We Are Bulletproof

I get that part
I don't agree but I get it
Kinda
But if you guys are bored with each other maybe you shouldn't be together?

You're the one who said you don't get to do things for your self
If it's not for your parents than who?

But you don't want her going out with anybody
I can't pretend to understand

And I want to put this delicately
But I don't think I can

Cris, your parents can't tell you what to do anymore

Yeah but you're not talking to her right now!

Even if she's not around?
That's weird dude

I'm sure Jen would love to know that

I hold my liquor much better now thank youuu

Can't handle what?
The crushing or the blueness 😆

Alcohol and teenage hormones don't mix well, what can I say

And that is such a heartwarming way to put it 😬

Oh yeah
That one.

Where I kissed you when I was drunk.
Yikes

Rey isn't Jen

You didn't even tell Jaime?

whatever, best GAY ass
you can keep putting him down but I still love him

and okay... weird that he never told me

what do you want me to do, literally kiss your newly befreckled ass?

right, I've seen it and I'm with Rey, not you sooooooooo
also when have YOU seen Rey's ass?
he didn't go to school with us so you don't get the locker room excuse

you're really going to make me?
not just annoying, cruel too

see? ANNOYING

you don't see me calling your girlfriend's tits gross
and Hector might be those things but Jen's vulnerable and he's HERE


where are you?
or do you want me to go to the general location of this area code and weed you out that way?

you've stared at your own ass enough to know when there's a new freckle?

I'm not blinded by either, even if they're both nice to look at
two years might look like a blink to you and Jen but it's not
and she's fucking raging, idiot
and not yet but Hector is this close to closing in on her while she's vulnerable
idiot

wtf man

no he's not
and she'll agree with anything you say
EVEN AFTER YOU LEFT HER IN THE DUST TOO

tell me something new

what about my job? it'll still be here when I get back
and what is with you and Rey?
you're more annoying