Can cats text?

[Sam Yen]

Hey, dumb question

Have you ever seen a cat texting?

Nahuel Cabrera

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Uh...
No.
Are you feeling ok?

[Sam Yen]

I

Maybe doing that 24 hour livestream wasn't a good idea...

I swear I just saw a white cat texting
And it ran from me but it like
took the phone with it...

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Haha! That's crazy talk. Cats can't even carry phones, dude.

[Sam Yen]

It had it in its mouth Nahuel!

I swear
But cats don't text

But I saw the screen and somebody was texting back!

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Hahaha! What, another cat?

[Sam Yen]

I don't know!
Don't make fun of me, this is serious!

I think I'm going
crazy

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Come on, you just stayed up all night. You're just having those sleep hallucinations or whatever.

[Sam Yen]

But I heard it hissing at me
And it gave me this really dirty look when I tried to feed it

Maybe you're right. It sounds crazy!
I'd better just sit down somewhere until it goes away.

[Nahuel Cabrera]

So...

[Sam Yen]

Soo...?

Don't bring up the date that didn't happen, don't bring up the date that didn't happen, don't bring it up, don't bring it up, please don't bring it up!

[Nahuel Cabrera]

Are we going to talk about the date?

[Sam Yen]

AAUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!

I'd
prefer if we talked about my texting cat hallucination...

[Nahuel Cabrera]

But what else is there to say about it?

[Sam Yen]

I mean we could discuss the probability of seeing a texting cat or
If it's theoretically possible for cats to text

*sweating*