A rose by any other name

[Ashley Yeo]

Hey! Is this Monroe Huang?

[Monroe Huang]

Yeah! But nobody calls me by that name. Mostly it's just Roe. Monroe sounds so official, you know?

...Who is this again? I don't recognize the number.

[Ashley Yeo]

Roe makes you sound like fish eggs

You remember that one time you said you could climb the apple tree in your back yard? And you bet me 3 marbles that you could get to the top?

Where are my marbles Monroe? I'm back to collect, punk. 

[Monroe Huang]

(pulling a sour face)

...ASHLEY? 

You're the ONLY person who says that! And you can have your marbles...

IN HELLLLLLLLL!!

jk I don't have them anymore, sorry.

punk.

[Ashley Yeo]

Don't call me Ashley!

It's Ash!

A
S
G

I mean H. Stupid phone

I'm gonna have to arrest you for breaking your word. :\

[Monroe Huang]

Then don't call ME Monroe.

And don't think you can do that. I was like six. I think there's a statue of limits or something on that stuff.

[Ashley Yeo]

A statue of limits?

...

You haven't changed a bit, have you, MONROE?

Also I totally can, you wait and see. Aldon won't be here to save you this time! Muaahahaha!

[Monroe Huang]

Can't I just buy new ones or whatever?

[Ashley Yeo]

No! I want the sparkly one and the red cats eye and that one with the glitter in the middle that you never even let me touch?

[Monroe Huang]

They're all gone! Now all I have is boring adult stuff!

[Ashley Yeo]

Well what kind of boring adult stuff?

If it's dirty mags I'm gonna cuff you AND pepper spray you

[Monroe Huang]

Ok, dirty mags are LEGAL ok? I am OVER 18 now.

AND nobody buys those anymore anyway cuz there's the INTERNET.

[Ashley Yeo]

omg you turned into a dirty lecher

How many porn folders are in your computer? Tell the truth!

[Monroe Huang]

(taken aback)

Why?

[Ashley Yeo]

Reasons