I HATE YOU

[Ethan Cleary]

What did you do to me?

You so called god

I won't fix your car until I can get drunk again. this is not fucking laughing matter you have no idea what you are doing to me.

Queen HaloQ

[Seb DeMarco]

It's self-evident. You are sober. Like a normal person.

Well, that wasn't the plan. But it's a fascinating turn of events. As long as he can't figure out it's an accident and I have no idea what's going on, I can do something with this.

We all want things we can't have. I have something I want but I can't get.

Oh, and I don't give a fuck about the car. You need something else for leverage, you sexy DILF.

[Ethan Cleary]

You really get on my nerves! I know I am sober but why? Why and what did you do?

His thoughts felt unreal and he felt uneasy ever since he was turned sober. He felt like he was sick it had been so long he didn't know how to function.

I am not some DILF EITHER

[Seb DeMarco]

Well, technically speaking - your body is turning alcohol into water. It's good for you. It'll add several years to your life. You should be happy about this. Getting drunk has gotten you nothing good. Except for me in your life, but besides that there's nothing.

You are the literal definition of a DILF. Accept it! Embrace it! It'll bring you non-stop action.

[Ethan Cleary]

If I cared about extra years I would quit but obviously, I don't. It's the only thing that makes it okay to be alive.

I just want to die I feel so sick not being able to drink and feel a little drunk. I have been drinking the pain away for 15 years it hurts. if you are any god you would help me.

I would embrace it if you were a 21-year-old FEMALE model not some creepy daddy loving freak

[Seb DeMarco]

Oh, you sad sad drunk. Still doesn't make you any less sexy.

I guess I can't say no to you. But if you want my help, you're going to have to pay for it.

I'm going to have to 'examine' you anyway. Consider this your belated college experimentation. You get alchohol back into your system, I get you out of mine. It'll be good for both of us.

So the question is - what are you willing to give to get your high again?

[Ethan Cleary]

I'm not sad and I know I'm sexy but it's not for you...

But in this case, I can be for you. What are we looking at? A show? I mean I know I look good with clothes on so Is that what you want a show?

I am about to drive into a lake I feel like I am going nuts I keep drinking and nothing!

[Seb DeMarco]

I'm sorry - you're not sad. You're just experiencing an emotional breakdown. That's fine.

I'm tempted to say yes but we both know you're too angry to do anything worthwhile. You should let me handle everything. You can close your eyes and imagine whatever you want. Besides, when my face is in the pillow, will it really matter?

And just... you're fine. You're just sober. Stop trying to make this into a tragedy. You have a son who seems to tolerate your drunk ass. You have a job were you can show up hung over. And when you don't have annoying fucks like me around, you seem to enjoy it. Take this moment when your world isn't in a haze of alcohol and learn something from it. You'll get it back soon enough.

And FYI, none of your whining is making you any less sexy.

[Ethan Cleary]

...
Slow your roll, you want to do what with me?! Are you asking me to fuck you so I can get drunk again? I think better when drunk.

If you only knew... that son of mine took the love of my life and rubs it in my face daily so yeah he better put up with my drunk ass he is lucky I take care of him.

[Seb DeMarco]

I thought that part was obvious. You want to get drunk again. And I want your dick. It's not that complicated. Either you'll do it or you won't.

... OK, I'm going to entertain that statement for a minute. How exactly does he rub it in your face? I want details because it's doesn't seem real. And I'm saying this as the person blackmailing you to have sex with me. I know crazy so lay it on me.

[Ethan Cleary]

date night hustler? into bed you go with the first dick? come on man I would have to be drunk to even consider that.

I was left to care for a baby shifter on my own an deal with the death of my wife every time I look at him he screams her name. I did my best but there is no love there and the kid know it.

[Seb DeMarco]

Too bad you'll never be drunk again unless you consider it. Besides, a mouth is a mouth and a hole is a hole. I've said that to the other straight guys who've fucked me. None of them were drunk... well, except for one. That's not important.

OK, so... I get it if he literally screams her name at you. That's fucked up. But if he doesn't, then you might have a problem. How can I say this so it won't come out offensive? Oh, never mind - I'll just say it. There are three people in this problem - you, your wife and your son. Two people decided to have unprotected sex - you and your wife. Two people decided to keep the child - you and your wife. Do you know who had no choice in this? Your son. You see where I'm going with this?

If you don't I'll make it simpler. No one forced you and your wife to make the decisions that you did. She's dead so there's only two people to blame. Yourself - which you're doing by drinking yourself into a stupor on the regs - and your son - who's the last thing left of your wife. Maybe you're angry with her but she's not here anymore. So now you are angry at your son because he is here. But he didn't do anything. Maybe you know that. Maybe you're just a fucked up person and you don't care. But know this - the opposite of love isn't hate. It's indifference. And you still care or you wouldn't go home for dinner every night.

Listen, I'm not here to fix your problems. All I'm saying is take this time when you're not intentionally avoiding your problems to figure out what the fuck you've been doing with your life. And once you've done with that, you can take that aggression out on my ass.

[Ethan Cleary]

Wow just fucking wow man, I can't do this anymore. I don't need this!

Ten minutes go by, thinks about sending another text. The thing is the guy was so head on it bothered Ethan. It bothered him a lot. 30 minutes go by

Where can I meet you?

[Seb DeMarco]

Sure, Jan. That's a Brady Bunch reference. Did you catch that? Never mind.

I don't know if I find this whole thing amusing or frustrating. Oh, the things I do for sex.

You can come to my apartment. It's quiet and no one will disturb us. And if you want to beat me up, it's soundproof. Options.

[Ethan Cleary]

address...


Not pleases with his actions right now but willing to try anything to get a fix, like he said he could close his eyes and pretend all he wanted and now given permission to beat him