he protec, but he also attac

[Axel Vasilyev]

I ain't doin' nuttin idk what you're talkin about.
Lil paranoid there Dakowott.
... hey, lookie there, it works either order.

[Dakota Choi]

Using what I said against me
I thought you didn't like secrets

Fuck dakowott sounds awful
Like a duck getting strangled or some shit

[Axel Vasilyev]

I don't.
But turnabout is fair play.
Muwahaha.

LOL
No it sounds like a very British duck.

[Dakota Choi]

I feel like I should be saying "tut tut" or something.
A very British duck getting choked!

What kinda meeting is it anyway? Business?
Can I call and be like "EMERGENCY BUSINESS, MEETING ADJOURNED!"?

[Axel Vasilyev]

Hey, at least you're Oshawott instead of Psyduck.
Dakoduck, all imma say.

Well, we're supposed to be discussing the delicate, important balance that is taxes versus pricing, and maximising profits without causing a revolt, but actually the head of IT is slyly insulting the head of finance's parentage.
It's kind of funny, so I'm letting it alone.
But I think I could probably sneak out and they wouldn't even notice.
Which says something cause I'm kind of neon.

[Dakota Choi]

UGRHH how're you so good at warping my name into shit?

that sounds boring af, ngl
sneak out, man
nows the time
they don't need you right this minute
i do!

[Axel Vasilyev]

I gotta entertain myself somehow at these meetings, come on.
Lbr, if it weren't for thinking up weird name slurs, I'd have thrown something at my staff by now.

Psh, you just need my mixers.
But fine. Cause you asked so nicely.

[Dakota Choi]

throw something! doesn't even have to be dangerous. just toss a condom in their direction and they'll probably stutter and call off the meeting themselves. some of them are real sticks, right?

nnnnnahahhhhhh, i need more than the mixers
and i know, i ask so sweetly
pwease axew? >:3

[Axel Vasilyev]

... you think I carry condoms to work?
... ... you know me too well.

And I'm comin', jeez, hold your Ponyta.

[Dakota Choi]

hahahahaha
_{do it}

yesssssss
kota wins again <3

[Trash Bat]

(Should we hop them into a proper thread now?)

[Arceus]

(Probably. I meant to a few days ago but been busy so, taking me a bit, sorry.)

[Trash Bat]

No rush! You want me to start something then?

[Arceus]

If you don't mind sure! Just, yanno, self deprecation here something something thanks for having patience with my slow ass, yadda yadda...