A rose by any other name

[Ashley Yeo]

I won't. When?

[Monroe Huang]

Like

a long time ago.

[Ashley Yeo]

Like

Years?

[Monroe Huang]

...
maybe.

[Ashley Yeo]

...shiiiit Monroe

You can't be a total troll, go out and get laid!

[Monroe Huang]

Well
so

The night after we broke up, I was so
I don't know mad I guess frustrated sad angry a lot of things ok

anyway, it didn't really work too well. I think I might have ruined things by saying the wrong name at the wrong time
plus I was drunk because who isn't after a break up? lol

[Ashley Yeo]

Ouch

Well it happens. I guess it wasn't your night.

But you're only 23, it's not like you're ruined forever

[Monroe Huang]

I keep having stupid crushes on hopeless people.

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH TIME I WASTED ON HIM?

I feel like an ass.

[Ashley Yeo]

THAT'S WHY

YOU GOTTA EXPERIMENT!
with other people

Go clubbing! Go to the strip club! Hook up with strangers!

(#Terribleadvice)

[Monroe Huang]

You shot me down!

And so did that last person!

At this rate, I'm going to have to PAY somebody to just

just BONE me

[Ashley Yeo]

You were serious??! Like SERIOUS? C'mon Monroe!

Isn't there anybody else? Can't Aldon set you up?

[Monroe Huang]

Aw man, Aldon. :(

He was supposed to set me up and then I started going out with the other guy.
I doubt he wants to help me now.

[Ashley Yeo]

Try! Try it! You don't know!

[Monroe Huang]

I'll ask him. If anybody knows me, Ald does. :D

Thanks.

[Ashley Yeo]

You're welcome!

And if you two don't hit it off...
Send him my way! :P