Crazy MF.... huh?

[Lance Huang]

No but it's a pretty good side-effect to jogging isn't it?

[Ezra Chen]

It would be, if I weren't jogging at night. Most of the people I run into are less than savory.

[Lance Huang]

You look like you could handle yourself in a fight though!

[Ezra Chen]

I can. I'm not worried about myself though.

[Lance Huang]

Well you can't be worried about me, you don't even know me. ;)

Do you have kids? A wife?

[Ezra Chen]

Me? No... Do you?

[Lance Huang]

I'd be a pretty terrible dad/husband if I was out there giving guys my number...

[Ezra Chen]

That doesn't stop some people.

[Lance Huang]

I was brought up better than that, all right?

Totally single over here~ I guess that's kind of pathetic, if I'm giving away my number left and right.

[Ezra Chen]

How many hits has it gotten you so far?

[Lance Huang]

A few...

I don't usually do it! I don't... usually have to. :\

[Ezra Chen]

I see. They all flock to you?

[Lance Huang]

Well
You've seen me!!

[Ezra Chen]

So what made you switch things up?

My ass?

[Lance Huang]

Yeah... You have a great ass, lbr

That and

I'm just so

It's this stupid tiny town! Being here is driving me CRAZY!