We Are Bulletproof

Nope!

But that wouldn't explain why you got roped into this so that can't be it...

Oh he does.

I bet it has something to do with that person I set him up with. Hahahahah

HAHAHA

Yes, both.

Hahaha!

But no, I meant because that makes us look less like a cliche pair, right?

I think so too!
Is that why they picked me?

Hahaha you mean CHODES. Because thats who he is to me now.

I mean, yeah, creepy thing aside, why didn't he choose a more gay looking couple? Right? Like Abe and Jess? Totally gayer than us.

Yeah, us old folk are set in our ways.

But hey, so speaking of CREEPY. You ever get the feeling like you're being watched ALL THE TIME here. I feel like I'm in the Twilight Zone.

Hahahaha they haven't even seen ME yet.

I'm not young. ;)

Did they hear about your husband yet? 

What the fuck'er you doing with carnies anyway?