A rose by any other name

[Ashley Yeo]

Yes. I'm Pterodactylmon

I go from a blue jay to a monster at level 23

[Monroe Huang]

Hahaha you're still a nerd

[Ashley Yeo]

SHUT UP

Digimon-pokemon crossover's been my dream since 8th grade!

[Monroe Huang]

Do you

do you write about it?

like

fan fiction?

[Ashley Yeo]

WTF NO

(maybe once or twice when he was a teenager)

Fanfiction's for real nerds

I'm cool! I'm a cop and everything!!

(junior traffic cop that's just a glorified crossing guard but still)

[Monroe Huang]

Oh right.

A Judy cop! 

[Ashley Yeo]

NOW I REMEMBER WHY ALDON'S MY FAVORITE TWIN

[Monroe Huang]

:(

You don't like being a cute cop?

Sorry, I just remember you as a kid, not a 9 foot tall dinosaur.

[Ashley Yeo]

I'm not a kid anymore! And don't call me cute. Do you know how hard it is for crooks to take a face like mine seriously?

I have to break kneecaps just to get somebody to listen to me!

[Monroe Huang]

Hah! So you're still cute?

[Ashley Yeo]

If I say no I'm insulting myself. If I say yes... it's still kinda insulting. UGH MONROE!

Your kneecaps are next
Just you wait, Monroe Huang

[Monroe Huang]

What?! What'd I do now??? You're the one who said people can't take your face seriously.

[Ashley Yeo]

And you followed up with "You're still cute!" That doesn't help man!!

Also stop low-key hitting on me

No
Experimentation

[Monroe Huang]

Sorry.

You could be a troll now. I don't know. But I don't know why you'd rather hear that.

[Ashley Yeo]

Let's talk about something else!

What've you been up to since I've been gone? Have you become a fireman doctor scientist like you said you would? :P