We Are Bulletproof

I DUNNO

I'LL HAVE TO SEE WHEN HE BRINGS IT AROUND!!

If it's an old man he's going back out in the rain!

...Gregg called it a puppy but
in the pic he sent it looked like a


...
a big dog...

Don't even go there!
Gregg says it's a real puppy

And if he's 40 years old he'd be a
grown up dog, not a puppy!!

It's
SCIENCE!

(Sorta?)

I'm a wolf with a dog! I'm a dad on the
evolutionary chart!

*no fucking idea what he's talking about*

I WILL

You doubter!!! I'll be a great dad!

He's not gonna resent me

He's gonna sit there and silently resent me

I'll take Teddy out on walks! And I'm not letting him sleep in the bed with us! That's good parenting!

No, GREGG has a journey ahead of HIM

I'M going to be the fun dad who gets to give treats and cuddles

If you mean Teddy, I doubt he's housebroken if Gregg found him at a bus stop...

If you mean me
I'm totally housebroken AND I'll fetch your newspapers and not chew on your slippers
;P

I don't poop on your carpet at least

>:(

Welllll
You already have a puppy anyway

ME!

I'm not afraid of work!!

Maybe I want 2 puppies!
Maybe I want a puppy with each of you!!

That's maybe cause you're more fox than person
Heheh

I'm joking!

I think if you raised a puppy it wouldn't hate you
And if you had one with me it wouldn't hate you either

Why is it weird?
We're humans too

As long as you don't try to eat it...