I start or you want to?)
If you have time, then you. Or if your leg doesn't get better, I'll do something after work!
Legs mostly fine unless I touch it. So I'll start something right after I get a snack