I gotta confession to make

[Ryland Ren]

Hey, Alva!

So... how're you doing right now?

Alva Ren

[Alva Ren]

I'm doing great!
Um
As great as I can be I guess, with all the stuff going on in the suburbs... heh...

What about you? Did the potion wear off? Are you better now?

[Ryland Ren]

Um yep.

I think it was just a sleep potion.
So
Aldon and I
we're eloping

[Alva Ren]

Oh good, I was worried about you, you slept forever and

WHAT THE HELL
You're joking right??

[Ryland Ren]

Um no?

[Alva Ren]

WHY?!

[Ryland Ren]

Because life's short and I love him?

[Alva Ren]

Why elope?!

Wtf
It was his idea wasn't it?!

[Ryland Ren]

Yeah... of course it was.

[Alva Ren]

AHA! I thought so!

Why are you still talking to him?! I thought we agreed that you wouldn't do that until he gets his priorities straight!

[Ryland Ren]

Doesn't he if he wants to elope?

[Alva Ren]

NO
He's the king of bad decisions and he's draggng you down with him!

The right thing to do is NOT to elope! The RIGHT thing to do would be to break up with that other guy and just be with you, without all these dumb schemes and tricks!

[Ryland Ren]

Yeah... I know.

But YOU'RE giving romance advice? >.>

[Alva Ren]

Yes
And?

[Ryland Ren]

Well you know. All that...
You know!