Where there's smoke

[Miguel Cabrera]

Good
I really need you clear-headed for this, Alvaro.

We have to do this for our families. Right?

[Alvaro Castellano]

Of course.
I'm clear-headed.

[Miguel Cabrera]

Okay. I trust you, Alvaro.

You've been my friend from the beginning of all this.

Some day we'll finally be rid of all these vermin.

[Alvaro Castellano]

Yeah we will. Just gotta keep fighting the good fight.

[Miguel Cabrera]

: )

(he never uses smilies)

[Alvaro Castellano]

Hey... are you okay?

[Miguel Cabrera]

Yeah

Nahuel said I text like a robot
I thought I'd change it up...

[Alvaro Castellano]

For a second, I thought you were a doppelgänger!
Or somebody stole your phone!

[Miguel Cabrera]

Come on, it wasn't that
shocking

Was it?

[Alvaro Castellano]

UH YES.

[Miguel Cabrera]

Why?

: )

It's just a colon and a right bracket

[Alvaro Castellano]

Yeah but it's weird. You never smile in real life.

[Miguel Cabrera]

I do smile in real life

You're just not funny enough to make me smile

(sad attempt at levity)

[Alvaro Castellano]

HEY plenty of people think I'm HILARIOUS.
I was voted class clown!
It's not my fault you have a dull sense of humor!

[Miguel Cabrera]

Oh wow
That touched a nerve huh?

You were class clown though. I don't know how we ever became friends.

By the way
I was joking just now...