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Started by Logan Go, Aug 02, 2017, 12:34 PM

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Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 26 2017, 07:40 PM
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You're welcome ; )

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 26 2017, 08:25 PM
Dude. You know I can score my own chicks right?

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 26 2017, 08:54 PM
Uh huuuh

Is that why she left with that other guy? ;P

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 08:22 AM
then why would I want her number? pftt

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 08:52 AM
Whaaaat

So you're gonna let that other guy show you up??

Have some pride man!

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 09:06 AM
I DO!

That's why I'm not chasing some other dude's leftovers.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 09:27 AM
...

I'm deducting man points, just fyi

So what're you doing sat night?

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 09:37 AM
Same thing I do every night, Pinky.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 10:04 AM
Well how about breaking routine and coming with me to club 9? The world domination thing wait until next week

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 10:07 AM
Yeah, it's been going pretty terribly anyway. Who knew that hypnosis could backfire on you?!

What time?

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 10:13 AM
Yeah kinda figured you hadn't gone and become emperor of the world cause Washington hasn't been sunk into the sea yet. :P

Maybe 9ish? Stop by for a beer or something before we head out

Or as the ladies say

A predrink

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 10:18 AM
It was a good plan! I just needed some actual minions. Every villain needs them.

9ish's fine but I resent the girl's pre drink comment. We're manly men doing manly stuff so we'll call it... grilling in the backyard without a grill and just drinking a beer.

hold the applause.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 10:22 AM
Woooooow

And you're the guy who's gonna take over the world huh?

Better book my ticket to Mars now!

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 10:30 AM
lmao shaddup


Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 10:35 AM
B)

Btw

Has Alana said anything about me?

I mean just you know

Out of curiosity

(*whistles*)

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 10:50 AM
Alana?

Like Alana my SISTER?

You're joking, right?!

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 11:14 AM
What??

She's hot okay?

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 11:17 AM
Dude!

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 11:32 AM
Stop judging!

She looks pretty good for a lady who's had kids

Just sayin

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 12:16 PM
Omg dude
Did you have to bring up that part??

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 12:20 PM
Prude

It's 2017 man, let go of those conservative views about hot sisters

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 12:36 PM
I only have those views

ABOUT MY OWN SISTERS

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 12:38 PM
How is that fair

When every girl YOU hit on could be somebody's hot sister??

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 12:40 PM
They are. Probably. There's a lot of sisters out there and I don't feel bad about it.

Just go hit on those sisters.

I don't hit on yours.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 12:45 PM
Dude you are soo overreacting rn

I haven't hit on her for at least a month okay

And I'd be worried if you hit on my sister since all I have is a little brother!

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 12:53 PM
You wouldn't want me hitting on him either lmao

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 12:57 PM
Um

Actually you wouldn't want to hit on him

He might hit on you back >.>

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 01:26 PM
Oh

Well. That would be awkward

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 01:38 PM
Yeeeaaaaahhhh

Hey i heard you were working on a new routine? Just in time for that gig next week huh? What was it

Like 30 retired ladies or something? Lmao they're the worst though. They grab too much man

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 02:01 PM
Yep. Retirement party.

But hey, they pay a LOT of money

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 02:07 PM
Why can't hot single young women ever have retirement parties??

Or er

work parties...? Whatever, you know what I mean!

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 02:36 PM
They do!

Haha!

They're called bachelorette parties! (Best way to score honeys too)

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 03:59 PM
Nooooooooooooo

Listen

Bachelorette parties might be full of hot single women BUT

They're all desperate for marriage! One friend getting married just reminds them of how much they all want to be married!

It's a total trap man

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 04:00 PM
Oh yeah

Now that you mention it, that chick Stacy was really clingy...

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 04:05 PM
RIGHT??

Women

Why can't they be more like dudes? Except you know

Fuckable

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 04:15 PM
Fuckable dudes, huh?

I mean, I think they have something like that at the adult store.  :D

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 04:25 PM
Yeah!

I mean NO! Not fuckable DUDES

Women who are like dudes, except not actually dudes. The only twig and berries I want to see are the blueberries in my mom's back yard

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 04:31 PM
lmao

I'm with you on that bro

but women... they're never anything like men.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 04:36 PM
All roads lead to marriage with women, somehow. :\\\\

Then again my brother's not so skippy either with his love life so I guess it's not all rainbows and sunshine on the other side

Just. You know. If he gets slapped, he can slap back.

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 04:38 PM
So basically, there's drama either way.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 04:45 PM
Pretty much

Which is why I'm never settling down ever

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 04:48 PM
Hellz no.

If I wanted to settle down, would I be a stripper? ;)

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 04:59 PM
...no?

Well there's Wes. I still don't know how his gf is okay with him doing this rofl

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 05:56 PM
Come on. All we do is dance and take our clothes off. Have a good time. You know! It's not like we're hookers.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 06:09 PM
(...)

Totally not hookers man

Although

Cash for sex does sound kinda like the best of both worlds

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 06:31 PM
Are you

Are you having sex for money

Sean?

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 06:43 PM
Would you judge and/or disown me if I did Logan?

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 07:01 PM
I wouldn't disown you but yeah, I'd judge a little bit.

You are, aren't you?

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 07:10 PM
no
yes

stop judging!

I'm not at the street corner okay?! It's just like a side thing with a couple of

customers

(feels massively judged)

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 07:32 PM
Why? What's up, man?

Do you need the money?

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 07:37 PM
Can we not talk about it?

It's not a big deal and besides, it's not that diff than picking someone up at the club

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 08:00 PM
All right then. It's not a big deal though. You're not the only one who does it.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 08:04 PM
I'm just the only one you silently judge?

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 08:07 PM
I was just being honest! I judged a little out of shock. But really, it's not that big a deal, man.

I mean, I guess what's not to like, you're having sex and you're getting money for it. It's like most people's dream job, even if they don't admit it.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 08:11 PM
I guess it was a little out of the blue

But yeah... It's not a bad gig. I just

It's not like I'm going to do it forever, you know?

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 08:14 PM
We can't strip forever either. lmfao can you imagine us as 50 year old husks trying to be sexy?

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 08:18 PM
Rofl our audience is gonna be like 90 yo women in wheelchairs

Trying stuff peppermints down our adult diapers

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 08:19 PM
ahahaha we'll have to rub like icy hot on each other just so we don't creak the whole time.

break a hip trying to get down and sex the stage. lmaaao

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 08:27 PM
LOL

You're killing me here Logan!

I'm pretty sure even 90 yos prefer hot 20 somethings. Once we hit 35 we're gonna be like old timers man

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 08:29 PM
shit don't remind me

anyway right now we're YOUNG and WILD and FREEEEEEEEEE

saturday's gonna be off the hoooook

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 08:32 PM
Ooookay eagle scout, I'll be expecting you. 9ish, don't forget!

I better get ready for work. 50 crunches should do it. ;P

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 08:34 PM
50's nothing. I'll double that!  :P

But I'll see you later, baaaby baby baby

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 08:37 PM
It's not a contest!

...

200 and 150 pullups

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 08:40 PM
I dunnoooo

sure sounds like a contest to meee

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 08:42 PM
How can it be a contest

When i have the best abs on earth?

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 08:49 PM
yeah your abs are fine but what about this:

View Attachment

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 08:51 PM
...

For a sec i legit thought that was gonna be a dick pic Logan

And nice beauty mark ;P

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 08:56 PM
L
O
L

I should've! But I think you've got a pretty rough idea what my dick looks like by now. lmao

you WOULD notice the beauty mark when I'm trying to show off my hawt bod. :D

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 09:02 PM
I'd disown you if you ever sent me dick pics, just so you know

And I know about your 'hawt bod' already, sheesh. So humble.

Just didn't know you had a beauty mark THERE of all places

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 09:05 PM
Oh whatever, coming from the least humble person I've met.

Let's stop fixating on the beauty mark. I usually cover it up for work so that's probably why you've never seen it.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 09:09 PM
Fixating is a strong word! I am not FIXATED on your beauty mark that's just above your ass.

Which could use a little more work

Like. Stop skipping the squats and lunges man

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 09:18 PM
EEEEYYYY. My ass is just fine, all right, bubble butt?

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 09:21 PM
...

Sounds like SOMEBODY'S been checkin me out from behind

;D

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 27 2017, 09:24 PM
I check out all the competition.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 27 2017, 09:49 PM
Interesting

So you're saying you check out all the guys' ass

ets?  :P

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 28 2017, 07:20 AM
They're out there. So
Yeah.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 28 2017, 08:04 AM
Logan

Is there something you're not telling me?

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 28 2017, 08:49 AM
Uh

like what?

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 28 2017, 08:58 AM
Um

Nvm, forget it

(Not sure he wants to know)

Just be here on Saturday. I'd better get going before I'm late for work. You know how Ben gets.

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 28 2017, 09:24 AM
Stop being weird!

And I'll be there good luck at work and stop asking weird ass questions
you're weirding me out bro

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 28 2017, 09:35 AM
I'm not the weird one BRO

Stop being weird if you don't want people asking weird ass questions!

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 28 2017, 10:33 AM
How am I being weird? Just saying, I'm competitive dude.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 28 2017, 10:38 AM
You don't think it's a little weird to stare at guys' butts?

Even for the sake of competition?

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 28 2017, 11:03 AM
Are you calling me gay?

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 28 2017, 11:07 AM
Possibly

In the same way that you called my ass fat earlier

I don't think you're gay cause. All the chicks and everything

Just nobody i know looks at butts

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 28 2017, 11:08 AM

I like butts okay!

Leave me alone.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 28 2017, 11:11 AM
OKAY

Okay geez get all defensive on me why don't you

Just don't look at mine and we're good

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 28 2017, 11:14 AM
Anyway I was just joking.

GO TO WORK, YOU BUM.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 28 2017, 11:16 AM
Bum

You're the one who's fixated man

And okay MOM. I'm already at my car!

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 28 2017, 11:30 AM


JUST GO.

Posted by: SEAN YUN Jul 28 2017, 11:32 AM



Love ya bro

No homo

(Sorry about the huge pic lol)

Posted by: LOGAN GO Jul 28 2017, 11:34 AM
yeah you too

no homo

see you friday dude

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