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Title: Carrot and stick
Post by: Tobias Keene on Apr 16, 2020, 08:51 AM
Does anyone know the best way to catch dust bunnies? They're so elusive!

-Toby
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Post by: Patches on Jun 16, 2020, 03:51 PM
The actual balls of dust under furniture
Or the sprites?
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 16, 2020, 03:54 PM
The evil sprites that steal your soul of course!!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 16, 2020, 03:58 PM
They're not evil.

Mostly they mind their own business... unless you come for them.
They're elusive for a reason.
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 16, 2020, 04:01 PM
They are too evil!

One of them almost attacked my dog!
Well Finn's dog but he's my friend too

Evil!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 16, 2020, 09:07 PM
Is that so?

I have heard tell that they do eat dogs.....
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 16, 2020, 09:19 PM
😥 You see??

So how can I catch them? You seem like you know a lot, you must be incredibly smart!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 17, 2020, 07:19 AM
Of course I am.
You must be discerning to notice

If you want to kill them, liquid is not their friend
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 17, 2020, 07:26 AM
...lava? I should maybe pour lava on them?

Can I
Can I also hammer them? 😬
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Post by: Patches on Jun 17, 2020, 03:14 PM
Lava could work, not sure where you'd get some around here.
Plain water does it.

And hammers will only work after you weaken them.
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 17, 2020, 03:19 PM
I bet I could hammer them.
I'm very good at it, believe me!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 17, 2020, 08:19 PM
All right
Why hammers?
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 17, 2020, 09:28 PM
No reason! No reason at all, definitely not illegal reasons hahahahaha

SO
How do you know so much about the dust bunnies?
Title: Re: Carrot and stick
Post by: Patches on Jun 18, 2020, 06:51 AM
They are a mortal enemy of ca—

Of mine
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 18, 2020, 07:02 AM
Ooooh
Then we should team up and get rid of all of them!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 18, 2020, 04:19 PM
Not all of them
There's a delicate... balance
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 18, 2020, 05:12 PM
No c'mon they're EVIL! Pure EVIL!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 18, 2020, 09:49 PM
Because they eat dogs?
Lots of non evil entities eat dogs
I mean
Some are evil but dust bunnies?
More chaotic than evil
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 19, 2020, 04:59 AM
They're not evil EVIL here but

Back home
The fallen turn them into something else

:(
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Post by: Patches on Jun 19, 2020, 07:29 PM
The Fallen?

Are you referring to those warped fairies?
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 19, 2020, 08:43 PM
Yes ☹

Have you encountered one before?
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Post by: Patches on Jun 20, 2020, 05:49 AM
Maybe in the past

These days....
I'm a little....
trapped.
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 20, 2020, 07:13 AM
Trapped?! Who trapped you? Do you need help??

I'll come bust you out!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 20, 2020, 11:51 AM
(Heheheheheheheh)

You would do that for me?

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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 20, 2020, 12:00 PM
(😒)

OF COURSE! How could I let you, an innocent being, stay trapped?!

Where are you? What do I have to do to help you break free?
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Post by: Patches on Jun 20, 2020, 02:16 PM
My body is in the old library.
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 20, 2020, 02:33 PM
Your
Body?

Okay! I'll sneak in and break you out! No problem!

Are there guards?
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Post by: Patches on Jun 20, 2020, 02:45 PM
Of course. But one of them is very friendly and dopey

You can easily get past him.
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 20, 2020, 02:56 PM
How come they locked you up in there? :( That's not very nice!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 20, 2020, 07:33 PM
Because

They
are very mean bullies :(
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 20, 2020, 07:37 PM
That

That's the worst kind of bully!!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 20, 2020, 07:40 PM
They beat me up and called me horrible names!

Then locked me down here!



Hey, if you do get past that nice bodyguard, you need to go down the left corridor and take the last door, go all the way down the stairs and there will be these giant double doors.

Say Forēs aperīre to the door and it'll open. :)
Title: Re: Carrot and stick
Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 20, 2020, 07:46 PM
OOH I'M GONNA TEACH THESE BULLIES A LESSON WHEN I GET THERE!! That's just no way to treat a perfectly lovely person like yourself! >:(

*writes the instructions down*

Do you need any medical supplies? Band-aids or... ointment? Where should I take you once I break you out?
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Post by: Patches on Jun 21, 2020, 02:34 PM
Nope.

You know magic right?
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 21, 2020, 03:22 PM
I do! I'm a fixer! I can heal up any kind of injury and
I'm good with a hammer so those mean bullies better watch themselves!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 22, 2020, 06:58 PM
Interesting....
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 22, 2020, 07:19 PM
😄 I'm one of the good guys, so you don't have to worry one little bit!

My name is Toby by the way!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 23, 2020, 01:49 PM
I'm Pat--

Kory. You can call me Kory.
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 23, 2020, 02:23 PM
Ooo we both have 4-letter names! This must be fate! Hahaha

Were you born here Kory? Not
Hazleton here but
I mean in the human realm
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Post by: Patches on Jun 24, 2020, 02:58 PM
(has to hedge his bets on this one)

No

What about you?
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 24, 2020, 03:12 PM
Me neither!!! I was born in the fae realm of course. What about you?
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Post by: Patches on Jun 27, 2020, 04:24 PM
Oh, a similar but different realm
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 27, 2020, 06:55 PM
Ooooh so we're quite similar then! I had a good feeling about you and I was right!

I'll be there soon Kory. To kick butt
And free you from those nasty bullies!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 28, 2020, 12:30 PM
My hero!
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 28, 2020, 06:16 PM
🧚‍♂️ Fae are the best superheroes around!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 30, 2020, 06:47 PM
Prove it :)
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 30, 2020, 08:15 PM
Of course! When I come rescue you!

But in general we fae are veeeeery good at this rescuing business. Sometimes we even rescue people who don't want to be rescued. That's how good we are.
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Post by: Patches on Jun 30, 2020, 08:29 PM
Rescue...

Hm, well, I might 
not be the only person in need of rescue here.
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 30, 2020, 09:39 PM
ARE OTHER INNOCENT PEOPLE THERE WITH YOU?!
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Post by: Patches on Jun 30, 2020, 09:41 PM
She's pretty innocent I suppose
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jun 30, 2020, 09:48 PM
A girl is there with you?

GRRR THOSE BULLIES! Did they hurt her? Did they call her mean names too?!
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Post by: Patches on Jul 01, 2020, 06:54 AM
They are even meaner to her
And she's just a
Little
Delicate lady
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jul 01, 2020, 07:17 AM
😢

I'm going
To kick
So much butt when I break in there!!!

Tell her help is on the way!
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Post by: Patches on Jul 01, 2020, 01:01 PM


She'll be so happy to see you :)
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Post by: Tobias Keene on Jul 01, 2020, 04:43 PM
ON MY WAY!

(*is going to die horribly*)
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Post by: Patches on Jul 01, 2020, 06:33 PM
:)

*he hopes not* lololol