Crazy MF.... huh?

[Ezra Chen]

It's better than the alternative.

And if that's what you really think, why are you doing it? You seem smart enough.

[Lance Huang]

Which is... Fatassery?

I'm not that smart. I just talk like I am. ;) You, however

You seem smart. Intelligent, that is. So why are you wasting all those brains out here?

[Ezra Chen]

If you want to be crass about it, yes.

I'm not wasting my brains. I have perfectly legitimate reasons for being here.

[Lance Huang]

I prefer honest. I'm honest about it. Why sugarcoat anyway?

Next you'll tell me you're really running drugs here right? :P Should i be worried about getting in a car alone with you?

[Ezra Chen]

Do I really LOOK like a drug dealer to you?

[Lance Huang]

Drug dealers never look like drug dealers. Not the good ones.

[Ezra Chen]

Good point.

What about you?

[Lance Huang]

I'm the best drug dealer around man!

[Ezra Chen]

I would never have suspected.

[Lance Huang]

Well yeah, because I'm just that good~ ;)

[Ezra Chen]

Wouldn't you know other drug dealers, though?

[Lance Huang]

Maybe
Maybe not

Depends on who wants to know. >.>

[Ezra Chen]

I'm not a cop.
But I think a cop would be obligated to say that right now.

[Lance Huang]

You can't be a cop AND a drug dealer! 

[Ezra Chen]

I could, if I were undercover.