We Are Bulletproof

Well i suppose I'll find out when I see you!

Got a client calling, better get myself ready
let me know how the fries and ice cream go!!

I've met many a troll in this line of business, darling, that doesn't faze me!
But your personality is cute. You're like a little puppy!

 Because as a cute little newbie, it's gentler on your arse!

I was going to ask what 165 lbs was hahaha!

Going by those measurements...
I'd say the number 2. With the padded leather. Hmm.

But shouldn't you be asking your girlfriend to spank you? ;P

Yessir! Some require a little more paddle than others. Haha!

Not judging
Just you know, as a professional I need to accommodate clients of all shapes and sizes. ;)

Now which size would you be, I wonder...

Some people are just
Working with more
Real estate than others

:P

Several SIZES of paddles laddie!
You have to do it right if you're going to do it at all you know

Yessir bring me own paddles and everything~!

Would you believe
Many? ;3

It's a fine art you know

Only if you do it right! 😉

What do you mean?? It's exactly the same!

...


Oh you...!
You're looking to get spanked, naughty boy! ;P

The salt packets friend! You salt them yourself!

Oh yeah babe, I know all the good fast food secrets
For example, if you want fresh fries, you have to tell them you don't want salt. Then they have to start a new batch! ;D

*sends googlemaps directions*

You have to make sure they use the middle nozzle for ice cream. Only that one gives you the right consistency!

Lordy yes! Salt and sweet, hot fries and cold ice cream. You haven't lived until you've tried it!