A rose by any other name

[Ashley Yeo]

NO IT'S NOT OKAY

You stole my first kiss!

[Monroe Huang]

IT WAS MY FIRST KISS TOO

[Ashley Yeo]

You're just lucky my dad didn't come strangle you when I told him!

...come to think of it, he just laughed...

[Monroe Huang]

Weellll, we were like six?

[Ashley Yeo]

If you're old enough to trap me on the jungle gym and plant your lips on me, you're old enough to face the consequences!

Man, dad was okay with that, but not with me dating Ken? Unfair!

[Monroe Huang]

Parents are weird like that. He thought I was the gay one, so it was okay.

[Ashley Yeo]

It's worse being gay and having a name like ASHLEY

God i should change my name to like

Butch McManly

[Monroe Huang]

you COULD

but I think Butch McManly is more hilarious than Ashley.

[Ashley Yeo]

Quiet MONROE

Or I'll start calling you Marilyn!

[Monroe Huang]

NO.

[Ashley Yeo]

Call me Butch from now

I'm gonna reinvent myself as a mma fighting jet pilot marine 

[Monroe Huang]

No, not unless you call me Roe.

[Ashley Yeo]

It sounds like fish eggs!!

[Monroe Huang]

Ashley sounds like a girl!!

I mean, Butch whatever sounds stupid! Like a biker on steroids which I'm SURE you don't look like!!

[Ashley Yeo]

You don't know how I look like!

What if I got super tall? Then Butch would fit me just fine!