I gotta confession to make

[Ryland Ren]

Yeah but
what about that time you guys went on vacation together?

[Alva Ren]

What about it?

[Ryland Ren]

Didn't you say
you were never happier then?

[Alva Ren]

Yeah... It was a great trip
Back when he wasn't a stinking cheater!!!

[Ryland Ren]

Yeah...

I didn't think it would work.

He's an asshat and an idiot.

[Alva Ren]

Most of him is, yeah.
Not all of him

But like 94%. Ugh. How did we ever last for 5 whole years? And how many of them was he

Fooling around on me?

[Ryland Ren]

Probably not all along. He's too dumb to hide it.

[Alva Ren]

...true. He is pretty damn easy to read.

So you think it's just a one-time thing?

[Ryland Ren]

Yeah, I don't think he's smart enough to cover up something like that for very long.

He's a lot of things but he's normally pretty honest.
Almost to a fault lol

[Alva Ren]

He's dumb, lbr. Just plain dumb.

What's he been up to lately?

[Ryland Ren]

Oh
Um
Well actually...

[Alva Ren]

What? Tell me!

[Ryland Ren]

No because then you're going to do something dumb and we're handling it 

[Alva Ren]

Okay you are not HANDLING IT without me
And I won't do anything dumb because I don't do dumb things

Now out with it!

[Ryland Ren]

You do a LOT of dumb things, so don't even go there!